Just based on how often I notice someone mispronounce a word without realizing it (or have done so myself and realized it later). Statistically I'm probably still doing it with some word.
Just based on how often I notice someone mispronounce a word without realizing it (or have done so myself and realized it later). Statistically I'm probably still doing it with some word.
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GombeenSysadmin@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 2y
Welcome to the world of Irish names!
We got:
And many more!
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Hope do you pronounce Siobhan?
GombeenSysadmin@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Shuh-vawn
IronicDeadPan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
My American accent pronounces it "Shove-on".
GombeenSysadmin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
There’s meant to be a fada over the a (á), so it’s definitely meant to be a longer vowel sound.
Take the name Sean for example. Spelled like that it’s actually pronounced shan, and means old. The name that we all pronounce as Shawn is actually spelled Seán
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
And, fun fact, is the Irish version of the Hebrew name Yohanan (יוֹחָנָן) from which we get John and Jean and Jehan and Johan and Shane and Juan and many other variants!
Silentiea@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Everybody's named John. All the way back. There is only one name, just lots of different spellings and pronunciations.
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
It actually helps a little if you realize the Russian letter В is pronounced like an English V.
Soggy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
We should re-do Romanization. Start over, sound it out, have a big Anglosphere conference to decide on what letters make what noise and stick to it.
jaxxed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Many of the slavic romanizations have largely centralised on strict roman phonetics. There are still exceptions, but many of them can be sounded out with a bit of learning.
Silentiea@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah. English doesn't use the "bh" and "dh" digraphs the same way we use "th", but Irish does. One you learn that, that's like 80-90% of the confusion.
MIDItheKID@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
My Irish cousin-in-law recently had a daughter and named her Blathnaid. I was very surprised to learn it is pronounced Bla-nid
Bagel5941@aussie.zone · 42 pts · 2y
Worcestershire
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 33 pts · 2y
I believe it's pronounced "wstr"
IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Close, that's Worcester. Worcestershire is "wstrshr"!
Teal@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Woosta! :)
4am@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Wuss-ter
Wuss-ter-sheer
circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org · 14 pts · 2y
The whole word is silent
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
sauce?
circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y
That one isn't silent
pturn1@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
And nearby Leominster
4am@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Lemon Stir
executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
And Cirencester
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
and Towcester ("toaster")
Map Men have a few more examples
4am@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Sern Stir?
executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
It's pronounced "siren sester".
4am@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
“-cester” is usually pronounced “stir”, I’d assume then “Sir In Stir” if I got the first part wrong
executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
It's English. The only rule is that actually in some cases the rules are different.
Briguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Wash your sister sauce
Malfeasant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
There's a Worcester in Massachusetts, local pronunciation rhymes with sister (which is in turn said like "sista")
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
TheBiscuitLout@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
One of my friends once called me pedantic, and I got to correct his pronunciation of it - he stressed the first syllable. One of the high points of my life.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Someone is peDANTic, but they themselves are a PEdant. Probably why they made that mistake
SeabassDan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
But did they say Ped-ant or PEE-dant?
DillyDaily@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Like how we can reCORD some music and release a a REcord
Or make some COMpost by putting those scraps in the comPOST
Silentiea@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
I still put scraps into the COMpost, but only the comPOSTable scraps.
UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I had a similar thing with the word contrarian!
Yantantethera@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
Ghoti
agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ha I don't even know what that is so I will never say it.
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu · 18 pts · 2y
GH is pronounced F like in "enough".
O is pronounced E like on "women".
TI is pronounced SH like in "action".
Therefore, ghoti is pronounced fish.
Dicska@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
You CAN pronounce it fish, but you can also just simply not pronounce it.
GH is pronounced _ like in high.
O is pronounced _ like in jeopardy.
T is pronounced _ like in potpourri.
I is pronounced _ like in receive.
Therefore, ghoti is completely silent.
Zozano@lemy.lol · 7 pts · 2y
Fun fact: every letter except V can be pronounced silently.
Dicska@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That's interesting! How about Q?
samus12345@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Lacquer. (Which I believe is the only word in English with a silent Q. Proper nouns don't count.)
