Young Republican kids

The Jabbamensch

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MrSmiley@lemmy.zip · 164 pts · 333d (5 replies)

Millions of adults never mature mentally. There is now an entire political party of adults with the minds of children.

You can guess which party by looking for tue signs: avoids responsibility, poor emotional regulation, lack of accountability, impulsivity, difficulty to commitment, self-centered, black and white thinking, difficulty handling conflict, stagnation of personal growth.

Asafum@feddit.nl · 43 pts · 333d (3 replies)

For age, the way I put it is: the only thing you can determine for sure from a persons age is how many times the earth circled the sun since they were born. Age says nothing about maturity.

stoy@lemmy.zip · 36 pts · 333d (1 reply)

I use this quote to define an adult from a child, seems fitting with these guys:

an adult is a person who understands when it is appropriate to be childish

I have used this definition for a decade, and it has always shown to be accurate.

GOP guys are stuck in perpetual cycle of being a teenager who decide to throw out all their old toys, because they are a "man", and "men don't play with toys".

MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 333d

They're like 6 year olds who're told they need to be big boys to go to school so they do it. But at night they secretly cry and want to play with their toys.

drhodl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d

For real. You can be 90 years old with 90 years of experience and learning, or you can be 90 years old, having lived the same year over and over for the last 70 of them, like that obese orange fuck, Donny 2 Inches.

Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 332d

...sex with children.

polle@feddit.org · 77 pts · 333d (10 replies)

Why are they all fat?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 333d

Because fascism lures the insecure.

slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org · 47 pts · 333d (1 reply)

How are they not all related? They look like copy pastry dumbasses

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 333d

copy pastry

Lol

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 332d (2 replies)

Have you ever seen those old political cartoons about the 'upper' classes, depicting them all as extremely (like actually round in shape) fat folks always eating at a table while others starve? The stereotypical caricature came from somewhere in reality, and my bet is that eating all you want has always been a staple of people in a pretty good position in life.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 332d

And also people who have trouble knowing, or were never taught when enough is enough.

dubyakay@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 331d

This is also observed in Korea: in North Korean culture dear leader is always round, signalling abundance, while the opposite is true in the South, where food is actually abundant.

NeilBru@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Obesity signals authority to others due to the implied access to abundant food.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 332d

I don’t know about that.

Size tends too, and the stats on leaders and CEO heights kinda shows it.

But a few of these people just look like gluttons. Maybe too much time in front of a screen or just too much of the wrong kinds of food. Probably both.

scarabic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d

And where are the 3 missing people? I mean together they weigh as much as 8 people but I don’t know anyone actually named their rolls.

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 332d

They are medium size, it's okay.

andyburke@fedia.io · 64 pts · 333d (2 replies)

These people think YOU should be in a gas chamber. Fucking wild that these people think they're better than everyone. Wild.

drhodl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 332d

Yeah. It's like none of them have ever seen a mirror before. How tf do you get like that and actually believe you're superior genetically?

Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 332d

It's weird to expect charisma. Feels like a Hollywood intrusion.

Video killed the radio star type of thing.

simplejack@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Those chonker racists put the big in bigot.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 333d

chonkzillas.

Jaysyn@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 333d

Pillsbury Proud Boys.

Sludge@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 333d (6 replies)

These mfs built like jelly filled doughnuts.

LittleBorat3@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 333d (3 replies)

These are among the softest people I have ever seen.

4am@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Why do you think JD Vance and his couch fetish immediately ran to defend their reprehensible shitposting?

drhodl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d

Because they all look like couches ?

Furbag@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 333d

These are the weak men that bring the hard times that they're always harping on about. The call was coming from inside the house all along.

xorollo@leminal.space · 9 pts · 333d

They look like the meal team six picture from a week or so ago.

uawarebrah@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 333d

Bottom tier generics for real

b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 46 pts · 333d

Lmao these are the master race who want to put us all in death camps?

salacious_coaster@infosec.pub · 45 pts · 333d (3 replies)

They look exactly like I figured. At least half the legal industry in the red state where I live looks like these chuds.

lettruthout@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 333d (1 reply)

They seem to be eating well.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 333d

hence theres no skinny ones, they ate them all.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 333d

thier family trees have very few branches.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 333d

In German this kind of people are called "Schreibtischtäter", i.e. people who commit crimes while sitting at a desk.

