c/lemmyshitpost · by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 27dRate My New Gaming Chair 342 points · 50 comments · view on lemmy.world
50 Comments
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 27d
To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you'd need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual
Tooks@piefed.social · 15 pts · 27d
This will sound crazy, but I've found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time... grinding levels.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 27d
Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 15 pts · 27d
Squatty potty enjoyers, unite!
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 27d
Like a 2018 podcast.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 26d
poocast
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 27d
So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.
BigBenis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 25d
Easy solution: never flush
mbp@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 27d
You're gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 27d
Greatness requires sacrifice
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 26d
Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.
laranis@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 26d
Hemorrhoid Approved!^TM^
Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 27d
Go away, I'm baitin'.
/brought to you by Carl's Jr
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 27d
Carl's Jr. Fuck you.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 27d
I'm eating.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d
Plenty of water in the toilet
kieron115@startrek.website · 8 pts · 26d
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 26d
That's the epic movie watching chair.
kieron115@startrek.website · 2 pts · 25d
I'd rather watch "Ow, my balls!"
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 26d
No. 2 gaming chair in the world.
trijste@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 26d
Needs a voice activated bidet
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 26d
MOOOOM! BATHROOM!
trijste@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 26d
🤣
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 26d
HOT POCKETS!
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 26d
"Bidet wash my butthole please"
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
It's better than the one you turn on with a breathalyzer
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 26d
Perfect for Quake 3 Arena.
Coelacanth@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 25d
Beautiful.
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 5 pts · 26d
It’s really kind of shitty.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 5 pts · 26d
It's the shit.
I'll walk myself out.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 26d
So 2026...the explosive lettuce chair.
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 26d
no bidet? in 2026?
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 27d
Mobile gaming chair
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 26d
Prepare for warp peed!
subgenius@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 26d
Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d
This guy and his mom approve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d
YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
incoherent grumbling
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d
Are you losing or constipated?
Pat@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 26d
That's just a prolapse waiting to happen.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 3 pts · 27d
Looks like a decent face rest for viewing the 3D graphics, but I’d encourage you to add some padding, particularly around the chin area.
PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 26d
Ensign Bowels - make it so.
wake@quokk.au · 2 pts · 26d
1/5
Those sharp corners will hurt the back of my knees after a while.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 26d
That's a short bowl terlet, not a long boy. You must have itty bittier legs than me
Aids@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 25d
Welcome to Costco I love you
Professorozone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 26d
That IS a real shit post.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 26d
Joking aside I'm thinking about this type of terlet for my custom bathroom I'm building in a few years. It would be easier than putting in ADA bars
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 26d
2/5, the lid is cool but how am I supposed to Riker this thing?
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 27d
Damn Dimitris grew up
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 25d
Why the hell does it have corners???