If only I could power them with my disappointment

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tetris11@feddit.uk · 33 pts · 6d (8 replies)

Thick American Accent: "Power on” "Connected" "Pairing"

Thick Japanese accent: "Low Battery, Please Recharge Headset."

djdarren@piefed.social · 19 pts · 6d (2 replies)
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 6d

Power own

Owkzillary mowde

VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 6d

I knew it was dankpod before I clicked!

Archer@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 6d (2 replies)

Ze Bwuetoof Dewice

Anchorxiety@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 6d

Ze Bwuetoof Dewice Is Weady To Payah

lime@feddit.nu · 10 pts · 6d

the tts in my car's bluetooth puck consistently mispronounces "bluetooth" as "blew-a-tooth". truly a mark of high quality.

Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 6d

Mine's a British woman. And the volume of that voice always seems to be much louder than whatever I was listening to, so it gives me a slight fright every time.

Ihmes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6d

There is absolute peak YT with two voice actresses who have both done BT headphones (and other stuff) for various companies. https://youtu.be/V3BUlzk6qNU

ignotum@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 6d

I have a nice shower speaker that, when low on power, begins beeping every 5 seconds, with at least three times the volume of the music

I get it, just give me 2 goddamn minutes to finish showering and then I'll charge you!

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 6d (4 replies)

But 3.5mm jacks are sooooooooo awful.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 18 pts · 6d (3 replies)

The phones are sooooooooooooo thick and unwieldy because of that hole!!!!

MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 5d (2 replies)

The ipod touch, nano and shuffle were super thin even with a 3.5mm jack

madmantis24@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Personally, I like em a little thick Especially if it makes it easier to use that hole

MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3d

T H I C C

WagnasT@piefed.world · 19 pts · 6d

I paid for the whole battery let me use the whole battery, I don't need it to tell me battery low every 2 minutes for half an hour.

Zacryon@feddit.org · 16 pts · 6d (9 replies)

I do not understand why we are not allowed to just disable this feature.

thebestaquaman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 6d

You can! Just go to the "place you buy earbuds" settings page and select "wired earbuds". After I did that, the annoying warnings went away, and my earbuds gained infinite battery life!

MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 6d (7 replies)

Do you want to constantly check your settings page for the battery percentage?

marcos@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 6d

I want them to just turn off when the battery is gone.

If they want to make a single low volume alert at some low level telling me how much battery remains, that's an extra. Anything else is hostile bullshit.

thebestaquaman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d (1 reply)

You will pry these wired earbuds out of my cold dead ears!

MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d

Well, you don't need to worry about battery warnings then!

luthis@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 6d (1 reply)

No I'd just charge it after heavy usage.

MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d

Then you won't receive the warning

Zacryon@feddit.org · 1 pts · 5d (1 reply)

I would prefer that, yes. Also I would do that occasionally and not constantly.

Furthermore, if they suddenly go silent, then I know what's up and that it's my fault for not charging before. But that is fine, because I am quite good at keeping the tech charged and ready that I use daily. I would prefer it much more for them to suddenly shut down than to annoy me for 3 hours that battery has reached less than 30%. Really infuriating especially with audiobooks.

MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d

Tbf I'm bad at keeping tech charged.

Yeller_king@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 6d (1 reply)

One warning is great. The repeated warnings are not. Just let me enjoy the time I have left.

Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 6d

Like being diagnosed with a terminal illness and every day your doctor calls to remind you.

yopyop@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 6d

You mean "BATTERY LOW !!!! "

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 6d

The pain. ☹️

wuffah@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 6d

15 minutes of silence…

POWER OFF

testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 6d

I can't even use Bluetooth earphones at this point because of this.
They just make me anxious, I am constantly expecting to be startled by random loud voice at any point.

luthis@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 6d

It's more like 'BETWEEN 6 AND 12 HOURS PLAYTIME REMAINING.'

I don't know why companies that should know better don't just stick with simple beeps. Sennheiser, you fucking idiots.

mlatu@moist.catsweat.com · 6 pts · 6d (3 replies)

CHARGE ME!

WereCat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Chaaarge!

restingOface@quokk.au · 1 pts · 6d

Slopppppp!

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 6d
Bruncvik@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d

My headphones beep 10 minutes before they die. Which is especially frustrating when they do that a few minutes into a 2-hour run.

DigDoug@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6d

"Battery low"

You've still got 50% battery remaining, you lying piece of shit.

Flower@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Batter Aziz!

jonzobot@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 6d
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ekZepp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6d

If you don't need to filter out lots of noise, you can alternate to use one buds at the time for long study/work session. So the other one can keep charging in the case. Otherwise, a female audio jack/usbc adapter with some good old cable headphones.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6d

It needs to yell it at a startling volume compared to what you were listening at.

fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 5d

what um, what is this scene from? for uh. heterosexual reasons.

EonNShadow@pawb.social · 2 pts · 6d

My Bluetooth earbud did a low battery sound died as I was typing this comment

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 6d

I love my hearing protection headset. It warns you when there's about 1h of battery left, then at 30m, then 10m.

That's it.