c/lemmyshitpost · by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6d

We're thinking Urethra or Diphteria if it's a girl

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68 Comments

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 43 pts · 6d (8 replies)

Glute

"My name is Gluteous Maximus, commander of the Asses of the North, General of the Sphincter Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Analius."

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 6d (5 replies)

Asses of the North

You mean the right wing demagogues on the ascendancy in Nordic countries including my native Denmark?

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d (4 replies)

Is it true that if you're single on your 25th birthday, your friends and family will throw cinnamon on you?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 5d (3 replies)

It's one of our weirder traditions, yeah, but some of us choose not to do it. I personally had a standing agreement with all my friends, relatives, and neighbors that I'd not participate in doing it to them and they'd not do it to me 😁

They do the same with pepper at 30 btw

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 5d (2 replies)

So its true. I thought it was rumor.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Nope, totally true. It's one of our many bizarre traditions that most people don't know WHY we do 🤷🏻

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 4d

This is what I found upon looking up.

The Danish tradition of covering a 25-year-old in cinnamon (and a 30-year-old in pepper) if they're still unmarried traces back to the 15th–16th century pebersvend — a wandering spice merchant whose itinerant trade kept him from settling down and marrying. The cinnamon-specific custom is much younger: the earliest documented cases come from the 1960s in Northern Jutland, with the folk explanation that friends simply didn't want to wait five more years before "spicing up" their single peer, and cinnamon was a gentler substitute for pepper. It spread nationally by the 1980s and remains strongest in Jutland and Fyn. In practice, friends surprise the birthday person, tie them to a tree or lamppost, wet them down, and shower them in spice — a playful, consensual ritual rather than a law, though popularly dubbed the "Age 25 Rule." The 25-year-old earns the title kanelsvend (or kanelmø for women); at 30, pebersvend (or pebermø).

Agent641@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 5d

"He has a wife, you know..."

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

of the New Fartington Asses?

thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 22 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Glute Honk

Or, as I call it, sexual harassment

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 5d

Or battery, perchance?

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 16 pts · 5d (7 replies)

BLAST HARDCHEESE!

piconaut@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 5d (5 replies)

Buff Drinklots
Slab Squatthrust
Stump Chunkman
Big McLarge Huge
Bob Johnson

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 7 pts · 5d

Big McLargehuge might be my favorite.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 5d (2 replies)

When I was learning Python, I coded a Space Mutiny Name Generator. Here, let me run a few:

Hack Slugmeal

Brick Vanderchest

Rip Fistnozzle

Stan Beefhead

Hack Squatchest

Beat Manknob

Hunk Hardhandle

Hack Hardnugget

Wedge Rockmeat

Beat Bonehat

Slam Headnugget

Stan Toughnozzle

Hack McLargebody

Hack Bulkcheese

Big Grindhuge

Dirk Squatpound

Crud Steaknugget

Hunk Rockface

Slam Fisthandle

Big Hardback

Chunk Slamface

Rip Manthrust

Beat Headmeat

^CAAAAAAAAAAH! gets out calmly

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d (1 reply)

>Beat Manknob
you're not the boss of me, magic CLI. I'm still gonna do it, but you're not my boss.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 4d

Okay so an earlier version of this script...you can tell what it is, it's a firstname, prefix, suffix generator. As an in-joke to the show I programmed in "Bob" "Johnson" and "Oh Wait" as the zeroth entry in the lists. It would occasionally pick up the parts in normal entries though, so my favorite one it printed was Slam Johnsonmeat which....please don't.

I wrote this thing at least ten years ago and I've been laughing at it ever since.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

Pete Nutall

Rod Hardson

Jim Dick

Dick Batter

Greg 'Stiffy' Hunt

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 5d

He has an account here on Lemmy somewhere.

Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 5d

Urethra Franklin

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 5d (1 reply)

GROND!

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 5d

BORT will always be a classic.

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 6d (5 replies)

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎H A M

B A T T E R Y

thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 5d (3 replies)

Is that something used to power a ham? Or a battery made of pork?

Or is it a crime against pigs?

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 5d

Well, eating ham gives us energy, so logically they are batteries made of pork.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 5d

Yes.

frog@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 5d

Ham batteries or for ham radios.

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 5d

correct ~~horse~~ ham battery staple

Snapz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 5d (2 replies)

May i add...

Fridge

Crunch

Jeff

Murderer

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d

Don't forget:

Building-Inspector
Comptroller
Spün
Pissbaby
Stretch
Slick
Vice-Mayor
Penis
Boil-on-my-Ass

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 5d

Fridgecrunch Jeffmurderer is my favorite underused Marvel villain

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 11 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Ham is actually a veritable biblical name (as in Ham, Shem and Japhet), and was more common in puritanical times. A chimpanzee sent into space by NASA was named Ham, probably after the scriptural figure rather than importentiously the meat.

dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 5d

Bad portents to name science monkey after lunch meat?!?!

dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 5d (2 replies)