c/lemmyshitpost · by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 62dXbox live days were wild 445 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
xkbx@startrek.website · 43 pts · 62d
Ha, jokes on you, I’m not kissing anyone right now!
DeLancre@piefed.social · 15 pts · 62d
ignotum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 62d
Ha, jokes on you, I’m not kissing anyone
right now!testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 62d
Ha, jokes on you, I’m not
kissinganyoneNapster153@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 62d
Look at this air kisser here.
I bet he likes kissing Earth Atmo 1
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 62d
somehow gender affirming bigotry
thenoirwolfess@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 61d
r/AccidentalAlly
-- (you don't need to browse Reddit, there's a YouTuber called The Click who reacts to subreddits)
unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth · 30 pts · 62d
Rule 1: your mother is the biggest object known to mankind.
Rule 2: despite that, everyone has had intercourse with her.
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 62d
It's hard not to have intercourse with your mom when she's so large we're all inside of her right now.
webp@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 62d
It seems your mother has vored us all
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 62d
I thought she was one of the 4 elephants.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 61d
Nah, that's his sisters. Mums the turtle
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 62d
Today, this message would be sent by another gay transfem
qwertyasdf@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 62d
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 62d
Maybe the sender thinks they're talking to a Soviet anti-tank missile from the 1970s.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 62d
Looks like an early attempt at 1337 speek for 9KILL
uncommoncorvid@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 61d
perchance they were referring to the Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-15
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 62d
Used to know a guy who got banned off xbox live for sending a similar message about trading him park place in the monopoly video game.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 62d
i bet you pass go, tophat
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 62d
The only girl I kissed was your mom, with my pee pee, son?
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 62d
My mom is dead. Did you use your pee pee on a ouija board?
Edit: Please tell her I love her and miss her every day.
Dookieman12@piefed.social · 6 pts · 62d
Kissing girls doesn't make you quick scope better
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 62d
The truth is actually far worse. Cooties slow you down.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d
Kiss girls, am girl, am gay, fagot?
I do love a good fire tbf