Do we know the story behind this, this has to be some type of like petting zoo kind of thing, because even the most docile Ducks fed by people everyday won't let you just grab them. My dog loves to make him scatter.
I don’t know about in other places, but where I live if you see a domestic somebody dumped in a park you are free to take it home. Years ago when I lived on a farmstead and had the means to care for them I ended up with a decent little flock of freebies.
51 Comments
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 114d
It doesn't say 5pm today though, so you can just borrow them indefinitely.
homes@piefed.world · 26 pts · 114d
Well, until 5 PM
tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 113d
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S2kjWBKtGio&%3Bt=3m44s
3:44
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 38 pts · 114d
We need more duck libraries like these.
weaselsrippedmyflesh@piefed.social · 31 pts · 114d
Too late, they're my ducks now and we're gonna do drugs together.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 48 pts · 114d
You mean snorting quack?
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 113d
I thought quack was usually smoked and duckaine snorted, but I'm not an expert
tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 113d
They're freebeaking it.
Hooookay bedtime.
homes@piefed.world · 11 pts · 114d
Until 5 PM
nialv7@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 114d
Unrelated: how to pick up a duck.
https://youtu.be/RhtiDYLbfF4
Janx@piefed.social · 13 pts · 114d
Uh, that was very related.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 4 pts · 113d
tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 113d
Huh!
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 114d
tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 113d
Yoink!
LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 114d
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 114d
Question…
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 114d
Answer.
tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 113d
Counter question.
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 113d
Gasp
tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 111d
Point conceded.
Maiq@piefed.social · 9 pts · 114d
That sign is quackers!
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 113d
Literally 1984
hansolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 114d
But, you can take a duck. Just temporarily.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 114d
That enough for me!
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 114d
Borrow? Like a book? When is the return date, what's the late/lost fee?
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 114d
Return date: 5pm
Lost fee: 1 duck per duck
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 114d
Bill me later.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 114d
No harm, no fowl
socsa@piefed.social · 6 pts · 114d
I really need someone to cross out the 5pm and replace it with 8pm to really capture that local government feeling.
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 113d
Also needs a link to a dead page on some government site.
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 114d
Do we know the story behind this, this has to be some type of like petting zoo kind of thing, because even the most docile Ducks fed by people everyday won't let you just grab them. My dog loves to make him scatter.
BillyClark@piefed.social · 5 pts · 114d
I don't know for sure, but I strongly suspect this is the work of that artist who always posts weird public signs.
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 114d
I saw a really funny one in Florida I think about telling people not to feed the alligators psychedelics.
tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 113d
Why? What happens?
Janx@piefed.social · 2 pts · 112d
You'd have to ask the alligator.
sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 114d
... but I wouldn't 🤷
ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 113d
I would
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 114d
I don’t know about in other places, but where I live if you see a domestic somebody dumped in a park you are free to take it home. Years ago when I lived on a farmstead and had the means to care for them I ended up with a decent little flock of freebies.
maccentric@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 113d
thecleanduck@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 114d
Seems reasonable
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 114d
I liked it better when they were free.
thecleanduck@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 113d
capitalism I'm afraid!
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 113d
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smeenz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 113d
Why would someone want to borrow a duck?
BNE@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 113d
They're good listeners.
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 112d
I heard they're not all they're quacked up to be.
orenj@leminal.space · 2 pts · 114d
Thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth 💔
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 114d
Who is this duck supervisor boss person I and my army of two (2) ducks need to defeat in order to overcome this duck tyranny?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 114d
You're telling me Alex Jones lied again!!!!
AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 112d
Wait, so we're supposed to grill and eat them right there?
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 114d
Hmmm Peking duck.