Dicska@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Do you mean stuff like acquire? There are a good bunch of 'cq' words.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Kind of a cop-out, since that's a straight-up French loanword. "Soften" would be better. Or "often," if not for the fact that it's so commonly mispronounced.
Dicska@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
True! I just remembered that there was a way to make the whole word silent but didn't remember the T bit so I looked it up. This was the first example. Soften is much better!
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
for fuck’s sake
IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I remember this one! They're was another one as well which I've sadly forgotten. I believe I tried to make a couple up myself once upon a time.
tiredofsametab@kbin.social · 25 pts · 2y
A "niche" is not a "nitch"
JamesBean@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y
You're a bit too late for trying to complain about that one.
The latter has been the dominant American pronunciation of the word for so long that it now appears as the primary pronunciation guide in American dictionaries.
oktux@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Both Oxford English Dictionary and Merriam-Webster agree that "nitch" was the correct pronunciation in both British and American English until very recently. You already linked Merriam-Webster, so here's O.E.D:
(N.E.D is the original name of the O.E.D. "/nɪtʃ/" is pronounced "nitch" and /niːʃ/ is pronounced "neesh".)
agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I hope cache isn't pronounced like cachet (rhymes with sashay) rather than cash.
Cypher@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Get used to it, my Australian friend
tiredofsametab@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
It varies by region at least in the US based on a few years of doing service desk work. Listening to YouTubers, it seems a bit all over the place as well.
jaxxed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It likely correlates with French influence in the South, seeing as it is a French word.
tiredofsametab@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
Some of the the Louisana folks would often say ka-SHAY in a wonderful Cajun accent.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
They're exactly the ones who should know better...
tiredofsametab@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Well, crap. Guess I'll eat a nice quitch to chear myself up
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
You mean a quickie?
tiredofsametab@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
As long as it's not scrambled, I suppose
GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 2y
Fun fact i lost a regional spelling bee because of those exact words. I should have asked for usage example but I was like 11 and terrified
BlackPenguins@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Or a niece, Eric Matthews.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 25 pts · 2y
its aluminium
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 2y
I'll concede aluminium when the Brits adopt platinium
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 9 pts · 2y
theyll adopt aluminum as soon as you wrap your lips around a fag
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Don't threaten ME with a good time.
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
[dies of smoke inhalation]
Soggy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Only if you trust the French more than the guy who named it.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 1 pts · 2y
i do. coughs in jpg
morrowind@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
aluminum
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 1 pts · 2y
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium
tomato tomato lets call the whole thing off!
morrowind@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
oh what, that's an actual spelling? I was just saying that
samus12345@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Yes, "aluminum" is the original, and "aluminium" was later adopted to make it sound more Latin.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 2 pts · 2y
really its just geographic thing. i prefer the european version
NewNewAccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Are you European?
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
No I’m not European, bein’ all I can
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
I’ve been waiting 31 years for that question
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 1 pts · 2y
nope
agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
For me it isn't "some" word it is "many, many" words.
charcuterie (shar-KOO-terr-ee) (TIL)
potable (POH-tah-bull)
prerogative (preh-ROG-ah-tiv) -- wait, wat? Damn. I say it (pur-OHG-ah-tiv)
preternatural (pree-ter-NAT-chur-al)
remuneration (reh-myoo-ner-AY-shun) -- I'm not admitting how I say it lol
surprise - let's just say I spelled it suprise for ages. sigh
victual (vittle) - wait, that's how you spell it??
Indefatigable (IN-dih-FA-tih-gə-bl) not in-dee-fa-TEEG-able
Primer: \PRIMM-er\ -- small book / short informative piece of writing. (Brits can use long-i for both the paint undercoat and the book).
Mischievous: \MISS-chuh-vuss\ though mis-CHEE-vee-us is a non standard alternate pronunciation.
Interlocutor: \in tuhr LOCK you tore. I had no idea how to pronounce this so I never said it.
I think some "mispronunciations" are down to regional pronunciation. Like, I say miniature as MIN-ih-chure by habit though I'm well aware of how it's spelled and "should" be pronounced. I swear that's how I heard it growing up.
