Name this Klingon Death Metal band

Bat'leth Brigade
Death Before Dishonor
Qapla' and the Glorious Deaths
Kahless's Cousins
Gagh Breakfast

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crowcore_explorer@piefed.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 2d (5 replies)

that is a klingon pop trio.

Don_alForno@feddit.org · 32 pts · 2d (2 replies)

K-Pop you say?

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2d (1 reply)

To shreds you say?

Linktank@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 5h

To Shreds - would actually be a pretty good name for them.

kata1yst@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2d

Ah, the honorable and glorious variety of K-pop.

DudleyMason@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 23h

Plot twist: Klingon pop is Death Metal.

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 2d (5 replies)

It's actually a Queen cover band called Empress

negativenull@piefed.world · 27 pts · 2d (2 replies)

with songs:
Radio Gagh Gagh
Crazy Little Thing Called Bat'leth
Fat-Bottomed Targ Riders

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 2d

Another one bites the dust, We will rock you, and We are the champions go unchanged.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2d

They care not of love but of honor.

May I suggest Crazy little thing called honor

icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2d

You haven't heard Queen until you've heard it in the original Klingon. Did you catch their live set at Romulan Aid 2387? 🖖🎸

gnufuu@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2d

Lead singer Freddy Merciless

negativenull@piefed.world · 23 pts · 2d

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homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2d

Glory Whole

blunderworld@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2d
  • Bathed in Blood Wine
  • A Good Day to Die
  • Rite of Ascension

Edit: thought of a couple more

  • Kult of Kahless
  • Sons of Sto'Vo'Kor
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 2d (6 replies)

Autobahn.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2d (5 replies)

Yo, is that middle guy one of the nihilists from the big lebowski? Or the woodchiper guy from Fargo (movie)?

valar@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2d (1 reply)

This whole album (cover) is from Lebowski

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2d

Oh right, how could I forget. Thanks friendo.

crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 7 pts · 2d

they are referenced in the movie. yes it's the nihilists.

Davel23@fedia.io · 5 pts · 2d

No, the middle guy is Dr. Emmett Brown, and the guy on the right is Dan Fielding, Attorney-at-Law.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 2d

lmao this is literally the album Maude shows The Dude in the movie. That's not just the actor who played the nihilist; that is the nihilist character.

microcapybara@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 2d

Warpcörehead

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2d (1 reply)

A Klingon cover band for “The Eagles” called “The Birds of Prey”

_NetNomad@fedia.io · 4 pts · 2d

Take it DIIIIIIIIIF-ICULT, take it DIIIIIIIIIIIF-ICULT, don't let the sound of your bones breaking, make you typical...

it's a much smoother rhyme in the original klingon

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2d

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2d

“The Eyes of Gowron”

_NetNomad@fedia.io · 8 pts · 2d

Transparent Aluminum Zeppelin

Davel23@fedia.io · 8 pts · 2d

Kahmore.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2d

Skinny Targ

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2d

Kruge's Genesis

mikenurre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2d

Darsekback?

faltryka@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2d

Foreheads on Three heads.

terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 2d

Isn't death metal usually shocking stuff like Cannibal Corpse, etc? It shouldn't be Honor Killing or anything like that because that's basically gospel to them.

They think dishonorable shit like killing an enemy from behind, disloyalty, poison, underhanded stuff is bad.

So I feel like they'd embrace that, something shocking to their culture like Backstabber or Patricide would be more along their lines of death metal band names

Madrigal@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d (1 reply)

jol yIchu'

negativenull@piefed.world · 5 pts · 2d

"Activate beam"

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 2d (1 reply)

The Glory Holes

LoreSoong@startrek.website · 6 pts · 2d

Barge of the Dead

Coupable@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d

Gagh to the Future

Stimpy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d

The Jiggur-Wats

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2d

A klingon's favourite videogame?

FOR HONOR

Someone feel free to make this meme

LazyOldPervert@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 2d

Gwar-on

Reygle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d

Kahless will not be supressed

gnufuu@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2d

Cannibal Worfs

House of Decay

groucho@retrolemmy.com · 5 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Flashback to the year my friends and I dressed as Klingons for a fundraiser and I forgot to learn the language or literally anything beyond stuff Worf did. So I just walked around roaring "DO YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO YACHT ROCK WITH ME" at anyone that looked like they wanted to test my Klingon knowledge.

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d

Sounds like you upgraded the party

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2d

Eyebrows of destruction.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2d

They The House of Petaqhs, and they sing exclusively Stova-Core death metal blended with symphonic Opera

Durandal@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2d

Stovo-Korg

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2d

Gagh breakfast for Klingons is basically just a toast bread with blueberry jam, its not THAT metal...

Steve@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2d

Without Honor

Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2d

Kling Gone?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d (1 reply)
  • The Gowron Morons
  • Alexander The Great
  • Duras Plight
  • Dreams of Gre'thor
  • Sto-vo-kor no-mor
negativenull@piefed.world · 3 pts · 2d

OMG, "Alexander the Great" killed me!

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2d

Dahar Death

0ndead@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 2d

Dishonor