How dare you not think that bOtH sIdEs SaMe!? Why, I will have you know that Donald J Trump is likewise a black Indian woman, as explained in these theory books that I now demand that you read before you can show your face in this community again...
I'm so glad to not be on other social media anymore. Posting on Facebook and having no engagement from the people you actually know and care about hurt a lot more than having a comment on Lemmy get ignored.
I have a dear friend who got pranked by someone. They set his Facebook posting options to post only at me and he didn't notice for a couple years. He just wondered why no one else commented on his posts.
We've both got slightly oversized egos relative to our accomplishments, so that must have been rough.
The best advice I ever got was this: if a compliment about someone pops into your head, you should tell them.
Like I have to add the caveat don't be a creepy fuck (unless you know them and they like that) because there's 8 billions of us and that means there are folk who are super creepy just by law of large populations. I'm talking about real compliments, not preludes to flirts or slaps.
The voices in my head are entirely based on the PFP that displays next to a post/comment. If your avatar is Spongebob, everything I read from you will be in Spongebob's voice.
Can whichever one of you left their cereal bowl in the sink please clean it and get it out of there before the END OF THE NEXT MAYAN LONG COUNT CALENDAR?!?!!
I hate that meme. It's so braindead stupid. Of course whether a number is a lot or not depends on what you're counting. Welcome to just about any imaginable reality whatsoever. Have you learnt about the concept of numbers and counting only yesterday?
(I'm sure this made more sense in the original context. But that is stripped from pretty much all uses of the meme.)
I’ve never cared for this template. It just doesn’t make sense to ask if a number is a lot without knowing the context, and iirc it’s not what they’re saying in the scene anyway.
95 Comments
smeg@feddit.uk · 92 pts · 70d
Hey man, 12 upvotes is a lot in my community!
tristynalxander@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 69d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 69d
My community has like, seven people in it so if I get twelve things are exciting.
PugJesus@piefed.social · 69 pts · 70d
Comments give me dopamine*
*unless they give me cortisol
Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip · 37 pts · 70d
hey its me ur dopamine
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 70d
Sup
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d
Where you been? I wanted to go to sleep last night at a reasonable time.
Zombie@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 69d
*You're in big trouble and we all hate you!
PugJesus@piefed.social · 5 pts · 69d
My paranoid ass: "lmao knew it"
pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 70d
In the spirit of spreading dopamine, I love this way of putting it and may steal this.
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 69d
Hey its me your cortisol
yakko@feddit.uk · 54 pts · 70d
I wish I had something important to say in this moment
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 70d
Same.
Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 70d
have an updoot :)
you have more than 12 now ... which is not a lot apparently :(
yakko@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 70d
Oh shit, I'm rich
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 70d
But not comment rich.
brem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d
How much is comment rich? 60? 70?
I've had those on here; let's call it 100.
brem@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 70d
A Djin suddenly appears on your phone screen.
"Wish? Important!? Say!?!?"
Phantaloons@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 69d
".....HAD!?"
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 69d
zewm@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 70d
Every time I see 3+ new inbox notifications I know I said something controversial. 😅
brem@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 70d
oh yeah. Some days, I pass out in a stupor & have to keep myself from checking notifications for as long as curiosity can stay away from the cat.
It's nice when you eventually check..and it turns out to be constructive feedback or support. Even with downvotes. There's an art to this.
I have learned to avoid posting to the dark souls communities when I'm in a mood.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d
What's fun is waking up with a comment already to post on something you swear you clicked on in your sleep. My latest:
I think furgoneta might mean summer in sleepytimespeak
GrantUsEyes@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 68d
Nooo we want you here.... Please post <3
!soulslike@lemmy.zip
OpenStars@piefed.social · 12 pts · 70d
Unless you said something VERY "controversial", and then you see nothing at all... ever again.
BANNED
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 69d
Aww lookit you, all grown up now.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 70d
I disagree! How dare you!
Habahnow@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 70d
Listen here you little shit...
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 69d
A light .ml criticism or light support for a progressive dem can blow up your inbox
OpenStars@piefed.social · 5 pts · 69d
How dare you not think that bOtH sIdEs SaMe!? Why, I will have you know that Donald J Trump is likewise a black Indian woman, as explained in these theory books that I now demand that you read before you can show your face in this community again...
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d
Hey maw come look zewm did it agin
Kirk@startrek.website · 2 pts · 70d
What a classic .world take. GO READ A BOOK.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 70d
But the huge number of comments is because of just two people arguing for hours.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 69d
No it isn't.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 69d
Source?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 69d
Your mom
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 69d
Got 'em
nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 69d
it surely is!
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 69d
Then one of the commenters gets reported, and now half the comments are "Removed by Mod"
Zorque@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 70d
You take that back!
Padit@feddit.org · 6 pts · 69d
Make me!
