Out of 10. Be specific!

245 points · 74 comments · view on lemmy.world

74 Comments

Mrkawfee@feddit.uk · 104 pts · 357d (1 reply)

Reminds me of an early Bart Simpson

Quadhammer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 356d

Looks like Barts older cousin

Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 357d

I immediately downvoted this fork.. then scrolled back because I hate the fork, not the post. -238/10

DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 356d

Fuck OP for posting this awful fork/10

ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 357d

Insulting/purely decorative out of 10.

db2@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 357d (1 reply)

Knork/10

ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 5 pts · 357d

Not specific but technically follows the set rating system

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 357d
  1. I hate it, but it appears functional
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 356d

This fork isn't stamped out of sheet steel. It appears to have been forged out of a round bar stock. For that alone, it receives high marks, despite the unconventional appearance.

8/10.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 356d

finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 357d (1 reply)

Crab Fork

8/10 dependent on reasonably sized crab to accommodate.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 357d

Also good for oysters!

Professorozone@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 357d

Limited usefulness because it's too narrow. Don't like the asymmetry. Appearance looks a little crude. I wouldn't want one. Tines seem overly sharp.

Probably good for getting olives out of jars.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 357d (2 replies)

Why TF is Lemmy's nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?

I mean, that's half of mine. How did we get here?

Edit: 2/10. I hate it, but it has heft.

tamal3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 356d (1 reply)

Bricks? I've seen a surprising amount about utensils, but I think i missed the bricks.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 355d

It was a couple days ago, some greentext post about some anon's brother hates cement and cement blocks.

https://lemmy.today/post/36312407

RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 357d (5 replies)

3.145183813819291837

Specific enough?

Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 357d (3 replies)

I guess but I'd prefer a rational answer.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 357d (2 replies)

That is a rational number

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 356d (1 reply)

22/7 doesn't count

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 355d

3.145183813819291837 isn't the beginning of π, it's just some random number that happens to also start with 3.14

ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 7 pts · 357d

Yes, that's technically allowed.

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 356d

Because that fork has trisomy 21.

kwilson@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 357d

I'd give it a perfect 5/7

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 357d (1 reply)

I rate everything like Jason from The Good Place, a 1 to 13 scale with 8 as the highest. I give this a 10.

Nalivai@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 356d

Number five is number one. Number seven is number two. Number three and number four are tied for number three.

piefood@feddit.online · 8 pts · 357d

It looks like someone made a fork based on a toddler's drawing of a fork

GoddessGundy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 356d (1 reply)

If I got it at Goodwill for $.10, 6/10 because obviously that's a manufacturing dud but I'll give it a good home and use it when all the other utensils are dirty.

I wouldn't be surprised to see this pathetic waste in some Michelin star restaurant pretending it's trendy and they wasted hundreds buying 200 for $15 each. In that case -5/10.

untorquer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 355d

Nah the michelin waste should be higher because some rich asshole lost an investment and some chef got a dream job for a while.

jim3692@discuss.online · 7 pts · 356d (1 reply)

I prefer this one. Way more area in the handle for better grip.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 356d

That's not a fork that's a thnork

Badabinski@kbin.earth · 7 pts · 357d

backscratcher/10

trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 357d (4 replies)

I can not rate this based on this photo. It doesn't even show the complete fork. And how much does it weigh? Where's the banana for scale?

ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 12 pts · 357d (3 replies)

lunarul@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 357d

That's somehow worse

Kabulanolac@piefed.social · 9 pts · 357d (1 reply)

It looks like a Botero painting

cornshark@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 356d

The anime about Naruto's son?

Nariom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 357d (2 replies)

5/7

rmuk@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 357d (1 reply)

Perfect.

ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 2 pts · 357d

100%

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 356d

I like the 3 increasing gaps in the tines.

8/10 dessert fork conversation piece.

Also stealthy stabby. Might hide in a hidden emergency drawer.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 356d

Pretentious restaurant/10. They're going to serve you bubbles or pour chocolate sauce on your hands or some dumb shit.

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 357d

-2/10

falynns@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 356d

3/10. Not great, Bob.

hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 357d

Certainly less than a full 4.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 356d
  1. It's not a good spork.
Wutchilli@feddit.org · 4 pts · 357d

3/10 Probably balanced OK and has a certain comfy weight in your hand. But the shape is , all by very distinct, no good at differentiating between handle and fork head. Function wise is the ability to poke food with the fork in question OK but could be improved. But the ability to scoop things up is lost with this fork, the head is just to small and to thick. And i personally hate the different dept oft cut in the forkhead.

Stillwater@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 357d

4/10, not for the unique tines but for the bulbous and tapered handle. Not as comfortable to hold and use as your standard fork.

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 357d

Zero thousand.

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 4 pts · 357d

More practical than many Star Trek forks

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 357d

That looks like a fork at a restaurant where they try to convince you that this fork is better than a regular fork. With this fork, you get to experience the chefs childhood struggles growing up in poverty, withou proper tools to succeed in life. As you fumble around trying to scoop up your cashew foam and baked stick.

3/10 for the artistic expression
1/10 for the meal

kinther@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 356d

Gonna be a 3/10 from me dawg

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 357d

Dali/10

Donkter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 356d (1 reply)

Excellent for pokin' olives. 7/10

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 356d

I was gonna say eyes

rmuk@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 357d

4k

orenj@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 356d

8/10. While inneficient in material usage, its streamlined form and unique silhouette should make it easy to clean and find if one of the fam accidentally takes it home.

monk@lemmy.unboiled.info · 2 pts · 352d

8/10. -4 for unneeded weight, -3 for asymmetry making prongs short, +5 for actually sharp prongs. Looking at you, every other "fork" out there you.

TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 357d (1 reply)

Looks like it has good mouth-feel. As a fidget toy, 5/10; as a fork, 2/10

zululove@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 357d

You like a good mouthfeel don’t cha

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 356d

5 because it at least appears to do the job

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 356d

I like my forks like I like my women, thick and tall. I rate this fork 10/10.

Toes@ani.social · 2 pts · 356d

Looks pretty standard to me

tryagain@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 356d (1 reply)

Doesn't matter what the scale is: it's still zero.

mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 356d

Joke’s on you, the scale is from 3 to 17, and 13 is the highest rating.

olafurp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 355d

Will-stab-my-eye-out-to-never-see-it-again/10

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 357d

4/10.

Great for its intended use, but performs very poorly at some fork functions.

MTK@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 355d

7/10

Would suck for most situations but would excel in a few specific situations

dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 356d

I am particular about forks and spoons, preferring they are thin and relatively straight - this fork looks too thick, but I don't mind how narrow it is

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 356d

5.67/10

TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 355d

Tines are uneven, 4/10

untorquer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 355d

Something about the shape tells me this will be a 10/10 x-ray during an emergency room visit.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 355d

4 out of 5 prongs.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 348d

shove it up your ass/10