Technically, territories don't count as provinces so that would make it the 11th.
Or rather 4th territory since the US has demonstrated it can't be trusted with full self governance for at least a few decades. Call it the "South Territory".
I once knew an American in university in Canada who hung up a flag by his bed that combined the designs of the Canadian flag and the American flag. It was like the Canadian flag but the red parts were the American flag
Uhm no fucking thank you? I dont want to be associated with that shitshow in any way. They absolutely do not qualify to be anything-canada until they get their shit together. Maaaybe 'worse-canada'. But honestly I'd prefer if they just kept our name out their mouth.
there is at least one good barbeque joint in the american south, we can gerrymander this border so we don't have to cross it for good food or offend our delicate sensibilities.
Born & raised in the N Midwest, and one of the running "jokes" re: Canada was that the US'd annex it as soon as it ran outta trees/maple syrup/flannel/etc. 🙄 Buncha sub-literate mouthbreathers, those "role models", eh?
I think Canada and Mexico should split America. Mexico takes the south west, Canada takes the north, Hawaii becomes independent and the south east can be renamed "The Union", which consists of all the worst parts of what was America, just like they want.
No, no. The change of name is intentional. DPRM is the most fitting name for the current Magastan as the only difference between it and the country I named it after is the language they speak.
Gotta learn it's "O Canada", and then gotta learn the French version as well ("Ô Canada"). The anthem was actually commissioned by the Governor General of Quebec :)
it would be too dang long. what a waste of money and resources. how bout you hang your current administration, and replace them with civilised people. no wall needed.
South Canadian here. Can I get a little help rejoining the human species, please? This specific province is infested, rotting, and toxic in nearly every conceivable way. I'd much prefer to reside in an actual civilization, if that's alright. Please.
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panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 52 pts · 1d
I don’t want our good name on that shithole.
Spider89@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d
I'm US and I agree.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 1d
Technically, territories don't count as provinces so that would make it the 11th.
Or rather 4th territory since the US has demonstrated it can't be trusted with full self governance for at least a few decades. Call it the "South Territory".
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 31 pts · 1d
Give Puerto Rico provincehood though. They’ve earned it.
psycotica0@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1d
Ooh, now we're cookin'!
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1d
What about Washington, Province of Canada?
(sorry for the triple comment, client hangup)
alsimoneau@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1d
No
Murse@slrpnk.net · 31 pts · 1d
Okay, hear me out on this one...
Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1d
No
Murse@slrpnk.net · 32 pts · 1d
Hmm, what if we rotated the lines 90* and consolidated the number of stripes and maple leaves:
Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1d
That’s better
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1d
Is that the Tim Horton's flag?
AzuranAurora@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 1d
No, that's Brazil.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1d
Tim Horton's flag contains a massive rainforest?
AzuranAurora@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 23h
Nah, I'm referencing the fact that Tim's is owned by a Brazilian company and not a Canadian one and hasn't been Canadian in years.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 16h
Oh, I had no idea!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
Is Brazil tim Hortons?
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1d
I once knew an American in university in Canada who hung up a flag by his bed that combined the designs of the Canadian flag and the American flag. It was like the Canadian flag but the red parts were the American flag
TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1d
Awe, but the south version always sucks.
Wait… that tracks.
Murse@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1d
laughs in Korean
darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1d
oop
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 1d
Uhm no fucking thank you? I dont want to be associated with that shitshow in any way. They absolutely do not qualify to be anything-canada until they get their shit together. Maaaybe 'worse-canada'. But honestly I'd prefer if they just kept our name out their mouth.
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1d
I prefer "Lesser Canada"
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1d
Lower Canada also works 🤪
randy@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1d
We've already got a Lower Canada.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1d
But what about second Lower Canada?
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 3 pts · 1d
Canada's pants. Because its where the giant pussy is.
n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 16h
pussies are tough, he's a giant testicle.
FaceDeer@fedia.io · 12 pts · 1d
We don't want it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1d
14th and 15th. I'm not sharing a province with Utah
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 8 pts · 1d
It'll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missouri
joenforcer@midwest.social · 3 pts · 17h
Funny, I feel this way about the entire American South.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 17h
there is at least one good barbeque joint in the american south, we can gerrymander this border so we don't have to cross it for good food or offend our delicate sensibilities.
n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 16h
The Mexican food sucks north of Texas.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16h
where you been dude. it used to suck north of texas.
n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 16h
Canada
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16h
there's a long distance between texas and canada
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 16h
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1d
HostilePasta@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1d
As a Minnesotan, we're the only south Canada and I'll apologize passive-aggresively to anyone that disagrees.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1d
Born & raised in the N Midwest, and one of the running "jokes" re: Canada was that the US'd annex it as soon as it ran outta trees/maple syrup/flannel/etc. 🙄 Buncha sub-literate mouthbreathers, those "role models", eh?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1d
I'm sorry, but what about Wyoming?
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 0 pts · 1d
Minnesota joins Canada, then Vancouver, Washington, and Oregon fuck off and do our own thing.
SirMaple__@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1d
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 18h
It'd be a territory.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 7 pts · 1d
Hard no from me. Should be North Mexico. Official name Democratic People's Republic of Mexico, or DPRM for short.
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1d
I think Canada and Mexico should split America. Mexico takes the south west, Canada takes the north, Hawaii becomes independent and the south east can be renamed "The Union", which consists of all the worst parts of what was America, just like they want.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Aw.
Sour_Kabos@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 18h
You must really hate mexico
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1d
Mexico is already actually named Estados Unidos de Mexico, or the United States of Mexico. So no name change would really be necessary
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1d
No, no. The change of name is intentional. DPRM is the most fitting name for the current Magastan as the only difference between it and the country I named it after is the language they speak.
Malica@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1d
I'm ready to sing Oh Canada
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1d
Gotta learn it's "O Canada", and then gotta learn the French version as well ("Ô Canada"). The anthem was actually commissioned by the Governor General of Quebec :)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
I'm ready to yell Go Banana!
bookmeat@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 1d
Please let this be true.
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1d
I propose; Mexico's greasy toupee
collapse_already@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 13h
I want to update my passport to say South Canada.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
Canada is more likely to build a wall.
swagmoney@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1d
it would be too dang long. what a waste of money and resources. how bout you hang your current administration, and replace them with civilised people. no wall needed.
Brown5500@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 19h
US actually would pay for that
n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 16h
We don't want to deal with their nonsense.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 1d
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
roserose56@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1d
Let's go!!!
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1d
South Canadian here. Can I get a little help rejoining the human species, please? This specific province is infested, rotting, and toxic in nearly every conceivable way. I'd much prefer to reside in an actual civilization, if that's alright. Please.
Sour_Kabos@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 18h
Calm down children, lol
asg101@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 11h
That shitstain country doesn't deserve the name "Canada" at all. I will forever refer to it as "The Fourth Reich".
Jaysyn@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 17h
Annex Alaska instead. Their quality of life would immediately improve.
EDIT: Canada was a typo.
Smaile@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 17h