Maybe it isn't regional and it is just me. That would explain some things lol.
And uh, yeah I have a bunch more, some I know but am forgetting at the moment. Undoubtedly I mispronounce many more while having no idea. What must people think of me? Lol
RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Look, I was on board until you started throwing out made up words like preternatural, victual, and indefatigable, then I knew you were pulling my leg.
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc · 4 pts · 2y
Horatio Hornblower would like a word if you think Indefatigable is a made up word!
samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
In war we're tough and able [steps on cat]
Quite indefatigable
RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Clearly pronounced in-de-fa-tee-gable
samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
But many times, they're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
Looks like you're mainly struggling with words of french origin, which is fair, the language is fucked up.
Crogdor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
TIL it’s “prerogative”…
Silentiea@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
I'm American and have never heard "prim-er" I've always heard "prime-er".
I say miniture when it's an adjective like a smallish thing, but mini-a-ture when I'm using it as a noun, like the pieces used in tabletop gaming.
iTzCharmander@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
The only time I have actually heard someone use indefatigable is in the Monty python, where they intentionally pronounce it wrong
samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I knew that "vittle" was from the word "victual," but I never knew that they were actually pronounced the same!
I hate that alternate pronunciation. How do you get "vee-us" from "vous"?
agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Idk. Likely some people misheard or misread it way back and then repeated.to others and it spread. How does any word change over time, right?
Poik@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y
/prəˈrɒgətɪv/ Huh. I guess usually when a schwa and a rhotic is involved, my dialect drops it. I pronounce it /prˈrɒgətɪv/ which could be romanized to pur-ROH-guh-tiv. But there's no actual separation between the u and the r there.
agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Interesting. I find the combination of rhotic - schwa - rhotic rather awkward. That could explain why it is commonly mispronounced.
workerONE@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
I was like 25 when I found out it was wheelbarrow and not wheelbarrel
Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
It's pronounced 'gif'
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
The German girl Ginger gave George gross gelatin.
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Giblet
bfg9k@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Jiraffe
Poik@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y
/ʒaɪf/
ramble81@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y
Gnocchi
cryostars@lemmyf.uk · 8 pts · 2y
Knee-yo-key
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
Even that is an approximation, I don't think English has the Italian gn sound, which is the same as Spanish ñ.
I can't think of any way to spell it that'd lead to a precise pronunciation, or any English word that contains that specific sound.
CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I mean, this word does have an English pronunciation that is distinct from the Italian pronunciation, which follows English phonology.
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
Of course, I just found it interesting there's no equivalent sound
CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Re-reading I can see you weren’t actually claiming English speakers needed to use the Italian pronunciation. Some people do claim that so I just kind of continued my lifelong argument with those people :)
I agree that basic sounds from one language that don’t exist in another language are interesting.
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
I understand your point and admit my comment could definitely be interpreted that way.
I could be a dick about it and demand people learn to pronounce it the way us Italians do, but then I'd also have to start pronouncing every English loan word perfectly and with a correct English accent while speaking Italian, and you can do that without sounding like a pretentious asshole, so I won't.
CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It’s funny that we call these words “loanwords” that we “borrow”. That implies they don’t belong to our language and that we don’t have the right to modify them however we want; it even implies that eventually we’ll return them to their language of origin. It would be much more accurate to say these words have been acquired, incorporated, or assimilated. That’s what languages actually do with words they get from other languages.
Personally, I enjoy the organic nature of the exchange of words between languages. Different languages and cultures treat foreign words differently. Some try to stick as close to the original pronunciation as possible, and some happily alter the word. This can even be handled differently by the same language and culture at a different period of time. For example, in English we have the words “gender” and “genre”, both borrowed from the same French word at different times. The older one is pronounced in an English-sounding way and the newer one is pronounced as close to the French way as possible. I find this kind of stuff very amusing.
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
no key?
RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Knee-oh-chee
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y
Knocky
Oka@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y
Par-mee-zee-in
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y
Oh crap, which universe are we in?
samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Dealbreaker, we gotta find another dimension.
