Name this cow

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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 5d (3 replies)

Septimoos

frisbird@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 5d

Fucking winner! Right here. Shut it down. Everything after this can only be worse

Sharkticon@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 5d

Stop the count. We got it.

jimmy90@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 5d

zohran "tifa" piker III

Elting@piefed.social · 44 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Uuuuhhh. Six.

Master@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 5d

Person 1: Which one is Six?

Person 2: The one with the seven on its face obviously.

fireweed@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Seven of Bovine

Redfox8@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 4d

Ahhh nice, was going to say 'of 9' but that's a smart play on words!

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Six.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 5d

Six seveeeen!

superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 5d

Sven

chaotic_disorganizer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Lucky number Slevin

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 5d

Such a good movie

morphballganon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d

Go further, Slevin Kelevra

CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 5d (2 replies)

A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 5d (1 reply)

soda?

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 5d

soda.

outerspace@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 5d

11

taiyang@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 5d (1 reply)

"Se7en, starring Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Keven Spacey and Gwyneth Paltrow."

Yes, the entirety of that. And yes, it'll be served in a box.

sik0fewl@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 5d

What’s in the box?!?

FluidBeef@quokk.au · 7 pts · 5d

Brunhilde

fox2263@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 5d

As we all know, 6 means cow. Therefore 67 is appropriate

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 5d

Ceven, cow-seven

Afaithfulnihilist@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 5d

Fourth Prime

cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 5d

Annika Hansen

Gerald@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 5d (6 replies)

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 5d (1 reply)

An elephant, Joe? Seriously!?!?

BambiDiego@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

Most people would have like thousands of chickens, pigs and cows, fish, and a few extras like duck, sheep, and deer scattered.

Joe was eating EXOTICALLY. There's buffalo, elephant, snake, tortoise, seagulls, rat, mice, owl, eagle...

I'd be surprised if somewhere there we didn't see Coelecanth and Lion or something.

Good living' Joe.

Senal@programming.dev · 6 pts · 5d (2 replies)

If we're including killings with degrees of separation there'd be a whole bunch of people in that crowd as well.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 5d

heaven is probably just crowded with the animals we breed and kill at industrial scale.

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 5d

just from pollution, microplastics, garbage, I've probably killed thousands

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 5d

Unless he was a slaughterhouse worker he didn't "take" the lives of most of those animals. The little critters at the front make sense though if they were roadkill.

The_v@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 5d (1 reply)

You guys have never been on a dairy.

That's 2563 obviously. They cropped out the ear tag.

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 5d

Hay bedding on the ground. Employee has their phone and isn't being yelled at by a midwesterner. Lucky Number Slevin is probably a pet but the statics are very in your favor

iamericandre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 5d

Mickey

tio_bira@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 4d

Eleven, just like that girl from the netflix show, Twin Peaks

Fafa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d

Devour of Nine

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d

Lucky

DonkeyStar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d

Eptá, Grand Lord of the Hills

deltapi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d

Ate

CptOblivius@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d

Samoorai.

bigbangdangler@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 5d

Cow in Japanese is 牛 (ushi), and 7 is either shichi or nana.

Shichiushi is kind of cute and flows nicely. Nanaushi is not quite as good.

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 4d

Six.

edit: damn. 21hrs too slow.

shweddy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d

Siete

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d

Eleven

laranis@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Friend

A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 5d

:>

capuccino@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d (1 reply)

VII (read as 'vi' in vim)

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 5d

How do you exit VII?

Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 5d

This post is a missed steak.

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 5d

Maurice

Bismyth@piefed.social · 3 pts · 5d

Henry the 8th

simonced@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d

Lucky seven!

Or Nana (seven in Japanese)

zewm@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

Steak Seven

Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 5d

Septimus

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

Eleven

A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 5d

This is gonna blow up, i can already tell

KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 4d

Lucky number sleven

Sealru@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

Marta

giacomo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 5d (1 reply)

shia lamoof

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 5d

🎼 cutting off your leg

catboat@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 5d

24601

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 5d

Q7

Archimedes@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 5d

Soda.

18107@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 5d
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Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 4d

Jeff

narcolepticyeti@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 5d

Zoro

Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 5d
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LemminNewbie@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 5d

Forehead

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 5d

T-bone

StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d

According to my useless skill (English sheep counting) from another post, Lethera.

ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 5d

Reaper

Alatarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 5d

Gene

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 0 pts · 5d

Scrimbleton Grimdonius The Devourer of Scorpions

kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 5d

Craps

fubarx@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 5d

"What's in The Ox?"

sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 5d

Tasty