EldenLord@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Ah yes, the "master race"

webp@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 333d

The fatster race

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 333d (10 replies)

Each and every one of them a solid reason we need to increase testing drinking water for lead.

JaymesRS@piefed.world · 19 pts · 333d (2 replies)
ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 333d

In 30-50 years we will maybe say this about stunted emotional development due to endocrine disruption from microplastics, or maybe social-behavioral disruption thanks to dopamine gaming from social media especially for youth, constant digital stimulation, pfas, ultra fine air particulate pollution, or whatever.

The point is the harm is happening still but we don’t care because much like when tobacco was becoming clear as a public health crisis. Or using your example like how it was fairly clear leaded gas had neurotoxic effects in like the 1920s almost immediately after they started using it because it kept destroying the brains of the gas factory workers, then they spent like 30 years studying it and basically finding atmospheric lead pollution increases as well as blood level concentration increases from engine exhaust.

But in both cases regulators drug their feet for decades while people literally died because god forbid they harm profits of companies to protect the public health and safety. We have some very clear ideas of what needs to be acted on now but we don’t because god forbid google be valued at 2.7 trillion dollars instead of 2.98 trillion

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 333d

These poster children for abortion didn't grow up with leaded gasoline. They had their paint chips with salsa.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 333d (5 replies)

Mostly unrelated, but uh, speaking of lead:

https://www.legalscoops.com/consumer-reports-warns-huel-black-edition-has-dangerous-lead-levels/

Uh yeah just general PSA, uh, if anyone happens to be a Huel enjoyer, maybe be aware that you may have been giving yourself lead and cadmium poisoning.

johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 333d (2 replies)

Holy shit thank you. I was on the huel train for a year or two, and was about to start up again. Guess not.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Glad this helped at least one person lol, yeah, last i remember, lead and cadmium are uh.... not essential nutrients, lets put it that way...

drhodl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 332d

They are in Ohio.....

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 332d (1 reply)
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 332d

On mobile, bad wrist, sometimes I'm in too much pain to spend too long wrangling search engines.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 333d

or go into a diet.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 35 pts · 333d (4 replies)

... how are all these people built with the proportions of fantasy dwarves, but scaled up?

... are they all midwesterners?

EDIT:

Well shit, my apologies to the Midwest.

Vermont.

Samuel Douglass, who is here pictured front and center with an apparently cheese -eating grin, was a state senator from Vermont.

I say was, because he just fucking resigned.

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5561818-douglass-resigns-young-republican-chat/

whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 333d

Midwestern values are obesity and panic

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 333d (2 replies)

Corn-fed.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 333d (1 reply)

I am genuienly not even trying to rude, I am just actually baffled.

Like, I currently live in the midwest.

... Seeing a group of people like this, who all have basically the same body build and fitness level... like yes, the stocky endomorph build is stereotypically associated with Midwesterners, and I do notice somewhat more of people who look lile this here versus where I'm from, other places I've spent a good deal of time in.

But walking into any random public space and seeing this group of 5 people would still be very fucking odd, unless maybe they were all over 55 years old.

This would be a weird note in mental log of my day, a notably uncommon thing to encounter, with them all being under 35, and thats with me having been living in the Midwest now for 2+ years.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 333d

They're probably all related

20cello@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 333d (5 replies)

Hopefully diabetes will kill those fascist fuckers

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 333d (4 replies)

if not type 2, then moderate exercise strains thier heart too much and it stops beating.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 333d (3 replies)

One can hope

tamal3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 333d (2 replies)

Y'all, we're eagerly waiting for the president to die. Please can we not pin the hopes of this country on the eventual deaths of 25 to 35-year-olds? Can we do something a little more proactive please?

Edit: To be clear, I'm not wishing for them to survive. I just think we need a better plan.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 333d

Nah, lost cause. Emigrated out already.

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 333d

Friday, midnight, under the brooklyn bridge. "Sic Semper Tyrannis".

