But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.
Baldness is something males experience so much more then females that it's considered sexist to point it out to a male. But having hair seems to be a lot more universal. Would categorize that more under human affirming care 🤣 which you know, he would still need because he is a lizard.
Yeah he’s rarely filmed from the side with normal lighting when he’s presenting on stage. He’s also wearing coats in press conferences to hide his body, just like his pet president does.
It's possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that's what it looks like to me
Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
Body armor typically covers from around the belly button to around the manubrium of the sternum. The reason I don't think the body armor thing is true true is because of the indents just under the breast/nipple area. Unless the vest is reeeally shaped like that, those curves would not show up. I think back to when I was wearing body armor and remember a pretty obvious line on the front portion where there was an obtuse angle formed as the shirt met the stiff portion and cascaded downwards, but no odd curves where the shirt was pulled tight after that, just wrinkles and folds where the fabric was loose.
Now, that being said, if this is super light body armor (and he's probably enough of an idiot to wear a level I vest and think it's enough), those might show up. The oddities on the back of the shirt do make it appear that something is going on underneath. The thick black line where the shirt is folding inwards could be because of the bottom of a vest, as it lies just around the level of the navel, as you'd expect with body armor. Just in front of the left elbow is another dark patch, which could be due to the fabric being pushed outwards around the location where the straps attach.
Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there
Yeah I always forget that he's just kinda shaped like a fat guy in a girdle several sizes too small. He probably wasn't always that shape. This seems to be the masculine version of spherical boobs
most men store fat around their guts aka visceral fat which you can't suck out instead of subcutaneous fat which is under the skin outside of your muscles and guts which you can suck out
I'd agree with you if there weren't unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same...just a lot more difficult to look at.
I think he's an oddly shaped moron, but I do find it really funny how the people who are supposedly all about body positivity and not putting others down are all gung ho about tearing apart the physical attributes of people they despise.
Again what you look like is irrelevant, it's not even really about it he even is weird looking or not. The fact it bothers him is relevant though. You can take offense if you want but it's a bit like being upset about someone making fun of Hitler for being a dopehead because you are a dopehead. There are some similarities but ideally there are huge huge deviations like murdering a couple million people or whatever.
I, personally, am taking no offense. I might be feeling more self-concious, tho
You say my likeness is irrelevant, but it did not feel irrelevant to me when I 've seen the post. Not that I assume that what I've felt should be relevant to you, I just decided to share these thoughts
If there are such good, explainable reasons to shit on this shitbag, I don't see how our similarities have any weight
what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?
You used you as the example not me I just used the same language to answer the question.
But it doesn't, you're quite literally looking for a reason to complain and in turn defend a Nazi. It's a weird choice and not one I would make but certainly one you are free to choose.
There's a ton some just hurt their ego which is really what they care about, but no no let's not hurt the Nazis feelings because maybe perhaps some theoretical person might take offense. It's even weirder when you know this is him trying to be less weird and with like over a billion dollars to do it and somehow he ended up shaped like a LEGO minifig.
While I'm not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.
Putin is a hard line communist. Do you know what that means? And I'm not talking about the socioeconomic philosophy of communism, I'm referring to the oppressive totalitarian "commies" who slaughtered millions of Russians and set up the entire "black market" economy (now called "oligarchs").
Putin is a violent, ruthless dictator supported by a corrupt oligarchy. While he might claim to borrow ideas from communism, 9/10 people I have heard supporting communism hate Putin.
And while I don't really like conservatives, I also think it's unfair to most conservatives to pretend Trump is "just conservative".
I find it interesting when people like you chime in without realizing the history behind the word "commie". Good for you. Ignorance is key to remaining under a dictator.
The shortened pejorative form of the word communist, born out of the red scare and McCarthyism? I'm familiar with the history of the term. I'm also familiar with the history of the word communist. And if you were as familiar with the history as you were pretending to be, you'd know that there's such a thing as anti-authoritarian communists such as anarchists, syndicalists, communalists, Marxist autonomists, and council communists. Ignorance is key to maintaining your libshit binary thinking
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NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca · 150 pts · 1y
Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.
LemmyTryThisAgain@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 1y
Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s
abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.
Sabata11792@ani.social · 4 pts · 1y
Just shedding his old skin.
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 26 pts · 1y
Maybe a corset when on stage?
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 22 pts · 1y
Hope it's not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Baldness is something males experience so much more then females that it's considered sexist to point it out to a male. But having hair seems to be a lot more universal. Would categorize that more under human affirming care 🤣 which you know, he would still need because he is a lizard.
SatanClaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y
Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Yeah he’s rarely filmed from the side with normal lighting when he’s presenting on stage. He’s also wearing coats in press conferences to hide his body, just like his pet president does.
x4740N@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
It's possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that's what it looks like to me
He's still a fat fucking idiot though
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
Doesnt look like a bulletproof vest either. Surprised he goes out without one.
