c/lemmyshitpost · by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8dMight put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though 752 points · 32 comments · view on lemmy.world
32 Comments
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 61 pts · 8d
You’ll always be third to a horse girl after the horse and her daddy’s money.
INeedANewUserName@piefed.social · 13 pts · 8d
Horse then Dog.... then maybe you can hope for third if you are useful that day...
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 8d
Hey now, some of them earned their own way.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · -3 pts · 8d
These are old
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d
Huh?
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · -6 pts · 8d
Those who earned a fortune to buy a horse are old, like 25 or even older
boonhet@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 7d
25 is old??? Dude there's an island you should check out, you'd love it there
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · -1 pts · 7d
Leonardo DiCaprio island or what
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d
So?
BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 8d
This is missing a lot of points in both categories
AcidBurn@retrofed.com · 17 pts · 8d
arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 8d
I forget where, but I heard somewhere "the average horse girl's ass looks like two bowling balls in a plastic shopping bag"
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 8d
I'm trying to picture this. However all I can imagine is their ass skin being torn to shreds as two chunks of solid ass meat bang loudly on the floor.
Not sure that is exactly what this means.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 8d
No, you got it
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 38 pts · 8d
You mean a girl into horses.
I mean a girl who is half-horse.
We are not the same.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 8d
Is this what bronies want?
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 7d
You don't want to know what bronies want.
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 8d
TIHI
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 7d
That horse has two front-facing eyes. If you see it, run. It is a predator.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 7d
Hey, Doctorow, I found the reverse centaur you were going on about
MrChewy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 7d
Siigh, umamusume live action? No no, this is MY bad for not expecting it, should've seen it MILES coming...
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 7d
an apple a day
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 7d
Apple a day. I thought of this.
Lupus108@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 8d
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 7d
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 7d
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 7d
Live action Bojack Horseman is coming along nicely
Leather@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 7d
I thought it was about "forced" pony play. 🤷♂️
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 8d
I've been with one horse girl. Sheeeee was kinda insane, looking back on it.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 8d
They usually are, even more so the wealthy ones.
sundray@lemmus.org · 13 pts · 8d
Free oats!? Sign me up!
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 8d
"Can you ever really OWN a horse? :) "
Triumph@fedia.io · 9 pts · 8d
https://youtube.com/shorts/WhIzdU5Om3E
jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 8d
no. that's a cohorse girl.
nialv7@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 8d
? why am i getting shot? i am not a horse!
mgrecca2026@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 7d
i like riding horses though