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
Better than Farmer John cheese, at least
Davel23@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
kernelle@0d.gs · 3 pts · 2y
What's the grammatical rule for using 4 l's in a row? Ma gawd what a mess
Davel23@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y
Perfectly cromulent in Welsh.
SuperTulle@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
According to this song, you pronounce like trying to cough up some phlegm that's gotten stuck in your throat. I can only assume that their history of coal mining has affected the language.
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intensely_human@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
That’s basically how you spell “yellow” in 22nd century Spanglish
ytg@feddit.ch · 2 pts · 2y
Not Welsh, but I think it’s a compound with successive elements ending and starting with
llkernelle@0d.gs · 1 pts · 2y
Exactly what I found, it makes sense and is just a large contracted description of the town, specifically made to be as long as possible!
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
You know they specifically chose that place to mess with him haha.
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
For the C/C++ nerds: Clang. There are still many people pronouncing it "Cee-lang".
djsoren19@yiffit.net · 10 pts · 2y
Wait but...but that means I'm supposed to pronounce it like the sound of slamming metal doors? but it's for the C language!
am I seriously getting gif'd again?
fubbernuckin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Why is it pronounced gif when it should be pronounced jif? It's so much clearer when you say jif! AND YES, I DO SAY GIRAFFICS! AAHHH!!
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 2y
What about "Jay-feg"? The Joint Photographic Experts Group.
bl4ckblooc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
There is probably lots of stuff like that in coding. Href could be “huref, and it took me a while to realize that it was ‘em’ and not just ‘m’ after hearing it.
rooster_butt@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
URL pronounced Earl
bl4ckblooc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Charset like charamander.
SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Sequel server grinds my gears.
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Wait until you hear stuhd, that's how we agreed to pronounce
stdbecause "ess tee dee" would have been awkward.agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Well fsck that.
waz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I like pronouncing numpy so that it rhymes with lumpy just to make people uncomfortable.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
That's how I've always read it...
Malfeasant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Lol at my job someone referred to "E T C" and I was completely baffled until he actually typed it out, /etc... I just call it "ets" because it's short for "et cetera"...
ytg@feddit.ch · 1 pts · 2y
Squeal server even more
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 14 pts · 2y
Worcestershire.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiasis.
I must be pronouncing them right enough for voice to text to understand me because I certainly cannot spell those.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Except voice-to-text spelled “pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis” wrong. It did “iasis” instead of “iosis.”
BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
You can't pronounce worcestershire right. Nobody knows how it should be pronounced.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
The pronunciation is easy, but seemingly completely disconnected from the spelling.
Wooster Shur.
uid0gid0@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
We just say "pass the what's-it-here sauce"
Briguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It's wash your sister sauce
/s
BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
More sense than any other pronounciation I've heard really.
rbhfd@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Not exactly related to the question, but as a non-native English speaker, whenever I read something related to weights in imperial, e.g., 150 lbs, my mind reads it as 150 lubes.
I know it's pounds, if I would read it out loud, I would say pounds cause I'm not a weirdo (well...). But still, my internal monologue has lbs = lubes
Carlcarla@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
I feel you. My inner voice reads this as "libs".
xorollo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Elbs
afox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I love your brain
afox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I love your brain
Pr0v3n@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Right? I’m a native English speaker (Aussie, so…loosely native English speaker) and my first exposure to “Lbs” was for the weight of Pokemon in the physical red Pokédex handbook, so I always just said they weighed “X labs”, still don’t immediately correct it in my head 25+ years later.
MoonMoon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
For me its always been "limbs"
257m@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
If anyone is wondering why this is abbreviation for it, it is because the full name for pound weight in latin is libra poundo. We use the libra part for the abbrievation into lbs but pounds for the actual common name.
Doxatek@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
I was the same except I said it as "ibs" was quite a while I was thinking that when I was younger. My internal monologue still says it this way anytime I read it even though I know now
mwproductions@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I hear so many people pronounce "cavalry" as "calvary," which is a different word altogether.
spader312@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
A coworker of mine always says chipolte it boils my guts
beardown@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
I pronounce Chipotle with the same emphasis as Aristotle
samus12345@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Do it the other way around and it will sound closer to the original pronunciation of Aristotle.
