Peak masculinity.

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guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 156 pts · 52d (2 replies)

Holy shit, this is exactly how I’d expect a retirement home to look.

ivan@piefed.social · 84 pts · 52d (1 reply)

I work in a place where there are quite a bit of older folks, and there were really classy looking folks well in their 90's.

Like, in modern world with that amount of power and wealth it's absolutely a choice to look this shit in one's 80's.

guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 33 pts · 52d

I absolutely do not deny that many elders can look phenomenal, this is just the perfect stereotypical image for me:

the pants pulled up way too high, looking aloof about everything around him, looking both over- and under-nourished at the same time, the hunchback of notre dame coming from the side

It’s just such a spectacle.

gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 133 pts · 52d (28 replies)

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 83 pts · 52d (13 replies)

Lmao is this real?

The man's 80 years old... unless you are in very poor health this shouldn't really be a question for you.

I guess tactically it might be more difficult for republicans since it would be hard to win while deepthroating his boots, and they don't seem willing to do that for any reason. So maybe that's why they don't think they can win.

plateee@piefed.social · 30 pts · 52d (7 replies)

The man's 80 years old... unless you are in very poor health this shouldn't really be a question for you.

What are you talking about? Every picture I see on Facebook shows Trump as a massive muscular man often smoking a cigar with a bald eagle perched on his shoulder!

/s

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 51d (5 replies)

That is true. I mean just look at this sexual icon. So buff.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 51d

This is like something Mac from It's Always Sunny would create. Like his vision of heaven.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 51d (1 reply)

Are those basketballs?

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 51d

Yes and a soccer/football. He can do all sports at one time. He is top sports ball man.

KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 51d

yes. this is a very straight image. just some dudes showing their great physique to each other. cheering each other on. With very defined groins. jep. totally plathonic.

kewjo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 51d

which ones bubba?

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 52d

Stupid and blind? Things can be any worse.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 7 pts · 52d (1 reply)

I mean have you seen Americans? They could not even walk to the ring.

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 52d

Have you seen Trump? I guess maybe draw on account of failure to enter the ring by both sides should be an option.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 6 pts · 52d (1 reply)

The man’s 80 years old… unless you are in very poor health this shouldn’t really be a question for you.

The problem comes when the secret service agents tackle you. That's when it gets more difficult.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 52d

I would say that doesn't follow the spirit of the question, since it says between you and Trump, nobody else.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 51d

My main concern would be the smell.

You didn't think of the smell, Dee, YOU BITCH

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 52d (6 replies)

Wtf? Are they scared of him?

zeejoo@thelemmy.club · 29 pts · 52d (4 replies)

They're cucks. Every last one of them. They'll lie and say he could beat them up because they'd do anything to be in daddy's favor even though he doesn't know they exist.

bagsy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 51d (1 reply)

There is a reason they recruit from the church. Their personalities crave someone or something (god or trump) to rule over them and tell them how to live. They can not think for themselves, they can not handle blame, their leader will save them.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 51d

Yeah I've been saying it for years.

Religion primes the pump for them. They've got a massive group of people who they know are already more than willing to completely forgo rational thought and critical thinking.

betahack@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 51d

oooo they can be Republicucks!!!

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 51d

Not just that, if he ever finds out they exist he's repulsed because the wealthy treat us like lepers.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 51d

They literally think he is a god.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 11 pts · 52d (1 reply)

Do I get to bring any weapons?

Not that I'd need them, but it would be more fun, and my hands wouldn't end up stained orange.

taiyang@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 52d

Not to mention, you could hurt yourself with how hard and how many times you bash his head.

bedwyr@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 52d

That is amazing, from the 1st term I didn't think the president could beat nancy pelosi in a fight, let alone me. It would be like jabba the hut getting choked out with pelosi. I hate pelosi just making a point a frail old woman could take him.

These republicans, wow. Huh.

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 51d

Conservatives/Regressives are such simps.

Imagine idolizing an almost dead fat rapist and acknowledging he could beat you in a fight.

And we're letting these pathetic losers destroy our future.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 52d (2 replies)

It’s really weird to post a stats graph without a source.

gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d (1 reply)

Sir, this is a meme community.

I guess if you wanted to view the source you could look here.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 51d

Oh lol I ate the onion

TomMasz@piefed.social · 67 pts · 52d (1 reply)

If their pants were any higher they'd have to open their zippers to eat.

wieson@feddit.org · 10 pts · 52d

You made me laugh out loud

NM_Gringo@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 52d (2 replies)

They look like pedophile umpa lumpas. How on earth are we losing to these poop sacks?

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 51d

Because they have benefactors with more wealth than four J. D. Rockefellers.

One of them has so much wealth he can buy all the governments in the world.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 51d

Because our society doesn't dispose of shit properly.

reluctant_squidd@lemmy.ca · 38 pts · 52d (3 replies)

They’re obviously fake. Trump isn’t napping.

guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 17 pts · 52d (2 replies)

He’s got that woke mindset

altphoto@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 52d (1 reply)

Trump is woke?

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 52d

Briefly and accidentally he may appear woke, but never assume he's woke.

