I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.
I want to be dominated by a ghost! She would be translucent—and—can possess your prostate to squeeze and release at high frequencies! Her favorite music is "Scooby Doo-style," and her favorite activity is rotating furniture when people aren't looking!
I feel like the procurement process for the semen needed to perform the spells is probably what's doing the unleashing dominating and/or controlling here rather than anything magical, but if you get the results you want either way then no harm done
61 Comments
Curiousfur@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 1d
dingleberrylover@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
I really enjoyed this show!
DrSoap@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4h
Me too. I miss it a lot and fall isn't as fun without it airing.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 63 pts · 1d
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 1d
WHAT THE FUCK
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 1d
Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn't feel like looking for my copy lol
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 15 pts · 1d
This is a book you keep on a shelf next to your home bar so when guests see it, they don't ask to sample your cocktails.
bonesawmcl@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d
Ah, so that's why they're called cock-tails...
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 22h
Oh, its not encouragement?
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 4h
No thanks I'm vegan.
/sj
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 12m
If it is given with consent, it should be perfectly vegan
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d
I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d
To be fair, I don’t think it specifically says human semen, and some animals can produce an awful lot in one load.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d
Every time I cum, I produce a quart.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 25m
You misspelled "squirt."
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 22h
is it possible to freeze semen?
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 25m
Sperm banks do it.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 14m
Yes, the question is more if a normal freezer is sufficient
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1d
This is.. whut? uhhh. ehrmm.. Okay.. yeaaaahhh.
No.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 11m
tasty is the word you are looking for
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d
A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 1d
Oh... ಠ_ಠ
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1d
I remember seeing this book for the first time while picking shipments for Amazon, saw more than one copy of it shipped out
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 22h
I'll never look at flan the same way again. Thanks for ruining my favorite dessert for me.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 17h
Once you get past it and grow to like it it'll have a whole new layer of kink - if you just embrace it...
Edit: my dumbass didn't see the semen Textbar the top bit and thought it was a joke
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 11h
Oh god... I'm not here to kink shame anyone but please don't try to proselytize your kinks to me...
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 42 pts · 1d
Godric@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1d
If a Wiccan baddie needs reagents, who am I to say no?
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de · 32 pts · 1d
FRIEREN NO!
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day · 14 pts · 1d
One grimoire pls
fake_username@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 1d
why is the cum black
Alatarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 40 pts · 1d
They caramelized it first.
snooggums@piefed.world · 9 pts · 1d
That should be a golden brown.
They carbonized it.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1d
Microplastics, duh.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d
Came from Anders Klimax
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day · 22 pts · 1d
Did someone say grimoire?
BaraCoded@literature.cafe · 22 pts · 1d
As many have guessed, the author's teaching career at Hogwarts was very brief.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1d
Yalls don't need rituals and spells to get that result, just be slightly nice to me.
Shindo66@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1d
I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.
tigermountain@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d
It helps if the witch is hot.
ignotum@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
That's why they used to burn witches, people love hot witches, the hotter the better
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2h
I want to be dominated by a ghost! She would be translucent—and—can possess your prostate to squeeze and release at high frequencies! Her favorite music is "Scooby Doo-style," and her favorite activity is rotating furniture when people aren't looking!
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1d
Gender swapped "Obsession". Should be fine, right?
sundray@lemmus.org · 16 pts · 1d
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
lol, they put so much eyeliner on our guy with a particular set of skills.
orenj@leminal.space · 14 pts · 1d
i like the big cartoony cum splorch
wador@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 1d
Tadaaaa!
Varesti@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 1d
uen3@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1d
Johandea@feddit.nu · 11 pts · 1d
So, do you need that specific mans semen, or is it okay to use one owns?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
I'd want to taste the original at least once, but I'd love to eventually figure out a way to make it myself at home.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 10 pts · 1d
Any horny witches down to fuck?
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1d
I feel like the procurement process for the semen needed to perform the spells is probably what's doing the unleashing dominating and/or controlling here rather than anything magical, but if you get the results you want either way then no harm done
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1d
The Missing Ingredient
fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 20h
by the transitive property, this means trans men are indomitable (unless they want to be)
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 5h
Be careful not to give conservatives more stupid arguments
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
Something looks off about that semen being used.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 1 pts · just now
? looks normal to me.
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2h
Obligatory South Park "Sea Man" meme
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · -2 pts · 1d
Golddiggers figured out the power of semen a long time ago. Time it right, and it's 18 years of regular paychecks.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
Not worth it