bone

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CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 71d (13 replies)

Why not none? Bones are a terrible affliction.

duckduckduck@programming.dev · 36 pts · 71d

bnone

Donkter@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 71d (6 replies)

You can add new bones to your body any time you please

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 71d (2 replies)

Are you hitting on me??

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 71d

( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º )

schildfrosch@feddit.org · 1 pts · 68d

more like hitting your jaw to ameliorate the human affliction of "only one jawbone"

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 71d (1 reply)

I already have boneitis. If I could just get rid of my bones...

ignotum@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 71d

I'm having my doctor remove mine,rather i'm trying to he's not being very cooperative

socsa@piefed.social · 5 pts · 71d

OP's mom doesn't seem to mind

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d (2 replies)

Fuck off with your bullshit again, octopus. We don't have a damned choice.

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d (1 reply)

I've been found out!

  • ink cloud go! Swimaway swimaway!
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 68d

Adjusts monicle and puts flat cap back on. That some of a bitch... We were so close this time.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 71d

I'm having flashbacks to creationist boner dinosaurs

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 71d (1 reply)

The human body evolved for resilience: having a large number of bones provides redundancy, meaning that we can break many bones and still have at least one to spare.

It's also partially a vestigial trait, as our ancestors needed to do a lot of boning in order for the species to survive - nowadays we don't need to replenish our numbers as much.

recentSlinky@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 71d

That explains why no one would sleep with me. It's not me, it's just biology.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 71d

Oh, humans can have basically one bone.

They are horrible and agonizing conditions, perhaps similar to being slowly partially or totally mummified by your own body.

Ankylosing Spondylitis, Pfeiffer Syndrome, Klippel-Feil Syndrome, etc.

Imagine your bones all fusing together. You can't bend, or maybe walk, move your jaw, or maybe even breathe.

nexguy@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 71d (3 replies)

I also vote for outside bone instead of inside bone.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 71d

Evolution isn't a democracy but sure, freedom of speech

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 6 pts · 71d

Alan Dean Foster wrote a scif novel called Nor Crystal Tears that was mainly from the pov of an alien insect species. The differences were explored in body structure and culture and the confusion when they run across these weird humans with their bones on the inside... and they made obscene noises with their flapping flesh things on their head.

MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d

🦀

Chivera@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 71d (2 replies)

If he had just one bone then we wouldn't rattle when we walk.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 71d (1 reply)

Imagine thinking we could walk with just one bone.

Newuser@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d

Pretty sure you wouldn't be able to even imagine because nature would have wiped you out before developing that skill

Manticore@lemmy.nz · 17 pts · 70d

Reject articulation; become dog biscuit

xia@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 70d (2 replies)

People would be intentionally breaking bones, for "super-human" flexiblity.

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 70d

There would be no need for muscles with only one bone

Aneb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d

I didnt break my collarbone on purpose but I feel very bending, and much pain when I over stretch the ligament

modus@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 70d (2 replies)

I once met a person with Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva. Her bones were fusing together and over time she became more and more immobile. She's probably dead now. I hope that answers your questions.

musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 70d (1 reply)

That's horrible. In the end, did she get chucked into her grave like a frisbee?

modus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 70d

I heard they just propped her up in the foyer. She probably looked like the image on the right.

MrNesser@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 70d (5 replies)

Humans are the only ape not to have a penis bone.

i feel cheated somehow.

sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 70d

I'm glad we don't. Makes us more flexible so we can fuck in many different positions and angles. Could you imagine doing all of doggy style and missionary and cowgirl and reverse cowgirl and riding and all the other positions with a dick that can't bend like a willow branch? Oof

architect@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Lol I’d be keeping a tally on how many I broke off. You don’t actually want that.

end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d

👁️ 👄 👁️

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d (1 reply)

QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 68d

That is a horrifyingly more elaborate piece of equipment than what I would have expected

Hupf@feddit.org · 9 pts · 71d (1 reply)

After all, it's not btwohundredsix.

JackTea@piefed.world · 1 pts · 70d

Genius. Bumping so others see this

BigDiction@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 71d (1 reply)

Well that would just be a gingerbread man.

kamen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d

Is he made of house or is the house made of flesh?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 71d (2 replies)

If we had just one, it would be very hard to move.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 71d

Skill issue

QuietGenesis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 71d

Nah

duckduckduck@programming.dev · 7 pts · 71d

Yeah, we say bone not bany, what gives...

ddplf@szmer.info · 7 pts · 70d (3 replies)

We'd be doing the T-pose but unironically

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d (1 reply)

But if you wrapped muscles around the rigid bone frame, we could probably still wriggle and flop about. We'd find a way, it'd be okay.

