and the perv fucking got off scott free because "technically theres no law against unwanted seminal fluids".
Whyyyyyy? Everyone acknowledges this is fucked up and wrong "we just didnt have the imagination to include your specific little freak case, so now you get to face NO consequences. Lucky you :)"
In January, the city of New Brighton charged Lind with a misdemeanor crime of engaging in lewd or indecent behavior.
Lind pleaded guilty and was sentenced Friday to 45 days in jail.
Incidentally, Friday was also the day Gov. Mark Dayton signed into law a bill that makes it a specific crime to put bodily fluids into something another person would eat or drink.
Friday was also the day Gov. Mark Dayton signed into law a bill that makes it a specific crime to put bodily fluids into something another person would eat or drink.
Bad news for McDonalds kitchen workers. The Shamrock shakes will never be the same.
On a more sobering note, this guy's real crime is sexually harassing women. More so, the legal system didn't really work in his case.
Mugshot for proof. Also you can find news on him but most news sources are now "Your data, your choice: Accept cookies, or Reject cookies and pay a subscription fee" so this is the best I can do
It pisses me off how easy it is for these fucks to get away with it. All of the women I've been close to have stories about being assaulted, stalked or harassed, or all three. These men are a plague on society and should be locked away for a lot fucking longer than they are. Instead we often reward them.
Same here. It's so commonplace it's terrifying. I transitioned physically after I became an adult, and I am lucky that I didn't grow up with the same chance of sexual abuse as cis women, but since then I have become fearful of walking at night alone, mainly because of the sheer danger women face by people who think it's their birthright to own everything and everyone they want.
My neighbour was stalked almost to her home a week ago. She carries a rape alarm in her hand because this isn't a rare occurrence.
Core concept in the OP. I've had about 15 different jobs, maybe 50 different bosses throughout my life, and so far theres been 2 that I didnt wish ill upon.
From just the OP headline its easy to imagine the boss had it coming.
that one person would have an experience shared by... do you want me to count? i really don't. I've talked to a lot of people about this. you'd be amazed what people will tell their money guy when they don't want to talk about money. i'd say a good 80% of people in the segment of the population i'm generally exposed to have had almost all bad bosses. it's almost like there was a management school out there that they all went to that taught them wrong on purpose as a joke. six sigma, i'm looking at you
MOST bosses DO have it coming. I'm a business owner, and I get it. One of the reasons I became self-employed was because I was sick of getting fucked over by brain-dead bosses. I figured if they could succeed, I could, so I became a Boss myself, with the pledge that I would not treat my employees the way I've been treated, and that's why the first two people I ever hired, still work for me, and are friends.
Yes most bosses suck. But do they need cum in their coffee is the question... It does not solve anything and it could be considered sexual harassment.
I really get that a lot of people hate their bosses, that was not the issue... It is the feeding them bodily fluids. Are you seriously defending this? You guys need help.
These days bosses always complain about a lack of dedication from their employees. And then they get this guy who shows some real dedication and they arrest him. SMH
I remember just before the pandemic just about every non-trade job in my area was hiring at minimum wage. I'd hear store owners say they're short staffed because nobody wants to work.
I said "How much do you start employees at?" And they'd say $7.10 per hour."
I said "At those wages, I imagine they don't want to work an adult job when Mcdonalds down the street hires for $8.00 an hour."
These small business owners never wanted to admit the problem. In those days, if he'd have said $12 an hour, I'd likely have applied.
I'm thinking of the scene in South Park where they were selling Butter's goo as a sports drink. Randy goes to drink it and says ,"this is cum,". Implying Randy knows what cum taste like and no one figured it out.
Lol i wonder if it became such a force of habit he didn't even realize what he was doing after a couple years -- imagining he got caught red-handed "what are you doing?!?" "Uh im uh getting boss their coffee uhhh yeah this looks weird uhh it's just a habit you know"
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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 114 pts · 17d
Boss only found out when he forgot to jerk into his coffee and noticed it tasted off.
plyth@feddit.org · 18 pts · 17d
Or he started liking asparagus.
foo@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 16d
That's a good point. Did that boss never drink coffee from anywhere else? Surely they would know what a normal one would taste like.
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 16d
If its made black with higher quality, sure. If its low quality and milk and a bunch o lf creamer and more sugar, youre not going to be able to tell
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
"why is my black coffee so frothy today?"
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 63 pts · 17d
Although OP's headline is completely fake, this one is not.
https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/man-pleads-guilty-to-ejaculating-into-co-workers-coffee/
SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu · 21 pts · 17d
And of course, the target is a female coworker.
tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 16d
and the perv fucking got off scott free because "technically theres no law against unwanted seminal fluids".
Whyyyyyy? Everyone acknowledges this is fucked up and wrong "we just didnt have the imagination to include your specific little freak case, so now you get to face NO consequences. Lucky you :)"
i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it...
SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu · 15 pts · 16d
45 days in jail. Source
tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 16d
okay not scott free but hopefully you get what i mean. they dropped the sexual assault charges on the technicality i described in the previous comment
which is what i hate
dreamkeeper@literature.cafe · 5 pts · 16d
Should be sexual assault
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 16d
Bad news for McDonalds kitchen workers. The Shamrock shakes will never be the same.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 17d
Some of the best puns for this meme include:
I forgot to add this, my b >>
On a more sobering note, this guy's real crime is sexually harassing women. More so, the legal system didn't really work in his case.
Mugshot for proof. Also you can find news on him but most news sources are now "Your data, your choice: Accept cookies, or Reject cookies and pay a subscription fee" so this is the best I can do
dreamkeeper@literature.cafe · 7 pts · 16d
It pisses me off how easy it is for these fucks to get away with it. All of the women I've been close to have stories about being assaulted, stalked or harassed, or all three. These men are a plague on society and should be locked away for a lot fucking longer than they are. Instead we often reward them.
