Garlic rules

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45 Comments

shweddy@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 3d (5 replies)

Steak too juicy, drinking water too cold, pillow too cool

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 3d (2 replies)

drinking water too cold

sucks

vaionko@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2d (1 reply)

crunch crunch

naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1d

anemia says hi

brem@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3d

Easy fix.

Sleep on juicy steaks, eat salt-water on the daily.

gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org · 7 pts · 3d

lobster too buttery

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 30 pts · 3d (16 replies)

Perhaps they meant too little garlic? You can always add more. Think you added enough? Think again

ashenone@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 3d (1 reply)

I never trust a recipe that has you add only one clove of garlic, even if that recipe is how to cook one clove of garlic

Siethron@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d

You got to add garlic powder to the clove

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 3d (8 replies)

I cooked for my in laws and they said I used enough garlic, you could tell because everyone still had garlic breath the next morning.

brem@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3d (7 replies)

....please tell me that you all sleep in the same bed like 'Charlie The Chocolates' elderly family.

Wait... ^whisper ^it ^to ^me

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 3d (6 replies)

Yes

whispers: we all slept in the same bed, half head to feet, as that allows the most adults to fit in one bed.

brem@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d (5 replies)

crawls into bed and whispers gently into your ear..

"^Hope ^there's ^room ^for ^another, ^garlic ^breath ^family"

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 3d (4 replies)

opens mouth show it to me. Breathe into my face.

starik@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2d (3 replies)

Get a room

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2d

leaves a path of garlic petals leading to the door of said room

brem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Excuse me, sir or madam or something else...we explicitly rented this escape room for several days. Why are you telling us to "get a room?" We paid good money for this experience. GUARDS! ESCORT THE INTRUDER FROM THIS GARLIC BED!!!

brem@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d

If it's ever "too much garlic" (which isn't a real thing) you can always add more of the other "food"

Rawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 3d (3 replies)

I once went to a restaurant where every item on the menu contained garlic in some capacity.

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 2 pts · 3d (1 reply)

I haven’t had nor seen garlic ice cream, but did have some with mustard. It was pretty good

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d

There was a joke years ago about Ben and Jerry's making chocolate-covered garlic ice cream called Boutros Boutros-Garlic. I don't think anyone would get that now (in either sense of "get").

This might help.

dubs@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 3d
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Too much love

That's what my cats keep telling me.

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 3d (2 replies)

Ever have just roasted garlic? With some nice oil? 100% garlic is dang fine, if they make a super garlic I will still assume you can't get enough of it.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Ever have just roasted garlic? With some nice oil?

Damn right I have! That's the shit right there! 🤤

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d

Black garlic is the next step in your evolution.

FluidBeef@quokk.au · 12 pts · 3d (3 replies)

I agree there’s basically no such thing. Always at least double the cloves the recipe specifies.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d (2 replies)

Since I'm usually just cooking for myself now, I halve the recipe but double the cloves. And sometimes change "cloves" to "heads".

FluidBeef@quokk.au · 2 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Yes, hahaha… yes!

5wim@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 1d

Yes, hahaha... yes!

AcidBurn@retrofed.com · 10 pts · 3d (4 replies)
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katiecakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2d (3 replies)

I also have severe fodmap reactions. No garlic or onion. It makes me very sad. :( :(

AcidBurn@retrofed.com · 3 pts · 2d (2 replies)
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katiecakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Yeahhhh pears and apples and stonefruits too here. It also happened suddenly, when I was 34 (4 years ago).

Still plenty of delicious food though, and you're not alone <3

AcidBurn@retrofed.com · 2 pts · 2d

Oh yeah, I hit 35 and one day apples were just spicy

I eat lots of nice food, but I'm tired of having to check what's in everything

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 3d

Every time I'm following a recepe, when I see how much garlic, I'm offended as it should bee at least 3 times as much. And I'm not even from a Mediterranean country.

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2d

The only time I've said, "fuck, too much garlic," was the first time I found out that allicin causes burns.

gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org · 7 pts · 3d

excluding vampires again, aren't we? not nice of you

rumba@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2d

This hits my feed 90 seconds afer my wife bitches that she can't get the garlic taste out of her mouth from the guac I made last night.

brem@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d

Bluewing@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d

Life itself is not worth living without garlic.

dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1d
mo_lave@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2d (1 reply)

What's next? Not enough vampires.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2d

18 cloves of garlic a day keeps Dr Acula away.

Probably most people too, but that's just a bonus!

antsu@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1d

"Too much garlic" is vampire propaganda.