Zorque@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 69d
Paint my fence!
TheHonourablePierrePoilievre@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 69d
Or it could be constructive dialogue
Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 69d
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 69d
...about whether the first comment in the thread is AI or not.
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 70d
How many times do 11 people tell you they liked something you did IRL? 12 upvotes is still a lot.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 28 pts · 70d
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 69d
I'm so glad to not be on other social media anymore. Posting on Facebook and having no engagement from the people you actually know and care about hurt a lot more than having a comment on Lemmy get ignored.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 69d
I have a dear friend who got pranked by someone. They set his Facebook posting options to post only at me and he didn't notice for a couple years. He just wondered why no one else commented on his posts.
We've both got slightly oversized egos relative to our accomplishments, so that must have been rough.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
Whoa, that's so mean. I'm glad it was finally realized, did he ever discover who did that? I hope he's doing okay now.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 68d
He never said who did it, but he lived in a hostel that year so I think his suspect list is long
Allero@lemmy.today · 21 pts · 70d
I wish it would be as socially easy to vocally approve or encourage someone as it is to put a like.
I strongly believe people would be surprised.
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 70d
Be the change you want to see in the world!
Allero@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 70d
Already am!
Handing out compliments to strangers once in a while, and supporting good points
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
The best advice I ever got was this: if a compliment about someone pops into your head, you should tell them.
Like I have to add the caveat don't be a creepy fuck (unless you know them and they like that) because there's 8 billions of us and that means there are folk who are super creepy just by law of large populations. I'm talking about real compliments, not preludes to flirts or slaps.
Allero@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 69d
Absolutely! I usually pick more neutral compliments and make sure I give them to both men and women alike.
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 70d
OpenStars@piefed.social · 4 pts · 70d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d
Regularly but I'm a musician. I may not have heard it said explicitly, but they usually walk out humming whatever I played and that counts double.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 20 pts · 70d
Posts? It's a staggering amount!
mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 69d
Me when i get less than 40 votes but somehow more than 70 comments 😨
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 69d
The horror when a post is not just a circlejerk but people are having conversations.
mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 69d
yeh but my first instinct is "oh god 70 people left a comment but 40 upvoted they really must have hated it" lol
Visstix@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 70d
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 70d
Ticks embedded in your taint? Well above average
OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 pts · 70d
How would you kn... uh I mean okay.
squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi · 14 pts · 70d
We're halfway there
snooggums@piefed.world · 12 pts · 70d
Comments for the comment god!
albbi@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 70d
Livin' on a prayer?
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 70d
WHHHOOOOOAAAooOOOO!
laconic1781@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 70d
12!
VAK@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 69d
Am I the only one who read lemmy speak in a sqeaky voice in my head?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 69d
The voices in my head are entirely based on the PFP that displays next to a post/comment. If your avatar is Spongebob, everything I read from you will be in Spongebob's voice.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
Awww yisssss
thepurplepope@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 70d
dozens!
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 69d
I'm so glad the comments didn't go the way I thought they would. Good job everyone!
brem@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 70d
22nd!
Federated manifest!
A succulent lemmyverse meal!
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 68d
If you get 12 comments under your post on Lemmy, then you probably went on .ml and told them the Soviet Union wasn't that great.
silasmariner@programming.dev · 3 pts · 68d
We've all been there
JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 69d
You got me bro.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d
Can whichever one of you left their cereal bowl in the sink please clean it and get it out of there before the END OF THE NEXT MAYAN LONG COUNT CALENDAR?!?!!
Sorry . . .sorry . . . been a long day.
shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 70d
nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 70d
I'm the twelfth comment!!
DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 70d
Lucky bastard. I was hoping it would be me.
nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 70d
nah I got beat out T-T
almost had it
nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 70d
jk @Doug@piefed.social beat me to it ðŸ˜
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 70d
What if it's 12 comments telling you you're a dingus :(
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 70d
It's all good!
OpenStars@piefed.social · 3 pts · 70d
That's a lot of dingus...es? dingusi?
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 69d
Depends on what you've been hired to do.
kevin2107@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d
inches?
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d
If you could please reply to this comment, we may get enough replies!
OpenStars@piefed.social · 5 pts · 70d
wada@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 68d
97
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 68d
waigl@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 70d
I hate that meme. It's so braindead stupid. Of course whether a number is a lot or not depends on what you're counting. Welcome to just about any imaginable reality whatsoever. Have you learnt about the concept of numbers and counting only yesterday?
(I'm sure this made more sense in the original context. But that is stripped from pretty much all uses of the meme.)
Doug@piefed.social · -1 pts · 70d
I’ve never cared for this template. It just doesn’t make sense to ask if a number is a lot without knowing the context, and iirc it’s not what they’re saying in the scene anyway.
Nice meme tho.
nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 70d
you stole my twelfth comment glory! how dare you!