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 16d
Same here. It's so commonplace it's terrifying. I transitioned physically after I became an adult, and I am lucky that I didn't grow up with the same chance of sexual abuse as cis women, but since then I have become fearful of walking at night alone, mainly because of the sheer danger women face by people who think it's their birthright to own everything and everyone they want.
My neighbour was stalked almost to her home a week ago. She carries a rape alarm in her hand because this isn't a rare occurrence.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 17d
Its like those shows/films where they get you rooting for the protagonist early and then show you that you've been cheering for a monster.
bryophile@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 17d
At what point were you still cheering for this guy exactly?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 17d
Core concept in the OP. I've had about 15 different jobs, maybe 50 different bosses throughout my life, and so far theres been 2 that I didnt wish ill upon.
From just the OP headline its easy to imagine the boss had it coming.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 16d
One downvote from a Boss.
bryophile@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 16d
O yes, makes sense to assume this guy was in the right based on your personal experience. All bosses pretty much have it coming. /s
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 16d
I can tell youre angry at me but I cant figure out why
bryophile@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 16d
No not angry, just amazed.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16d
that one person would have an experience shared by... do you want me to count? i really don't. I've talked to a lot of people about this. you'd be amazed what people will tell their money guy when they don't want to talk about money. i'd say a good 80% of people in the segment of the population i'm generally exposed to have had almost all bad bosses. it's almost like there was a management school out there that they all went to that taught them wrong on purpose as a joke. six sigma, i'm looking at you
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 16d
MOST bosses DO have it coming. I'm a business owner, and I get it. One of the reasons I became self-employed was because I was sick of getting fucked over by brain-dead bosses. I figured if they could succeed, I could, so I became a Boss myself, with the pledge that I would not treat my employees the way I've been treated, and that's why the first two people I ever hired, still work for me, and are friends.
bryophile@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 16d
Yes most bosses suck. But do they need cum in their coffee is the question... It does not solve anything and it could be considered sexual harassment.
I really get that a lot of people hate their bosses, that was not the issue... It is the feeding them bodily fluids. Are you seriously defending this? You guys need help.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 16d
When we heard he was doing it to his BOSS.
bryophile@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 16d
Yeah apparently that makes it ok
Lon3star@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 17d
1 pump or 2?
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 17d
One pump one cream
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 17d
This demonstrates an incredible drive, a level of commitment that no one who is not being chased by inner demons can accomplish.
Any company would be Lucky to hire this guy to use that for their purposes (while he works from home)
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 17d
Work form home
Wank in the office
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 16d
"Can I tell you about our monthly subscription service?"
deft@lemmy.wtf · 20 pts · 17d
My god what an absolute nutter
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 17d
These days bosses always complain about a lack of dedication from their employees. And then they get this guy who shows some real dedication and they arrest him. SMH
sundray@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 17d
Exactly. I never want to hear someone say that nobody wants to work anymore again.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 17d
I remember just before the pandemic just about every non-trade job in my area was hiring at minimum wage. I'd hear store owners say they're short staffed because nobody wants to work.
I said "How much do you start employees at?" And they'd say $7.10 per hour."
I said "At those wages, I imagine they don't want to work an adult job when Mcdonalds down the street hires for $8.00 an hour."
These small business owners never wanted to admit the problem. In those days, if he'd have said $12 an hour, I'd likely have applied.
DrPop@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 17d
I'm thinking of the scene in South Park where they were selling Butter's goo as a sports drink. Randy goes to drink it and says ,"this is cum,". Implying Randy knows what cum taste like and no one figured it out.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 17d
How the fuck you buss a nut that easily, was the coffee cold and creamy?
5765313496@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 16d
🇫🇷
nullspace@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 16d
Hon hon hon
*ejaculates in coffee*
chris@lemmy.grey.fail · 6 pts · 17d
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 16d
Evil Frodo
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 17d
CUMppuccino
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 17d
Lol i wonder if it became such a force of habit he didn't even realize what he was doing after a couple years -- imagining he got caught red-handed "what are you doing?!?" "Uh im uh getting boss their coffee uhhh yeah this looks weird uhh it's just a habit you know"
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 16d
"This is how he takes his coffee, don't judge."
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 17d
Sauce please if true. I want this to be true.
plyth@feddit.org · 6 pts · 17d
You can make it true.
trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 16d
Big Joel?
Racoonwithbenefits@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 17d
covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 17d
Better froth in cappuccino
custom_username@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 17d
Suspects picture looks AI generated
Starski@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 17d
Yeah, he looks like Stanley Kubrick lol
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 16d
So, both technically and rhetorically a wanker.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 17d
He burned around 7500 calories doing this...
hOrni@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 17d
He was trying to save the company money creamer.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 17d
Looks guilty to me.
cheat700000007@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 17d
So assuming 15min a session, x 250ish workdays removing holidays in the USA, x 4 years = 250 hours of getting paid to jerk off
yakko@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 17d
Ain't no fifteen minute sesh spaffing all up a flat white, that's a four-minute joyless forcegasm.
suodrazah@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 17d
Minutes? Those are rookie numbers. You gotta get those numbers down.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 16d
"These charges are bullshit. I missed a day every once in a while. Performance anxiety."
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 16d
He has no regrets.
tigermountain@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d
Just like they were dating.
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d
Type of post I scroll by and leave front and center on my phone at work without realizing what it says for 5 minutes.
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 14d
itisileclerk@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 16d
Whait, what? He will receive some kind of punishment, and his boss will receive ridicule as long as he lives. How is that "justice is served"?