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 118 pts · 1y
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 1y
Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
w3dd1e@lemm.ee · 112 pts · 1y
He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.
pyre@lemmy.world · 104 pts · 1y
for the unfamiliar:
x4740N@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 1y
How
It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca
pyre@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
it looks like something went wrong with the super soldier serum and he became a buff quasimodo instead
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
conditional_soup@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Came here to say just this.
SamboT@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 1y
Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest
Thwompthwomp@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.
ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 1y
There's only one way to find out
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
We're going to need a bigger bullet.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
.50 api it is then.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y
klemptor@startrek.website · 3 pts · 1y
The fuck is happening there? Jesus
Velonie@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
HGH
SamboT@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Bulletproof implants then
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Bullet resistant* vest
Evotech@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I think more like s bullet proof corset
Sabata11792@ani.social · 7 pts · 1y
That's not at all camouflaged.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
With a completely exposed face?
x4740N@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Not going to do anything if the gunman aims for the head
Kitathalla@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 1y
Body armor typically covers from around the belly button to around the manubrium of the sternum. The reason I don't think the body armor thing is true true is because of the indents just under the breast/nipple area. Unless the vest is reeeally shaped like that, those curves would not show up. I think back to when I was wearing body armor and remember a pretty obvious line on the front portion where there was an obtuse angle formed as the shirt met the stiff portion and cascaded downwards, but no odd curves where the shirt was pulled tight after that, just wrinkles and folds where the fabric was loose.
Now, that being said, if this is super light body armor (and he's probably enough of an idiot to wear a level I vest and think it's enough), those might show up. The oddities on the back of the shirt do make it appear that something is going on underneath. The thick black line where the shirt is folding inwards could be because of the bottom of a vest, as it lies just around the level of the navel, as you'd expect with body armor. Just in front of the left elbow is another dark patch, which could be due to the fabric being pushed outwards around the location where the straps attach.
KingGordon@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 1y
Bro built like a deep breath.
whostosay@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Lol this is awesome
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 48 pts · 1y
When you do roids but to lazy to workout.
martin4598@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
My thought, exactly
QuincyPeck@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y
He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 17 pts · 1y
Ohgawd he saw Liefeld's Captain America and said "I want that."
anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 39 pts · 1y
Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume
All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there
redlemace@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Man this is really smart comment and I was on board till I realized we've seen this man without a shirt. That is indeed his real shape.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Yeah I always forget that he's just kinda shaped like a fat guy in a girdle several sizes too small. He probably wasn't always that shape. This seems to be the masculine version of spherical boobs
GaMEChld@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Can't he just afford liposuction? He looks absurd.
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
most men store fat around their guts aka visceral fat which you can't suck out instead of subcutaneous fat which is under the skin outside of your muscles and guts which you can suck out
rippersnapper@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.
pfwood178@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Too much HGH
oakey66@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 1y
That girdle working overtime
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 1y
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 28 pts · 1y
He looks like a broiler chicken.
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 1y
He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing...
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It's uncanny. The pose is spot on. I assumed someone had shopped this to look like that on purpose.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 23 pts · 1y
MAKE CHESTS BARRELED AGAIN
Beefcyclone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
😂😂😂😂😂
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · 18 pts · 1y
Looks like an elderly woman who's boobs have migrated South to the belly
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y
It does however, make the target easier to hit
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y
That's a girdle if I've ever seen one.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I'd agree with you if there weren't unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same...just a lot more difficult to look at.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y
I was gonna call it a corset.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Nah corsets bulge vertically and someone of his wealth would probably have the money for one that would break before bulging like that
Slovene@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y
It's for boys. Teddy wears one too. It's called a boydle.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.
Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.
martin4598@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
That's what you get with steroids ans no sport.
WhatSay@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
He's wearing some type of corset, and his grossness is eternal
rational_lib@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
The butt implants were a mistake.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I don't know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.
Snowclone@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy...
Holyginz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Forget a brick shithouse, he's built like a brick of shit.
ratel@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
A shit brickhouse is the opposite term where I'm from.
Holyginz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
That works too!
cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y
"My Doge. My White House. My Dune."
Karl@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y
Is he on hrt?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Probably actually. He seems the type to take unnecessary extra testosterone
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Oh that's good! He's gonna not last long.
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 1y
I don't understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.
Snowclone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
A saxophone at least.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
The President is behind him too. I don't like either of them, but I can see why people would want to take a picture.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
sorry, I see you've made a typo there. The president is the man in black in the front of the photo, the one behind him is just a dog
Jollyllama@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
What happened to his ozempic bod?
jenny_ball@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
a lot of things about this picture look fake
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
It'd be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
Just need a good penetration value.
stevegiblets@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Not unless it's fleshy.
stevegiblets@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Maybe it's sub-dermal. that's the sort of thing our planet's finest mind would do. What a gift to mankind he is.
Chivera@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Behold the master race
aluminium@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Did he shop at the kid's isle?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y
*aisle, fyi.
hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y
Nah, he's definitely been to Epstein's Island
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
He's the most frumpy looking dude on earth
nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Dim MAGA with a low poly Lara Croft bust.
