Let's get real: What's your favourite Dinosaur? And why?

Naturally, it’s Ankylosaurus. Just look at this armoured tactical turtle and tell me you do not love this silly little guy!

Just wanting to eat his plants. Wanna gnaw on him? Tough luck, it hurts and you cannot crack that shell. Also, he will fucking break your kneecaps with his built-in hammer while you’re bothering him.

Spirit animal.

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118 Comments

protist@mander.xyz · 31 pts · 308d (10 replies)

Therazinosaurus. What even is this thing? Look at this big pokey boi:

antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 308d (3 replies)

I grew up with this even weirder reconstruction:

four@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 308d (2 replies)

For a second I thought you're saying that you grew up with this guy lol

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Yeah, we had a Spanish class together in 9th grade.

Trail@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 307d

Erasmus?

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 308d

They're so doofy. I love them.

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

Tickle chicken!! This guy is my favorite second only to true dilophosaur which was much larger than the Jurassic park depiction and probably didn't have the frill or acid spit because it was the largest predator in it's area.

GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 307d
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VivianRixia@piefed.social · 1 pts · 308d

What if those giant claws were webbed and it was actually some kind of weird prehistoric duck waddling around everywhere.

tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 308d

I mean is this really necessary.

spittingimage@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d

Looks like a herbivore who discovered a love for really fresh ham.

negativenull@piefed.world · 22 pts · 308d (7 replies)

Camarasaurus, because I found a tooth of one while volunteering on a dig site

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 308d (5 replies)

how big was it? (the tooth)

negativenull@piefed.world · 11 pts · 308d (4 replies)

Camarasaurus has large teeth for a Sauropod. They are like little shovels. This one was worn down quite a bit, so the Paelo on site said it was likely an older adult:


You can see a skull of one here for reference:

thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 308d (1 reply)

That is truly AWESOME!

Thank you for sharing

negativenull@piefed.world · 2 pts · 308d

It was very exciting. I'm hoping to do more volunteering of that sort again.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 308d (1 reply)

That skull looks like a cockpit. Is it missing pieces? Seems like it would not protect well.

negativenull@piefed.world · 2 pts · 308d

Full skulls from Saurpods are fairly rare, since they are so fragile. They are huge animals though. Camarasaurus was much taller than the largest predator at the time (Allosaurus). They were up to like 70 feet long, and 30ish tons. Allosaurus was 30 feet long (still long), but only 2-3 tons. A full grown Camarasaurus would probably just fine. Young ones would be very vulnerable (but they did grow SUPER fast compared to mammals)

tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 308d

I wonder what it tastes like.

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Triceratops. The only thing wrong with rhinos are that they have too few horns and not enough armor plating.

Geodad@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d
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zxqwas@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 308d (4 replies)

I like the triceratops. Having three pointy bits makes it 50% more awesome than rhinos.

four@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 308d (2 replies)

Unicorns are even lower on the list then?

zxqwas@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Yes, and lets not get started on regular horses.

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d

Still beats the stupid long horse...

spizzat2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 308d

Just wait until you hear about Styrofoamosaurus Styracosaurus!

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 308d (2 replies)
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anon6789@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 308d

Very awesome animals, but I don't think these are technically dinos.

InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 308d

Diplodocus

Endmaker@ani.social · 12 pts · 308d

Fantail. It is pretty cute.

birb (Fantail)

If it has to be extinct, then Deinonychus. It is like the Velociraptor, but is actually big enough to mean business.

justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io · 11 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Spinosaurus.

Because it stymies paleontologists seemingly every time one of them tries to figure it out.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d

Jurassic Park III was where I first noticed them and started learning. One of the scarier dinosaurs from any of those movies.

FreeBeard@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Quetzalcoatlus. Technically it isn't a dinosaur but that makes it - and me accordingly - even more special.

diykeyboards@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 308d

Same. Giraffe-sized flying nightmare with the wingspan of a Cessna that can swallow you whole. Hell yeah.

bunkyprewster@startrek.website · 11 pts · 308d (7 replies)

Pachycephalosaurus the thick headed one

tomiant@piefed.social · 6 pts · 308d (1 reply)

The head knocking matches those things must have had within their species would have been insane! Like goats, only like, a hundred goats per goat.

Edit: Apparently, they were not that big, so maybe only like two handfuls of goats. Which is still a lot of goats.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

Wonder if there were fainting Pachycephalosaurs. :)

spittingimage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

I always thought they'd sound like coconuts when they rammed together.

Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Could I interest you in a Micropachycephalosaurus? It's like a Pachycephalosaurus, but fun sized!

bunkyprewster@startrek.website · 1 pts · 308d

I always appreciate a smaller sized version of my favorites

VivianRixia@piefed.social · 1 pts · 308d (1 reply)

I bet these things probably had some really cool brain protection similar to how today's woodpeckers do.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d

Woodpeckers use their tongue for padding. I'm always in wonder when I hear one go off, sounds like a Warthog laying down fire.

Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 308d (4 replies)

I have a few.

