the duck in the park are not free!

https://fox.nexus/@theresnotime/115004034583988029

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51 Comments

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 114d (2 replies)

It doesn't say 5pm today though, so you can just borrow them indefinitely.

homes@piefed.world · 26 pts · 114d (1 reply)

Well, until 5 PM

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 38 pts · 114d

We need more duck libraries like these.

weaselsrippedmyflesh@piefed.social · 31 pts · 114d (4 replies)

Too late, they're my ducks now and we're gonna do drugs together.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 48 pts · 114d (2 replies)

You mean snorting quack?

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 113d (1 reply)

I thought quack was usually smoked and duckaine snorted, but I'm not an expert

tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 113d

They're freebeaking it.

Hooookay bedtime.

homes@piefed.world · 11 pts · 114d

Until 5 PM

nialv7@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 114d (3 replies)

Unrelated: how to pick up a duck.

https://youtu.be/RhtiDYLbfF4

Janx@piefed.social · 13 pts · 114d

Uh, that was very related.

gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 4 pts · 113d

tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 113d

Huh!

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 114d (2 replies)

tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 113d

Yoink!

LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 114d
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 114d (4 replies)

Question…

KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 114d (3 replies)

Answer.

tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 113d (2 replies)

Counter question.

KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 113d (1 reply)

Gasp

tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 111d

Point conceded.

Maiq@piefed.social · 9 pts · 114d

That sign is quackers!

bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 113d

the ducks in the park are not free!

Literally 1984

hansolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 114d (1 reply)

But, you can take a duck. Just temporarily.

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 114d

That enough for me!

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 114d (3 replies)

Borrow? Like a book? When is the return date, what's the late/lost fee?

nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 114d (2 replies)

Return date: 5pm

Lost fee: 1 duck per duck

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 114d (1 reply)

Bill me later.

nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 114d

No harm, no fowl

socsa@piefed.social · 6 pts · 114d (1 reply)

I really need someone to cross out the 5pm and replace it with 8pm to really capture that local government feeling.

Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 113d

Also needs a link to a dead page on some government site.

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 114d (4 replies)

Do we know the story behind this, this has to be some type of like petting zoo kind of thing, because even the most docile Ducks fed by people everyday won't let you just grab them. My dog loves to make him scatter.

BillyClark@piefed.social · 5 pts · 114d (3 replies)

I don't know for sure, but I strongly suspect this is the work of that artist who always posts weird public signs.

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 114d (2 replies)

I saw a really funny one in Florida I think about telling people not to feed the alligators psychedelics.

tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 113d (1 reply)

Why? What happens?

Janx@piefed.social · 2 pts · 112d

You'd have to ask the alligator.

sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 114d (1 reply)

you may borrow ducks

... but I wouldn't 🤷

ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 113d

I would

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 114d

I don’t know about in other places, but where I live if you see a domestic somebody dumped in a park you are free to take it home. Years ago when I lived on a farmstead and had the means to care for them I ended up with a decent little flock of freebies.

maccentric@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 113d

thecleanduck@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 114d (2 replies)

Seems reasonable

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 114d (1 reply)

I liked it better when they were free.

thecleanduck@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 113d

capitalism I'm afraid!

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 113d

Would you like to upgrade to Duck Premium without ads?

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 113d (2 replies)

Why would someone want to borrow a duck?

BNE@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 113d (1 reply)

They're good listeners.

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 112d

I heard they're not all they're quacked up to be.

orenj@leminal.space · 2 pts · 114d

Thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth 💔

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 114d

Who is this duck supervisor boss person I and my army of two (2) ducks need to defeat in order to overcome this duck tyranny?

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 114d

You're telling me Alex Jones lied again!!!!

AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 112d

Wait, so we're supposed to grill and eat them right there?

notsosure@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 114d

Hmmm Peking duck.