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 28 pts · 333d (3 replies)

They have to embrace mazism because being white is the only thing left for them to feel superior from other people.

tamal3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 333d (2 replies)

Nazism* (took me longer than 10 seconds, so I figured I'd help the next dude)

Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 333d

I thought it was a term for getting fat. Mass gaining ideologies haha

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 1 pts · 332d

Autocorrect is pretty useless when is the girst lerwas, it's looks good not OK

urandom@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 332d (4 replies)

Now that’s a master race

shawn1122@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 332d (2 replies)
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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 332d (1 reply)

They have a lot of gravity.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 332d

if it gets high enough they might be able to collapse in on themselves.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 332d

in calorie count/day

AngryRobot@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 332d (1 reply)

They look exactly like I expect them to look. Soft and doughy.

veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 332d

Just Americans in general

AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 333d

They look exactly how I expected.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 332d (3 replies)

I’m not fat shaming, I’m Nazi shaming.

chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 332d (2 replies)

I need to lose weight (5'6.5" 220) and I was being judgy too

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 332d

it can be simple as walking all day, or cutting out a specific food.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 332d

As someone who is five five and went from 220 to 170 something you can do it dude.

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Look at this racist porkers. Suuuuueeeyyyyy suuuuueeeeyyyyy

MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 333d

Fatcysts

tehn00bi@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 333d

Won’t make it in hegseths army.

Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 332d (2 replies)

Peter Giunta got fired real quick. Processing his termination paperwork was the highlight of my workday. Bro threw away a well paying job, and amazing health insurance to play Nazi.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 20 pts · 333d (2 replies)

I just call them fascists, cause that is what they are.

MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Fat + fascist = fatcyst

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 333d

Underrated

barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 333d (1 reply)

I'll take unfuckable for 800 Nazi dollars Alex.

victorz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 333d

Like, my standards are pretty low right now I feel, but yeah, that word is accurate.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 332d

Which joker shrunk the Y-axis?

SunSunFuego@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 333d (5 replies)

i may never understand why americans tend to look like this...

TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 333d (3 replies)

High fructose corn syrup.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 333d

And the insistence that eating a fuck load of meat somehow makes you stronger without exercising.

SunSunFuego@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 333d (1 reply)

i currently try to gain weight, as i really need to.

i am using mass gainer protein and get abt 3000 calories daily which is already a CHORE. after 2 months i feel like it's impossible to get overweight with european foods lmao

but maybe i just burn it faster idk.

MBech@feddit.dk · 7 pts · 333d

As a fellow european trying to lose weight, I promise it is possible to gain weight from european foods. It's just a matter of portion sizes, and loving food enough.

technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 331d

Dumb culture -> dumb diet

It was a national scandal when Michelle Obama tried to improve the food of children. Otherwise it's been all bad.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 333d

Fatscism

drhodl@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 332d

What a pack of Daddy's Little Dumplings. I wonder if those guys ever heard of mirrors...?

halfapage@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 333d
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_lilith@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 332d (2 replies)

they look like someones mom dressed them and then took them to the lake for a "photo shoot" with her camera phone

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 332d (1 reply)

The men look like they expected to gain even more weight (and height in one case) and ordered their suits a size larger. Actually scratch that, they aren't buttoned so hard to tell. Maybe suits just don't look good on fat people, I haven't given this much consideration until now.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 332d

they copied the TRUMP's too long tie too.

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 333d (1 reply)

They look like they need a couch to themselves

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 333d

there are a ton of Nazis in the picture, not many though

Greddan@feddit.org · 14 pts · 333d (1 reply)
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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 333d

Make America Healthy Again! /s

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 332d (2 replies)

Wow you can really see the superior genes there/s

hardcoreufo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 332d (1 reply)

Their jeans have to be superior to contain their girthy thighs.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 332d

and thier socks have to be elastic enough to sustain those mega-cankles.

Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 332d

Bunch of neo-Nazi losers with shit eating grins and they gobbled down too many Happy Meals growing up.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 333d

Ah, even better. You see, when a kid says hateful things, they get a talking too and punished. But you should NEVER hit your kids.

Adults, on the other hand, perfectly alright to punch hate spewing fascists right in their breadbaskets.

FinalRemix@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 333d

Where mem?

