There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.
Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump's balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn't lose power. At least he died doing what he loved; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.
There seems to be a trend of three with these things. Graham, McConnell, and... I'm sure there's a bookmaker somewhere that is taking action in who the final name is. I know I have my list of hopefuls
Reactions in Iran were less effusive, where Graham was viewed as a leading exponent of militarism against the country. Mohammad Marandi said, "It's a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell."[374]
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
ETA: About the time that Alan Rickman and David Bowie died within a week of each other (at 69 from cancer), I wrote a blogpiece about the Death Comes In Threes myth. Mostly, it's that we humans think of things in threes.
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DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online · 224 pts · 73d
Love that this is how I found out
ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca · 60 pts · 73d
Same here. I will read his obituary with great joy (to butcher the famous quote).
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 73d
Me too, didn't expect it either. Was secretly hoping that maybe he would somehow redeem himself, but looks like he rather died being trump's lap dog.
Also McConnell is dead, they just don't want a special election
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 73d
There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.
Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump's balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn't lose power. At least he died doing what he loved; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 71d
McConnell doesn't have a sister they can replace him with?
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 73d
I find out about people who've died by this, more than probably any other way.
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 89 pts · 73d
McConnell and Graham in one week!?
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 68 pts · 73d
Nature is healing
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 73d
Nature also abhors a vacuum, unfortunately
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 73d
Yet Roombas exist in the wild, how strange
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 73d
RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 71d
Funny you should post a Jurassic Park meme, because...
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 73d
They were called back home by Lord of Darkness.
neonchaos@piefed.social · 8 pts · 73d
There seems to be a trend of three with these things. Graham, McConnell, and... I'm sure there's a bookmaker somewhere that is taking action in who the final name is. I know I have my list of hopefuls
chilicheeselies@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 73d
Susan collins. That would just be so funny after the platner debocke
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 88 pts · 73d
Dadifer@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 73d
That is so awesome.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 73d
UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 73d
It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I'd hoped for, but I'll certainty take it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 73d
25? please add a couple zeros. it ain't a jackpot, but it's a nice prize.
ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl · 62 pts · 73d
Lady bug Lindsay died the way he lived - like a closeted piece of shit.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 73d
Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 73d
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I'm more than happy to be wrong about this
Beangut@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 73d
I just hope he's in pain if he's still alive
Serinus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 73d
https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/10/politics/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulance
Here's a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders.
Dude is fucking dead.
Photonic@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 73d
McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his rotting corpse and animatronics ever since
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 73d
Weekend at Bernie's meets Freddy Fazbear.
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 73d
That was kind of the plot of the movie
Katana314@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 73d
The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 73d
I fear we're going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going.
They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.
Photonic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d
Well it couldn’t be much worse than the real thing.
Actually, maybe he already is…
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 73d
These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
Exatron@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 73d
Bonnie Tyler was the second, unfortunately
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 73d
I don’t think I like your attitude
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 73d
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 73d
Oh well that settles it. He's obviously just fine.
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 73d
CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 73d
This is how I find out Lindsey died?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 73d
I think the parades don't start until 0900 EST so you're good.
Tja@programming.dev · 6 pts · 73d
Lol, me too.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 71d
He had a terminal case of the vapors.
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 73d
Not on my bingo card
Kimika@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 73d
Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.
BigPotato@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 73d
Death is on Free Play, there's just a lot of prizes in the claw game.
rayyy@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 73d
Mitch is gone too. He is Monty Python’s dead parrot.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 73d
THIS is an EX turtle. It has ceased to be! Joined the choir angelic!
SecretiveVault@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 73d
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 73d
you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 22 pts · 73d
Sweet. Thank you Lemmy Shitpost.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 73d
If you no one celebrates your death you've lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.
Murse@slrpnk.net · 21 pts · 73d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 73d
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d
What’s this from? I want to hear it.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 73d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM
BrickEater@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 73d
Oh joyous day! Finally I never have to hear his whiny bitch ass again.
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 73d
Next round’s on me 🍻
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 73d
Kinda feel like this is the prelude to a marvellous twofer
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 10 pts · 73d
Bad things come in threes.
So you’re probably right about it being two.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 73d
Death comes by the dozens
ETA: About the time that Alan Rickman and David Bowie died within a week of each other (at 69 from cancer), I wrote a blogpiece about the Death Comes In Threes myth. Mostly, it's that we humans think of things in threes.
sirico@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 73d
Oh baby a triple!
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 73d
Well somebody's gotta warm up hell before ol' Mitch goes downstairs
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 73d
Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t'other day. That wasn't bad.
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 73d
Who?
Hoimo@ani.social · 10 pts · 73d
Not even all his isses have been wassed yet, is this /c/breakingnews?
jpreston2005@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 73d
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 73d
Good riddance you spineless cum sock.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 1 pts · 71d
is this the senator that blasted some insane shit on twitter? i saw the news only a glimpse.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 71d
That doesn't narrow things down much.