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Same as you, but in my defense I've never heard it out loud. A mexican friend taught me the correct way, I then understood the word comes from Nahuatl
beardown@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Similarly, chocolate and coyote and tomato are also Aztec/Nahuatl words in origin. Which means our pronunciation is likely inaccurate
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Avocado is our English speaking ancestor's poor attempt at the Nahuatl word "ahuacatl."
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
cool !!
SeabassDan@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Xipoodle
pigup@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
wat
halfeatenpotato@lonestarlemmy.mooo.com · 13 pts · 2y
Mine was "daschund". I always thought that was a separate breed from a "doxen".
Even after being educated on how the word is actually pronounced, I still purposefully pronounce it literally "daschund". Fuck 'em - should've spelled it better.
duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Daschund is pronounced like "daak' snd" in case anyone else didn't realize this. My mind is blown.
Enkrod@feddit.de · 11 pts · 2y
It is spelled Dachshund (Dachs-Hund, German, lit. Badger-Dog, as the breed was created to hunt foxes and badgers in their burrows)
It is pronounced Dax Hunt (good example by a native german speaker: https://youtu.be/6aveG0N6Jtc?si=mzCsfrVA95VJZggG )
Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Funnily enough though, in Germany they're mostly called Dackel, not Dachshund!
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duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Daschund is pronounced like "daak' snd" in case anyone else didn't realize this. My mind is blown.
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 2y
I made the mistake of pronouncing epitome as "ep-i-tome" for a while.
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Sometimes I like to pronounce it “lingerie” just to piss people off
spearz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Hyperbole, not ‘hyper-bowl’ (like superbowl)
bfg9k@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
superbowl like su-perb-owl?
spearz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
/r/superb owl
samus12345@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I had a roommate in college that pronounced "epitome" like "epi-tohm." He also pronounced "tome" like "toom." Drove me nuts.
SeabassDan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Barely Sociable did this and got a chuckle out of me, great that he owned it in a later video, though.
Silentiea@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
My buddy would always talk about the skill toom's used to unlock the "ruin" (rune) skills.
pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y
Brian Regan, the epi-tome of hyper-bowl. What a great show. Thanks for the in-aardvark-ent reminder
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
As a non native EN speaker, this website helped a lot. Even has regional variants
https://youglish.com/
Contramuffin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
You could record the times when you find out a new word that you've been pronouncing wrong. You should notice less and less new mispronounced words as your list of known mispronounced words gets longer and longer. If you graph the data out, you can extrapolate the curve out to infinity, and you can estimate how many total words you're mispronouncing.
bluewing@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
So swaive vs suave or deboner vs debonair? Maybe 'fisticated vs sophisticated? You could be a swaive, deboner, 'fisticated urbane 'burban urbanite.
Personally, I blame the French for the short comings of the English language, just because I randomly can.
Kethal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
"shortcomings"
open_world@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
davidgro@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Pontius Pilates
Travelator@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 2y
Nobody names their kid Pontius any more, have you observed that?
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
His name is Chris
Maddie@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Chip-o-tot-el
NounsAndWords@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Arist-ot-le
Ashyr@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Chip-ol-tay
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Chop a topple eee?
Godric@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I once spoke with a Southerner about favorite books. They recommended a series they called "The Will of Time".
Only later I found out they were talking about The Wheel of Time.
linearchaos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I started at a company that had a lot of people from India. I have no problem with anybody from anywhere but It takes me a little while to become familiar with accents. That little fuzzy search option in my brain that listens to one thing and realizes what they're trying to say is woefully undersized.
It's my third or fourth day on the job I'm nice and early and my boss's boss strolls in. I'm the only one there.
Suresh: I need you to check on the Catalina office. Me internal: I roughly heard of Catalina but I don't know anything about it I don't even know where it is, maybe it's a city in Spain or something. They do have some international offices maybe I'm missing something. Me: Catalina? Suresh: Catalina, I need to know the status of Catalina. Me Internal: s***, that didn't help. Furiously googles, no, that's not any help either. Can I ask the CTO to spell something, would that be a career-ending move on day three? Should I ask him what country it's in, should I say I don't have the information for that office obviously I'm a working human being I could look them up and call them if I knew. Suresh reading my confusion: Catalina, Catalina, about 6 hours from here.. Norte Catalina. Me: ohh so sorry, no problem, I will find the contact information for our North Carolina office check on them and let you know.
Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y
And that is fine, when/if someone corrects you, you explain that you have never heard the word spoken, just read it.
Tri-ummm-vir-ate
digger@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
This right here! I tell my kids not to give someone a hard time mispronouncing a word because it means they learned it from reading.
charonn0@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y
Banal sounds like canal
agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Got me on that one. Doesn't come up in casual conversation, like, ever.
charonn0@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
US google pronounced it “beanal”
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
It’s okay guys. OP meant to write pronunciating.
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
Have I been mispronunciating that too???
intensely_human@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
It’s okay. Everybody’s got a few of thowse.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Peregrine. It was only last week that I realized it has two r's and doesn't rhyme with penguin.
jerrythegenius@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y
February
kambusha@feddit.ch · 7 pts · 2y
Thing is, language is constantly changing, so if enough people say it wrong, it makes it correct over time.
As an example, people have been using nauseous incorrectly for so long, that it's now correct again.
Seudo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I could care less.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I couldn't.
Hamartia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I pronounced puddle as poodle up into my thirtys. Maybe I didn't use it too often so it wasn't noticed. My second wife did. Absolutely scundered!
Zeon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Açaí
Silentiea@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
But isn't that the right way to pronounce it?
Pratai@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
ITT: people who care about how you represent yourself are evil, apparently.
I suspect people got a little butt-hurt when they discover their shirt is a little stuffed.
Art3sian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I pacifically told you!!!!
Kethal@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
This one is specially humorous.
Mesa@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
I love visiting the Specific Ocean.
ThePantser@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ja-lap-e-no chips
AngelJamie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
That's just the French pronunciation
Malfeasant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I had a coworker once try to tell me I pronounced nihilism wrong - I say it nee... he claimed nye... was correct. He made such a a stink about it, actually yelling at me, that other coworkers were gathering around hoping for a fight... Somebody had a dictionary, so I looked it up, and of course both are listed as correct. He then moved the goalposts saying his way was "more" correct... but I got the last word - "I DON'T CARE!"
Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
My wife pronounces ‘foliage’ like ‘foil-adj’.
Silentiea@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Mine says window-seal.
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Kibosh
kandoh@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y
First time I saw giraffe in a book I thought it was pronounced Grr-Ah-Fee.
SeabassDan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Like the fist time going to Denny's and ordering the car-ah-fee of OJ
Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Bruh
erre@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y
Supposably
Friends Joey Supposably
UdeRecife@literature.cafe · 5 pts · 2y
I would say you're actually witnessing the very real phenomenon of language-drift. Languages evolve for a billion reasons, but there's no right or wrong state of language.
That's why we distinguish between language, dialect, idiolect, sociolect. Each bearer of language is also a producer of language. Their version is just theirs, in whatever many ways that makes that version unique.
(Check linguistics to better understand this process of language-drifting )
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y
My teacher told me that he'd fail me if I mispronounced "Data" as "Da ta" and not "Dait a". So I always mispronounce it
DillyDaily@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Is it a dialect training class? Because otherwise that feels like boarderline racism to penalise someone for having a different an accent.
"Da ta" vs "date-ah" is regional. If you're pronouncing it "wrong" move across the pond and suddenly you'll be right.
Silentiea@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
I mean I live in Colorado and I've heard it both ways all the time. I've even heard "da tum" and "date 'em" for the singular.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 0 pts · 2y
He claimed it wasn't an accent. It was a database class. I think he was correct though as that type of thing transcends accents
He was weird. He spent an entire class talking about his divorce and once came in dressed as a cowboy. Oh, and he also taught us for mathematics, and ended up failing the entire class on coursework.
waitingtoderail@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Oxford English dictionary gives both pronunciations, your teacher is just a dick https://www.oed.com/dictionary/data_n?tab=factsheet#219838686 - it's like my ex who always gave me a hard time for saying "ant" instead of "ahnt."
