The price of petrol is going up again here

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marretics@discuss.tchncs.de · 64 pts · 44d (2 replies)

Way ahead of you there. This has been my regular office attire ever since covid

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 44d (1 reply)

It has a collar and many things that could be called ties, looks professional enough to me.

NochMehrG@feddit.org · 14 pts · 44d

Not to forget the integrated mask. Definitely a plus during the pandemic!

arrow74@lemmy.zip · 60 pts · 44d

Shit I forgot to get absolutely shredded before the oil crisis

MonaySimpson@lemmy.ml · 47 pts · 44d (5 replies)
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 44d
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Saapas@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 44d (3 replies)

Humungus WHAT??

MonaySimpson@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 43d (2 replies)

The name of the Mad Max 2 ( or Road Warrior) character pictured.

Its not gay. Not at all.

SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 43d

That guy with the assless chaps the other dudes kept on a chain? That's just manly men doing manly things, totally not gay!

Saapas@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 43d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 27 pts · 44d

The gas prices are really making it hard to rock out on my flaming guitar while being used as a hood ornament on a battle camero.

daannii@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 43d (1 reply)

My Mad max body is NOT ready. I need more time.

And steroids.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 43d

Guns>steroids

Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 44d (4 replies)

ev drivers on the other hand ๐Ÿ˜Ž oil crisis? sorry to hear that or happy for you :)

sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 44d (3 replies)

We're putting a data center right next to your house.

Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 0 pts · 44d (2 replies)

good! will make less noise than the neighbours ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Actually they're putting a data center next door to where your house used to be. They're gonna need the land to build the data center. You get eminent domain'd out of your house, and you can't do anything about it. You just lose your house, and depending on area, you might even lose any money you've paid into your house. Even if you own it outright. Gone.

But hey, at least the data center is using twice the amount of water than the city has. So it's also using all of the local water supply. Humans will just have to do without. It's not like it's a basic human right or anything. Well, not in America anyways...

Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 43d

Well, not in America anywaysโ€ฆ

Found the problem

I live in Australia, that's not gonna happen ๐Ÿ˜…

Agent641@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 44d

So just normal then?

Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 43d

If I had a body like that I would always be wearing some variation of that outfit

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 44d (6 replies)

I don't know why you guys buy that stuff when gasoline is so much more affordable.

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 44d (4 replies)

Oh you mean benzin?

tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 44d (1 reply)

Oh you mean naphtha?

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 44d

Hmm i might be thinking of ligroin

fizzle@quokk.au · 1 pts · 44d

Seppos say "gasoline" instead of "petroleum".

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 44d

Booze?

Edit: Benzin has additives to make it undigestible for alcoholics.

SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 43d

I'm just here for the gasoline...

Sorry, we only have petrol.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 44d

In the future this will be known as late 2020s fashion.

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 44d (1 reply)
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SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 43d

You may have an S&M fetish.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

fizzle@quokk.au · 6 pts · 44d

What's up with trumps gas stations? Weirdly quiet about that. It's so brazenly corrupt and communist and authoritarian.

wewbull@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 43d (4 replies)

How the fuck do you get the middle of your thigh to bulge like that?

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 43d

Debilitating drugs, grueling hard work, and dangerous dehydration.

SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Never skip leg day, bro.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 43d

Every day is leg day ๐Ÿฆต

Rooster326@programming.dev · 2 pts · 43d
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sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 44d

Ok you can have the juice ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 43d

being on roids, is no hollywood secret some celebs make it out to be.

solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 43d

I wonder how he got the part?