Hux@lemmy.ml · 37 pts · 52d

It’s an edit, the original one is more flattering:

dasrael@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 52d

Look at these disgusting child diddling goombas pulling their pants up to their tits...

bagsy@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 51d (1 reply)

Guliani looks like one of the bank tellers in Harry Potter.

Etterra@discuss.online · 9 pts · 51d

I think he looks like he's literally melting.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 21 pts · 52d (1 reply)

Rudy Julianis ass must be 3 feet long

tacoplease@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 51d

His man-tits are hanging over his belt buckle hahaha

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 52d

I'd paint the walls with my thoughts before I'd ever pull my pants up that high.

grissino@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 51d

Bevis (right) and Butthead (left).

I can hear the "heheh heh" just by looking at this picture...

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 51d (2 replies)

Have any of you seen The Dark Crystal?

If you have, remember the Skeksis? Old, decrepit, decaying things wearing puffed up clothing. Underneath they look like miserable plucked carrion birds.

The emperor, lying on his deathbed, used his last breath to proclaim "I am still Emperor!"

Yeah...

SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 51d (1 reply)

Dude, I'm 68. When I'm that age, do I have to wear my pants like a shirt also too?

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d

CyberneticOwl@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 51d (3 replies)

Guliani looks like the fuckin' long arm enemy from Little Nightmares

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 51d (1 reply)

He looks like an 82 year old, the problem is not how they look, is how American society decides to put people in power that should be sitting at home with a warm blanket over their knees.

CyberneticOwl@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 51d

I wholeheartedly agree, the retirement age in the US should apply across the board and include political positions as well.

AethiopeRoot@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 47d

That's spot on

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 51d (5 replies)

Why are their pants so far up?

onnekas@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 51d

You wanna wear them above your diapers.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 51d

As far as i can tell, some body types lose any definition of hips past a certain age with enough weight gain. So, cinching the belt above the paunch is the only way to avoid using suspenders.

ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 51d (2 replies)
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RidderSport@feddit.org · 1 pts · 51d (1 reply)

A: Don't know B: custom tailored, they are rich after all

ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 51d
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First_Thunder@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 52d (7 replies)

Are these real, and where can I find a source, this will be an awesome meme template

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 52d (6 replies)

I think it's edited. The real one is presumably either this one:

Or this one:

First_Thunder@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 52d

Reality is disappointing

Lasherz12@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 52d

It's funny how the edit mostly just made Rudy look worse lol.

Seppo@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 52d

Rudy must've been dropped on the head as a child or something.

erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 52d (1 reply)

We just not talking about Bubba in the second one huh?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 51d

It's not polite for him to talk with his mouth full.

bedwyr@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 52d

Those whores are really showing off their FUPA's there, fat upper penis area. They know the lobbyists can't resist it.

SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 51d (1 reply)

And a plurality of Americans think these guys are tough and manly. #SAD

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 51d

I can't decide whether to put an image of the X single or of Inigo Montoya

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 51d (1 reply)

When your pathetic ideology that's incompatible with the future forces you to idolize rotting rapist corpses.

strop@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 50d

🥹

IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 52d

If you pull your pants up more it hides your belly.

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 51d

If only the belts were up to the neck...

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 9 pts · 51d

"Big 🎡,tremendous🗻, strong💪, handsome 😎big league😩, central casting 🤯"

nosuchanon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 51d

Looks like they both shit their diapers at the same time.

balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 52d

These guys need suspenders. The high waisted pants with belts are not it.

CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 51d

This is because its so much easier for elderly people to vote.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 51d (2 replies)

Tweedledee and Tweedledumber

nosuchanon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d

Shit-el-Dee and Shit-el-dumber.

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d

Which one's which?

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 51d (1 reply)

I thought peak masculinity in 2026 was UFC fighter Josh Hokit under The Claw in front of the White House disparaging Michelle Obama.

It is the exertion of force, against the meek, in the most grotesque manner possible.

My own personal manhood remains renounced.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 51d

nah, we know better in 2026, get with the times: peak masculinity is femboyism

"cross-dressing as a woman is one of the manliest activities because only men can do it" - someone smart

ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com · 5 pts · 52d

Wrapping their tits up in their belt

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 52d

Is that other guy Giuliani?

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 51d

Is this recent? I thought trump already used up ghoul-iani and threw him out?

Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d

Its not like anyone of them have the ability to kick a football

adam_y@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 52d
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kibblebits@quokk.au · 2 pts · 52d

That guy in the right looks like the blue car macer in Portland

hakase@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 52d (5 replies)

Or we could criticize them for relevant (or, y'know, real) reasons!

very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 52d (3 replies)

When they base so much of their "brand" on tough-guy machismo, pointing out that they're actually just effete slobs is valid and useful criticism.

hakase@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 52d (2 replies)

Then do that with an actual picture and not Republican-style AI bullshit

Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 51d

Thank you for saying this. There's enough shit these people do where we really don't need to be spreading fake/tweaked stuff. The real stuff is enough all on its own.

I'm starting to think a lot of stuff like this is being spread by Republicans or whoever else benefits to muddy the waters to downplay when people DO post unedited shit that's just as bad or worse.

Eheran@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 50d

Exactly. Fake pictures mean nothing.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 51d

How about we just do both

islandcoda42@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 51d
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trainsrkool@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 52d

the bigliest!