The fact that it's a picture of Jessica Simpson from the movie Private Valentine should tip some people off. Oddly enough they photoshopped the pic to change her name from Valentine to Lena and added nips lol
The only thing I can say about Jessica Simpson is that she might like mascara a bit too much, but ey, if she wants to keep up with her internal goth, who am I to criticize?
While I'm aware that she doesn't do her make-up for my benefit, after a quick google I have to say I find her appearance kind of disturbing in an uncanny valley kind of way.
She has very striking features and a super strong jaw-line.
If you had a kid on the battlefield, then it's basically a miracle you have lactating military women that can handle their nutritional needs without digging into company rations
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robocall@lemmy.world · 99 pts · 321d
Breast milk is full of nutrients that a combat solider needs on the battlefield.
funnyBunny@ani.social · 41 pts · 321d
The ideal American soldier is strong, hairless, and lactating.
lemmyknow@lemmy.today · 23 pts · 321d
Chat, is this real?
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 321d
Age a few years before you try the internet again.
And yes breast milk has nutrients, that’s the point of it.
30p87@feddit.org · 5 pts · 321d
Username checks out.
robdor@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 321d
Jane Cobb needs mudders milk
Lawnman23@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 321d
AtariDump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 321d
When do we get to go to the shitty planet where I’m a hero? -Wash
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 91 pts · 321d
This shouldn't need saying obvs but https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cnn-women-soldiers-breastfeed/
Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 321d
The fact that it's a picture of Jessica Simpson from the movie Private Valentine should tip some people off. Oddly enough they photoshopped the pic to change her name from Valentine to Lena and added nips lol
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 321d
Nipples are the chicken of the breast
null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 58 pts · 321d
Epic choice of stock photo here CNN people. The tiniest suggestion of visible nips.
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 33 pts · 321d
So it wasn't just me or my eyes.
edit: zoom in, it's more than a tiny suggestion
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 53 pts · 321d
Movie is Private Valentine, Actress is Jessica Simpson. There's more gratifying media of her online if that's what you're looking for
Edit: Oh, and it seems those nipple bumps are not in the movie screenshots.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 14 pts · 321d
The only thing I can say about Jessica Simpson is that she might like mascara a bit too much, but ey, if she wants to keep up with her internal goth, who am I to criticize?
null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 321d
While I'm aware that she doesn't do her make-up for my benefit, after a quick google I have to say I find her appearance kind of disturbing in an uncanny valley kind of way.
She has very striking features and a super strong jaw-line.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 321d
Media of her in a uniform like that though??
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 321d
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 321d
Not an actual CNN article, and the image is from a Jessica Simpson movie.
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 321d
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 30 pts · 321d
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 321d
::: spoiler Jim Carrey in that scene of “Me, Myself and Irene” NSFW
:::
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 321d
ICastFist@programming.dev · 6 pts · 321d
twice the watermark to indicate his double personality
kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 321d
Homelander?
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 15 pts · 321d
Oi! Omlandah! You cunt!
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 27 pts · 321d
Dwarf Fortress. Yes, my 1st axe has a newborn. And yes she’s going to take it with her into the field of battle.
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 321d
Knowing dwarf fortress the baby is going to.some how manage to survive a forgotten beast with webs AND manage to kill it.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 321d
Rimworld has taught me children are useful for loading artillery.
jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 321d
it just taught me the value of hostages (as organ doners)
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 320d
I love that using prisoners as a blood farm is a vanilla option in Rimworld lol
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 321d
Found the Canadian
whaleross@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 321d
I'd assume it would improve morale.
village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 321d
Not for the women who get raped by other soldiers because of it.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 321d
They're getting raped now anyway.
So this particular issue is not relevant to the military's rape problems.
fluxion@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 321d
If you had a kid on the battlefield, then it's basically a miracle you have lactating military women that can handle their nutritional needs without digging into company rations
blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 321d
Well it would be rather irresponsible to leave the kids at home alone.
wheezy@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 321d
Are we sure she wasn't working with ICE before this photo was taken?
robocall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 321d
Her face is uncovered
wheezy@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 321d
No one is talking about immigration and customs enforcement here.