By far the frontrunner is Parasaurolophus. Hadrosaurs are cool, Lambeosaurid Hadrosaurs are cooler. Not to besmirch my boy Edmontosaurus tho. The biggest Hadrosaur is also on my list.

I am also a big fan of the Borealopelta. This is a Nodosaurid Ankylosaur, meaning it has shoulder spikes instead of a tail club. I like this guy because of the story of its discovery, as well as the fantastic display at the Royal Tyrrell Museum. Also helps that it's the most intact armored dino ever found.

Finally there is the Regaliceratops. Like a Triceratops, but with a super fun crown!

dkppunk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d (3 replies)

Yes! I have always loved the parasaurolophus!

El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 308d
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Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 308d (1 reply)
dkppunk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

I do enjoy them but I’m a bad gamer (I only play one game consistently). I added it to my wishlist to check out when it’s on sale. Thanks for the info!

Valmond@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 308d

Chicken ofc 🍗

Jyrdano@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 308d (3 replies)

Stegosaurus. Cant beat the classic. Though Iguanodon is close second.

Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 308d (1 reply)

There is a company called Stego Industries that has a Stegosaurus as their logo. Sounds cool, right? Wrong! They are awful. They make plastic liners that go below concrete slabs, so under the whole building. STEGOSAURUS MEANS ROOF LIZARD!!! The only construction product worthy of the Stego name should be shingles >:[

tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 308d

Faith in everything destroyed.

tensorpudding@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d

Stegosaurus is pretty great, I was always a fan of them, especially their thagomizers.

snooggums@piefed.world · 9 pts · 308d (1 reply)

At this moment it is the stegosaurus. The tiny ass head, huge plates down the back, thunder thighs, and thagomizer named by a cartoonist is just awesome sauce.

Plus there are more millions of years between the stegosaurus and the tyrannosaurus than between the tyrannosaurus and humans.

Fluke@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 308d

Yes. Finally, some love for Steg 😁

gilgameth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 308d

You gave the correct answer. Done.

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 308d (1 reply)
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negativenull@piefed.world · 1 pts · 308d

Plus this dude in the hat

Horta@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Technically not a dinosaur but a Pterosaur, but still, Quetzalcoatlus https://dino.fandom.com/wiki/Quetzalcoatlus.

Would make my morning commute way more fun.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d

Quetzalcoatlus gets my vote as scariest creature to have ever lived. If one landed in my yard and saw me through the window, decided it wanted in, it is getting in.

I could maybe prevail with the 12-gauge sitting here, but I wouldn't bet on it. By the time I got over the shock of seeing it, the thing would crash it's head through my front window and snatch me. Betting one could hammer through the roof given a couple of minutes.

Outdoors? Pretty much zero hope. Long beak, flies, moves fast, morals of a seagull? Yikes.

ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 308d

Protoceratops because I am completely convinced they would be cool hanging out on the couch, playing fetch, and otherwise acting like a dinosaur house pet.

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 308d (9 replies)

Hell yeah, Ankylosaurus! That little doom wagon has been my favorite since I was a little kid!

Really surprised to see that he inspired the post to begin with, as most people don't know what it is!

negativenull@piefed.world · 12 pts · 308d (7 replies)

Ankies rock! Check out this mummified then petrified Nodosaur (a type of Ankylosaur)

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mummified-armored-dinosaur-makes-its-debut-1-180963311/

Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 308d (3 replies)

Heck yeah! Borealopelta in the house!!!! Have you seen this in person? I was thoroughly intimidated! It was like looking at a dragon or something. So cool!

negativenull@piefed.world · 4 pts · 308d (2 replies)

I have not been up to Alberta yet. I've been wanting to take my son

Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 308d (1 reply)

The Tyrrell has some fantastic displays! Their Tyrannosaur section really makes you empathize with the Jurassic Park lawyer. Black Beauty is particularly magnificent. I highly recommend the town of Drumheller as well. Lots of wacky dino statues around town. They lean heavily into the motif.

negativenull@piefed.world · 1 pts · 308d

The Tyrrell is exactly the museum I'm after. Thank you for the further recommendations!

tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 308d (2 replies)

It is so INSANE they found this. Just the astronomical odds of everything coming together like that...

negativenull@piefed.world · 2 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Agreed. It's mind blowing

tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 308d

I am glad I showed it to my mother before she died. Because I was like, "they found a fucking dinosaur, LOOK AT IT!", and she was like "Holy shit!".

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 308d

Heck yeah! !Ankmemes@sh.itjust.works is calling

Geobloke@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 308d (3 replies)

Just discovered postosuchus, which is a bipedal croc and as an Aussie I'm obliged to love crocodiles. What? It isn't a dinosaur?

protist@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Postosuchus is terrifying. Imagine a 20 ft (6 m) alligator with long legs that can run long distances. They think it might have even run upright on its hind legs. Alas, not a dinosaur

Geobloke@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 308d

As a fellow suchus enjoyed may I introduce the quinkana, a land crocodile that chased land mammals, would have lived along side komodo dragons and would've been seen by indigenous Australians

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 307d

its pseudosuchian clade. which includes other crocodile-like relatives.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 308d (1 reply)

The lad with the thagomizer. Because of the thagomizer.

