always has that Jeni Se Qkwuouagh

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Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 62 pts · 23h (5 replies)

When you don't know how to spell a French word, just dump your whole hand of Scrabble tiles on the table, I guess.

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 23h (2 replies)

And then bone-apple-tea!

victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 15h (1 reply)

Voegh-ah-lugh!

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4h

What did Vonnegut do?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 12h (1 reply)

Everything is pronounced "fart" anyways

cabillaud@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4h

Hon hon

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 22h (2 replies)

wanna hear a joke? what does je ne sais quoi mean?

"I don't know, what?"

thanks.

echodot@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 15h

Oh that's what they are saying. I really couldn't work it out

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 4h

Jenny say kwhaa~~?

can@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 23h (8 replies)

je ne sais quoi

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 23h

Get a load of Mr Worldwide over here

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 23h (1 reply)

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 12h

Gesundheit

tauonite@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 15h (2 replies)

Well la di dah Mr Frenchman

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 12h (1 reply)

What do you call it?

tauonite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23m

A car hole

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 12h

Jenny says quaff? Huh?

thejoker954@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1d

But I knew what they were trying to say without any thought. So I mean not that bad lol.

667@lemmy.radio · 19 pts · 23h (6 replies)

All the people here in the comments think they’re Judge Judy and executioner.

RavingGrob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 14h (3 replies)

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 12h (2 replies)

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4h (1 reply)

Who let Homer use a bucket lift?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2h

i dunno, green lantern?

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 15h (1 reply)

would be awesome to have a tv judge execute people on the spot, specifically billionaires

Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 14h

Nothing stopping you from spicing-up tv talent shows with judges that can execute. Put some real tension in to those sing-offs.

WesternInfidels@feddit.online · 15 pts · 20h (1 reply)

!boneappletea@lemmy.world is a real place

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 12h

Sure is pal, one of these days we'll make it there

ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 23h (5 replies)

Sweet jesus, that's Anglo-Onomatopoeic-French!

The entirety of western Europe just gave a collective shudder.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 23h (4 replies)

France: We would appreicate it if more visitors spoke a little more French

OP: I know, since a lot of people know English, we'll teach it with English phonetics so they can understand it better.

Phrahnse: No, not like that.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 23h

Phrahnse

OMG! Thank you so much for this! 😂

Mok98@feddit.it · 4 pts · 23h (1 reply)

Fish written with english phonetics is pot, which is extremely cursed and why the english phonetics mustn't be used, ever.

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 15h

Whilst we're on the subject of 'fish' bring spelt weird, Ghoti (wiki link) is a "cursed" spelling (though not a phonetic one).

cabillaud@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4h

Hon hon

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 15h

I can't even fucking pronounce that. "Jenny say quwoah"???

YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 23h (3 replies)

Somewhere in the world Jeni Se Qkwuouagh is very confused by this.

bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 22h (2 replies)

That's the kind of name a 90s Klingon from Utah would give their kid.

echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 15h

When I'm 14th of French actually

dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 4h

What the fuckety fuck.

THAT is the most cursed thing I've seen in a while. Thank you.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 22h

not enough people know about Joan's No-Stakes War, and it shows

Kanda@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 5h (1 reply)

Jenny say what?

Rooster326@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2h

That she has a gun?

Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 53m

Is this a new Godfrey Reggio movie?