MrMakabar@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 333d

Holy crap, they look like me wearing a suit. Nothing fits properly, because I have been too lazy to buy a new one, because I use it maybe once a year if that. Only that they all work in Washington and I at least know that I should button up the jacket when standing.

pepperonisalami@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 333d

Holy shit that aspect ratio is something else alright

CitizenKong@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 333d

How old were all those guys working for Doge again? They were old enough to dismantle the government, so they must have been plenty qualified, right? Right?

selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 332d

Running their mouths because they don't expect to get punched. They look exactly how I would have pictured-- stupid, ugly in and out, overweight, pathetic, probably smells...

I hope they go to jail. They look like they'd be someone's butch first day

betanumerus@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 333d
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Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 333d

Some credit to JD Vance, the two dudes on the outsides absolutely look like you put a 13 year old's face on a fat, tall 13-year-old body.

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 333d

I know this is extremely politically incorrect and against everything i fight for but they actually all look like inflatable balloon figurines. Insane thing to see.

merdaverse@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 333d

Their logo should be a fasces with french fries instead of sticks

ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al · 8 pts · 333d (3 replies)

Were there actual young people in the chat? None of these people are young

Damage@feddit.it · 18 pts · 333d (2 replies)

"Young" for hard conservatives means "hasn't inherited dad's fortune yet"

Sybilvane@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Unless they're a minority, in which case they become "youth" as soon as they're born and are treated like adults as soon as they can talk.

MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 333d

Youth as in Hitler Youth?

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 333d

The next time someone says they are kids, ask them if you think someone should go to prison for pedophile charges for having sex with people 24-35.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 333d

Some kids are assholes, but not all assholes are kids.

webdox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 333d
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gergolippai@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 332d (1 reply)

Are the numbers their weight in stone?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 332d

1 boulder.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 333d

Whow. those are kids? a steady diet of hate and pre-used cheetos will really age you, I guess.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 333d

Every single one looks like an intern propped up by their parent’s money and connections.

mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 333d

all their parents are cousins.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 332d

LOL did grandma buy their suits or what.

fibojoly@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 332d (1 reply)

Well, under 30 is young kids, when your leaders are all in their 70's... But yeah, it's totally misleading.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 332d

these "kids" look like they are in thier 40s pushing 50.

badbytes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 333d (2 replies)

Fugly bunch

Heikki2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 332d

The "master race"

MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d

Some might say unfuckable.

Witchfire@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 332d (1 reply)

So this is what ubermensch look like. Gross.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 332d

hitler would call them Untermensch instead.

HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 330d

I remember being a precocious little 35 year old

Heikki2@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 333d

Ill bet these "kids" could make both a room and chat room smell bad by being in it

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 332d

Holy shit, my dude in the middle with the trump tie. I really hope his friends are staging an intervention. That’s so sad, I can’t imagine not saying something if he was in my life. Just, ouch.

Someone needs to show him there are other ways. We’re so much better without this shit.

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 333d (5 replies)

Holy shit. The Lemmy left is being fatphobic in the comments?! I am shocked and appalled and stunned and offended and flabberghasted and please keep going don't mind me.

__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 332d

Context matters. These are people who claim they are "superior" to others.

massacre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 333d

Not fat shaming them myself. It has been my observation that those lacking confidence often belittle others to make themselves feel better. You see the same with bullying. Of course lack of education and no exposure to other cultures and people are involved.

Quick edit: that I believe you were being sarcastic and chose to respond a bit more seriously. Carry on'

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 332d

fatphobia isnt really a thing, because its mostly a CHOICE.

drhodl@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 332d (1 reply)

These cunts are all wealthy. They can afford the best food, and exercise equipment. There's nothing wrong with mocking lazy fat cunts who exist that way through choice. Especially those with leadership aspirations. Especially those that mock others. That whole photo looks like it stinks of Body Odour. But I'm sure to you right wing cunts, the only thing that matters is how pearly pink their skin is.

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 332d

I am not right wing

This is why we can't have the death penalty lol

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 329d

They look like they enjoy mayonnaise casserole for a midnight snack

jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 333d (1 reply)

This photo looks so weird, I don't know if it's the ill fitting suits or the strange arrangement of people by sizes and presented gender ...

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 332d

its thier wierd grin and forced smile. it has some used car salesman, or contigency lawyer vibes.

Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 333d

More than 50% of them are gen z

OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 332d (1 reply)

Context?

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 332d

Apparently republicans of all ages are racist and pretty horrific. There's some news articles if you want to search their names.