Mossheart@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Your teacher clearly watched Star Trek TNG, because it's Mr *Dait a" not Mr. Da ta.
pythonoob@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
You just reminded me of my highschool AP bio teacher who was a new Englander, but lived and worked in the UK for a few years. He pronounced half like "hawf" and it was always jarring because otherwise his accent was mostly normal.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
The channel this video is from can be a useful resource.
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
Thanks for reminding me of these. A while back I met someone named Chateauneuf, and I tried to look up how to pronounce his name and found this very helpful answer.
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captnanonymous@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
My favorite example of this happened during a D&D game years ago in which the DM kept pronouncing the word portcullis as PORK-YOO-LISS.
To this day, the word causes the image of some sort of ancient Roman pig gladiator to appear unbidden in my mind.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Though I want to know why Wednesday is pronounced "wendsday" or "wensday". The n is after the d!
rekabis@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
It’s wed-nes-day.
Or so my wife insists, while giggling.
Enkrod@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
The d before n is inherited from the original name Wodans dag (like Tiu's dag, Thor's dag and Frey's dag inherited through the Saxons and Danes from pagan germanic gods)
The rest is just linguistic shift through the centuries of changing language. Like Dag -> Day while for example in German Dag -> Tag.
But the root of the word is still Wodan then old english Weoden then Wedn.
Silentiea@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Same guy as Marvel's Odin.
Enkrod@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
Exactly, just more (and different) linguistic shift. Woðanaz -> Woden -> Oden -> Odin
pythonoob@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
Go ahead and say it literally. The middle syllable is still barely noticeable when said quickly.
That's probably why it got dropped.
Malfeasant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
My wife says "wheelbarrel" and I giggle every time.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
SeabassDan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
So you're just gonna leave me here saying puh-nay-shuh and not tell me how it should be?
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
The rest I can understand, but... only?
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
I had heard the word “only” spoken in English, but didn’t know how to spell it. At the same time, I had seen the word written, but thought it was pronounced “on-lie” — oddly enough, I had never heard anyone use “on-lie” in speech; I thought it was one of those words that exist but aren’t used very much, like “splendid” or “indubitably”.
I just remembered I also had trouble for so long with the English words “union” (pronounced like English “onion”) and “onion” (pronounced “onny-on” or “on-ion”).
agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I don't think I've ever seen Aloysius written.
newbeni@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I got Linux wrong for a while
pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 2y
You can just look up words in the dictionary and look up the phonetic pronunciation key to refresh your memory. It pays to do this every once in a while.
felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Trough?
Seudo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
We've probably all said a sentence that no other person in history has ever said.
tinwhiskers@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I said automaton wrong for years. I said auto-maton instead of au-tomoton. I still cringe a bit thinking about it :-/
JustARegularNerd@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
I only just woke up so forgive me if you're right, did you mean automation?
tinwhiskers@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
No.
automaton — Noun: 1. A machine or robot designed to follow a precise sequence of instructions., 2. A person who acts like a machine or robot, often defined as having a monotonous lifestyle and lacking in emotion., 3. A formal system, such as a finite-state machine or cellular automaton., 4. A toy in the form of a mechanical figure. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/automaton
JustARegularNerd@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Huh, you learn something every day. Thanks for that
Mesa@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
At some point in my life I started enunciating every syllable of the word "comfortable," where as most Americans opt for "kuhmf-tr-bl." I don't remember when or why I started doing otherwise, but I can't go back now.
linearchaos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Contiguous. Didn't find out about that one till I got to college... That was embarrassing as f***.
angelsomething@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y
Likely to be “schedule”
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Lattice
cedarmesa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · -2 pts · 2y
If people can correct you then it means they understood it perfectly clear.
beardown@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
You underestimate the narcissism of small differences. As exemplified in the below recent local news clip that demonstrates the publics furor over the correct pronunciation of "pierogi."
https://youtu.be/Jgi-tZevbNc
^Also a great look into the mind of the average white working class swing state voter and where their priorities sit
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callouscomic@lemm.ee · -3 pts · 2y
Every time I mispronounce a word, people are assholes and make fun of me. Human beings are pieces of shit for so many reasons.