JigglypuffSeenFromAbove@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d

T pose with serifs on the T, probably

CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 69d

Like an unrendered humanoid character model in a video game

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 71d

Human animal cracker

gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 7 pts · 70d (1 reply)

genius question. in the next chapter: why do we have 10¹² cells and not just one giant one?

IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 65d

single celled amoeba superiority?

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 71d (4 replies)

For one thing you couldn’t hear sounds or noises all that good withou free-floating inner ear bones

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 71d (3 replies)

That's your main concern?

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 71d (2 replies)

There’s prolly other stuff but I’m no bonographer

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 1 pts · 70d (1 reply)

I'd say that the main concern should be that you can't move at all

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 70d

Some ppl here have never wobbled or lived that life

Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 71d

It would be a lot more painful when drinking BoneHurtingJuice

SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 71d

Smooth, efficient, and most of all, calm

tomiant@piefed.social · 5 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Capitalism in a fucking nutshell.

Bgugi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 69d

OK, show your work.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 5 pts · 71d (4 replies)

Is an osteoblast posting this? They hate constantly getting their hard work removed by osteoclasts.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 71d (2 replies)

Cellular biology always reminds me how crazy animals are; how much time and how many generations animals must have taken to get here. Its awesome there's just cells that show up, get supplied everything they need and build mineral deposits. And a fully separate cell type to deconstruct those.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 71d

It's a robust system: when a bone is fractured and not straightened before healing, it will eventually get close to the right shape.

zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d

Fraggle Rock helped me understand this part of cell bio (osteoclasts/blasts).

In the underground caverns of your skeleton, a perfect symbiotic ecosystem exists between two distinct groups: the Osteoblasts (the Doozers) and the Osteoclasts (the Fraggles). Just as in Fraggle Rock, their survival depends on a continuous cycle of building and eating, ensuring the structural integrity of their world

Like the industrious Doozers, osteoblasts are obsessed with construction.

The osteoclasts are the carefree Fraggles of this system. They roam the bone surface looking for old, damaged, or unnecessary structures to "snack" on.

marzhall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d

No war but clast war

sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 71d

MONOBONE

5ha99y@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 70d

Dog treat kinda bone

Kintarian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 71d

Sometimes I have 207 bones, wink wink

Karl@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 71d (1 reply)

Why do I keep seeing the stuff I see in Instagram in lemmy?

Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 70d

Why are you subscribed to thise one and not to other communities? Why didnt you block this one?

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 71d

I have one big bone right now. Hey, baby

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 71d

Where would all the soft parts go?

MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d

I have but one bone to give!

molten@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 71d

I'm just one big boned

Magnum@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 70d

Bone Apple Pie

vrek@programming.dev · 2 pts · 71d

I went out skiing and broke my... Armbonehiplegneckskull thing

Psiczar@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 71d

Flexibility. If everything was a thick, rigid bone we would be far less agile.

Energy. I imagine maintaining bone density for thicker bones would require more food to be consumed.

Medical. Breaking bigger bones would be more traumatic and debilitating than breaking smaller bones.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 71d

Off we’re only had one bone then dogs would need to be way bigger and probably wouldn’t be our friends.

sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 70d (5 replies)

Ok I do get why we aren't just one big bone, but why don't our palms and feet fuse?

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 70d (2 replies)

Can you imagine stepping on a rock when every bone in your foot/ankle is fused?

Seems like a recipe for broken bones and never being able to run anywhere, ever.

Edit: I shouldn't need to explain why the bones in your hands aren't fused, assuming this initial comment isn't a joke in the first place.

sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 70d (1 reply)

No actually this was good I forgot about rocks and that we also bend our palms to grip things. Sometimes u get a brain fart

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 70d

Sometimes brain need help, no shame

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 70d

Those are the ones we move the most.

NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 70d

Because then they would be immobile without any joints between the bones. If they were one big bone, they’d essentially be a block of wood shaped like a hand/foot

Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 70d

Having a bone is perfectly normal for around half of humans.

For a human having two bones is not normal. Also for 3 bones, 4 bones and so on. Curiously having a few bones is normal for some animals, such as dogs.

Then it's normal again for humans to have around 206 bones.

This is one of life's great paradoxes.

alice_gosta_de_doces@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 70d

minecraft skeleton

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
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AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d

To make archeology more interesting.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d (1 reply)

"one bone" still has teeth

Bgugi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 69d

Those are luxury face bones, they don't count.

JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 70d (1 reply)

Mm yummy bone cracker. Mmmmm

Pogbom@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d

They're called chiropractors and that's a weird thing to say about them