WiseScorpio@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
He is also high as fuck at this event, dragging of his kids around.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Sorta getting Dale Gribble vibes.
Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Do they not have hat sizes that can fit his gigantic fucking ego? He looks like the fat conductor from Thomas the tank engine
Chaves81@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
This is a clearly user of protection vest…
Bwoj@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
To be clear, this theory doesn’t invalidate what you said.
superdude6504@discuss.online · 8 pts · 1y
No, he really is shaped like that
conditional_soup@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
That may be, but it does kinda seem like there's some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Dude stole Conner O'Malley's under wardrobe.
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
He's too curvy to be a super fx chip render.
Majorllama@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
I think he's an oddly shaped moron, but I do find it really funny how the people who are supposedly all about body positivity and not putting others down are all gung ho about tearing apart the physical attributes of people they despise.
Hypocritical much?
Madison420@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Using intolerance against the intolerant isn't intolerant though.
If a Nazi is busy being a Nazi it's morally acceptable to say they look like an especially malformed mold reject of a Quasimodo figurine.
ruplicant@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
what if I lurk here, despise the man and happen to be physically very similar to him?
Madison420@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
No one would know and moreover if you aren't super intolerant the rule wouldn't apply to you anyway.
ruplicant@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 1y
would you worry I'd feel insecure with my appearance, though? should I just avoid these comments when I see them?
Madison420@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Again what you look like is irrelevant, it's not even really about it he even is weird looking or not. The fact it bothers him is relevant though. You can take offense if you want but it's a bit like being upset about someone making fun of Hitler for being a dopehead because you are a dopehead. There are some similarities but ideally there are huge huge deviations like murdering a couple million people or whatever.
ruplicant@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
I, personally, am taking no offense. I might be feeling more self-concious, tho
You say my likeness is irrelevant, but it did not feel irrelevant to me when I 've seen the post. Not that I assume that what I've felt should be relevant to you, I just decided to share these thoughts
If there are such good, explainable reasons to shit on this shitbag, I don't see how our similarities have any weight
I also hope I didn't just murder humour
Madison420@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
You used you as the example not me I just used the same language to answer the question.
But it doesn't, you're quite literally looking for a reason to complain and in turn defend a Nazi. It's a weird choice and not one I would make but certainly one you are free to choose.
There's a ton some just hurt their ego which is really what they care about, but no no let's not hurt the Nazis feelings because maybe perhaps some theoretical person might take offense. It's even weirder when you know this is him trying to be less weird and with like over a billion dollars to do it and somehow he ended up shaped like a LEGO minifig.
Majorllama@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 1y
That is almost the dumbest thing I've read on this website today.
You guys always have excuses for why your cognitive dissonance and hypocrisy is actually morally alright.
Madison420@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
It's not me dipshit read a book for fucks sake.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance#:~:text=The%20paradox%20of%20tolerance%20is,the%20very%20principle%20of%20tolerance.
asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1y
While I'm not in the camp that would make fun of him for his appearance (his existence is already a big enough joke), I think the logic comes from separating shaming people for their body versus attacking someone that you dislike and picking their body as the target. The key difference being in the reason for the body-centered insult; one is tied to hate for different looking people, whereas the other is tied to hating the person and finding something to attack about them.
parrhesia@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 1y
There are also people that aren't so much in the body positivity movement that make fun of Elon musk, but I guess you must have done your research
KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee · -3 pts · 1y
Fucking nazis and commies at the top of our government. What the actual fuck.
4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 1y
What commies? This makes no sense?!
KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 1y
I think it was a Freudian slip
KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Putin is a hard line communist. Do you know what that means? And I'm not talking about the socioeconomic philosophy of communism, I'm referring to the oppressive totalitarian "commies" who slaughtered millions of Russians and set up the entire "black market" economy (now called "oligarchs").
History is important in understanding context.
4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
Putin is a violent, ruthless dictator supported by a corrupt oligarchy. While he might claim to borrow ideas from communism, 9/10 people I have heard supporting communism hate Putin.
And while I don't really like conservatives, I also think it's unfair to most conservatives to pretend Trump is "just conservative".
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
Don't loop us into that nonsense. It's 1000000% fascists at the top. The closest you're getting to a communist in the federal government is Bernie
KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y
I find it interesting when people like you chime in without realizing the history behind the word "commie". Good for you. Ignorance is key to remaining under a dictator.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
The shortened pejorative form of the word communist, born out of the red scare and McCarthyism? I'm familiar with the history of the term. I'm also familiar with the history of the word communist. And if you were as familiar with the history as you were pretending to be, you'd know that there's such a thing as anti-authoritarian communists such as anarchists, syndicalists, communalists, Marxist autonomists, and council communists. Ignorance is key to maintaining your libshit binary thinking
b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Could you please name one of these “commies”?
KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Sure, just not for you.