The Smurfs. 65 minutes of using the word smurf in place of all swearing. Somewhere during the denouement a character should mouth but not say "Oh, fuck!" then two other smurfs are nearby. One says "what did they say?" The other smurf looks panicked and then offers without much conviction: I think it was, "Oh Smurf!" Big laughs. Scene.
After the first few minutes of UP, Carl finally breaks down and releases a blood-curdling scream of "FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!" to the heavens. Fade to black. Movie resumes as usual.
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has secretly built a weapon with a secret capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: (screaming with rage) YOU...ARE...A...FUCKING... TOY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an... aw, you're a FUCKING action FIGURE! You are a FUCKING child's plaything!
I feel like it'd fit perfectly in Soul, the moment Joe falls down the open manhole he yells "fuuuuuuu..." and I wouldn't mind if they didn't even finish it.
Had to look up the scene and saw another where they say "Hell" a lot after Joe asks if he's in heaven or hell ( h-e-double-hockey-sticks). Granted, it is the souls of unborn people, but it's still kinda funny to think about.
52 Comments
MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 80 pts · 73d
I just want one minion to say fuck right in the middle somewhere. No preamble. No explanation. Just pops out.
capuccino@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 73d
Finding Nemo. Dory yelling "fuck yea!" when she remember something
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 72d
I'd give it to Bruce when he smells the blood
a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz · 41 pts · 73d
The Smurfs. 65 minutes of using the word smurf in place of all swearing. Somewhere during the denouement a character should mouth but not say "Oh, fuck!" then two other smurfs are nearby. One says "what did they say?" The other smurf looks panicked and then offers without much conviction: I think it was, "Oh Smurf!" Big laughs. Scene.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 73d
After the first few minutes of UP, Carl finally breaks down and releases a blood-curdling scream of "FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!" to the heavens. Fade to black. Movie resumes as usual.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 73d
I’d pick Fantastic Mister Fox.
And honestly, the way that movie is, people probably wouldn’t even notice.
imahappyguy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 73d
It's the reason I say cuss around my kids lol
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 21 pts · 73d
When shrek bursts into farquad and fionas wedding, i want either fiona or far quad to say fuck
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 71d
Farquaad's name was literally the filmmakers calling their family-movie villain "Fuckwad" and sneaking it past the radar.
Poojabber@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 71d
Really? So glad you explained that. I never would have caught that otherwise. They sneaked it past the radar so hard.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
Not only that, he was a direct caricature of the producer's former boss.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk · 15 pts · 73d
Paddington. The trailer is a literal cavalcade of well-placed "Fuck" moments.
wabasso@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 71d
lol I had never seen that trailer but you are so right.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 14 pts · 73d
"Incon-fucking-ceivable!"
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 73d
Just once I'd like to see Panoramix/Getafix say "fuck" just once when Asterix and Obelix surprise him into slicing his finger with his golden sickle.
Alternately, Caesar saying "the fucking Gaul."
tetris11@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 73d
Or drunk Obelix swaying and going on a long rant full of swear words
spizzat2@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 71d
I was introduced to the comics in German, and I find it interesting that his name varies so much. In Germany, he goes by Miraculix.
thiscat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 72d
"IM A FUCKING GOOBER" - SpongeBob
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 72d
Charlotte's Web. "Some Fucking Pig"
it would change the tone of the entire movie after that point.
EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 73d
Naaaaaants ingonyaaama fucking bagithi babaaaaa
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d
Can you feel the fuck love tonight?
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 73d
Remy speak
tetris11@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 73d
Full Metal Alchemist: Stew Tonight
Krusty@quokk.au · 8 pts · 73d
The LEGO movie. Change the song to everything is fucking awesome.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 73d
I mean, very doable with The Lonely Island in there.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 73d
This ruins the rhythm. :(
Krusty@quokk.au · 5 pts · 73d
Fine. Everything is fucking.
Happy?
andallthat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 72d
...eeeverything is fuck when you're part of a dreeam....
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 72d
Yes!
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 71d
brave little toaster just for this scene
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 71d
Charlie and the Fucking Chocolate Factory has a certain ring to it.
Or Fucking Neverending Story (can't we all just empathize with that? 😅).
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 71d
When artax dies. Atreyu cries and utters a quiet "fuuuuuck"
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 71d
Fuck me, that was depressing. 😭
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 72d
The Incredibles: the little kid on the big wheel: "That is fucking wicked!"
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 72d
pokemon, it would be hilarious. the older movies were mildly darker than the recent ones.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 72d
"Team Rocket is fucking off againnnnnn!"
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 72d
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who the fuck you are.
FatVegan@leminal.space · 6 pts · 71d
You can say fuck outside of america.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 71d
"Fuck! There's a snake in my boot!"
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 71d
Listen here you little shit
turdburglar@piefed.social · 5 pts · 72d
bambi
Rooster326@programming.dev · 4 pts · 72d
But when would you add it?
Would it be Bambi's first words?
Nouvellalia@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 71d
puck
turdburglar@piefed.social · 2 pts · 71d
this person knows. i’m here for it
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 71d
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has secretly built a weapon with a secret capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: (screaming with rage) YOU...ARE...A...FUCKING... TOY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an... aw, you're a FUCKING action FIGURE! You are a FUCKING child's plaything!
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 71d
I feel like it'd fit perfectly in Soul, the moment Joe falls down the open manhole he yells "fuuuuuuu..." and I wouldn't mind if they didn't even finish it.
Had to look up the scene and saw another where they say "Hell" a lot after Joe asks if he's in heaven or hell ( h-e-double-hockey-sticks). Granted, it is the souls of unborn people, but it's still kinda funny to think about.
steeznson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 71d
Mary Poppins when they fly kites
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 71d
let's go fuck a kite
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 71d
The what ?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 71d
The word "fuck."
mech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 72d
Beauty And The Beast, changing the song lyrics:
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
And gets fucked anally
GrayBackgroundMusic@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 72d
I think you added more than just the f word.