Hazor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d

Stegosaurs! For those who don't know how the name came about, look it up if you'd like a chuckle.

kurcatovium@piefed.social · 5 pts · 308d (5 replies)

When I was a kid I really liked allosaurus. Everyone knew and liked tyrannosaurus, which made him too mainstream. I also had a book with really cool visualisation of allosaurus which helped me to prefer this bad mf.

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d (2 replies)

I do hope the book wasn't this one...

kurcatovium@piefed.social · 2 pts · 307d (1 reply)

Well, it wasn't... but it's interesting you know of such a book. Coincidence?

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 307d

It was passed to me as all internet traditions come and now I'm passing it to you. It's actually a pretty good read, easily the most absurd thing I've experienced in a book.

spittingimage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Allosaurus is like a T-Rex that never skipped arm day. Respect.

kurcatovium@piefed.social · 2 pts · 307d

Exactly!

Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 308d

Sauropods because BIG

But really, I mean look at those things!! They traveled together in herds and the size of them meant that as they walked, the strata of the earth was fucking shuffled. How cool is that?????

spittingimage@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d

Ankylosaurus is a strong contender. Really strong contender. But stegosaurus is still MVP.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 308d (1 reply)

The little tiny raptor things. I don't remember what they're called.

Phunter@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 308d

Compys! Or Compsognathus if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Chicken. It tastes good.

Trail@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 307d

Came here to say this. Glad you saved me the time to type it out.

Hmm but now I typed a longer response. Damnit.

Hazor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d

Titanosaurs! 100+ feet long, 100+ tonnes. Imagine if a blue whale had legs and a long neck. And it walked around. We would be like mice to them, or insects to the largest ones.

vane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Denver, the Last Dinosaur

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

He's my friend and a whole lot more!

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Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d (4 replies)

I have this feeling that Michael Crichton, the author of Jurassic park, fucking hated the Stegosaurus. Every time it comes up in the book he shit talks it relentlessly for being stupid, clumsy, and wholly incapable of self preservation.

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shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d (2 replies)

I'm younger than he would be and we were taught that stegosaurs were so dumb they had to have a second brain in their spine to run their ass end.

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Which turns out to likely be entirely made up.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

That's the point! :) Crichton never got updated it seems. In retrospect, it's kinda hard to believe they were dumber than cows or chickens. No large animal could survive being as dumb as they were made out.

sylveon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 307d

The peregrine falcon. Because it’s the fastest animal (that we know of)!

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 308d

Stegos all the way. 🥰

remon@ani.social · 3 pts · 308d

Mh .... either chicken or great tits.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 307d

enanthiornes, the "opposite birds" that are not related to the birds as we know it.

anon6789@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

Young me: triceratops all the way. A bulldozer with horns, plus it wouldn't eat me. Not as over the top with horns as styracosaurus.

Current me: ankylosaurs. Always thought they were unique, but young me also found them weird looking. Now I see it as a giant armadillo with a massive club.

Shout out to ichthyosaurs and pterosaurs. Not dinos but very awesome and terrifying creatures. I feel much safer knowing neither is around anymore though. gh.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 307d

Any dead one. They are f-ing dangerous.

KaChilde@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 307d

Any of the Hadrosauridae. Probably Lambeosaurus, specifically for the cover to one of the Dinotopia paperbacks:

More recently it has been determined that hadrosaur likely walked most frequently on all fours, with a larger tail. Still amazing looking creatures (credit to Gabriel Ugueto for the art):

Alcyonaria@piefed.world · 2 pts · 307d

Nutteman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

Yer mum

Klear@quokk.au · 2 pts · 307d

Euoplocephalus, because I'm a hipster.

Honourable mention to anurognathus. Pterosaur rather than dinosaur, but so cute!

adhd_traco@piefed.social · 2 pts · 308d

Apparently Pterodactyls aren't Dinosaurs :(

Also, I think this belongs here: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/oct/23/dinosaurs-asteroid-struck-research

ace_garp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

This thread is the best booster-pack.

bazzett@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

I have a soft spot for two dinos because of videogames:

  • Giganotosaurus: Because Dino Crisis 2. I mean, I know that its size was greatly exaggerated, but I'll never forget how damn frightening it was when you were about to fight the T. rex and suddenly, bam!, a fucking thing twice it's size appeared and kicked its ass like it was nothing.

  • Utahraptor. Many years ago, there was a little game called "Primal Prey", where you could go back in time and hunt for dinos. I thought (again) that the T. rex would be the most frightening, but when I got to the part where you have to hunt for the Utahraptor, oh boy, I almost pissed myself because this dude appeared behind me out of nowhere and killed me in an instant. Since then I've really liked this species.

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 307d

Your grandma

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 308d

Mine is Triceratops, they look cool with their horns and frill. They were cool because they could defend themselves from T-Rex in the books.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 307d

Dinosaur? None really. But I really like the explosion of life in the Cambrian (give or take a little) period was like nature trying out all kinds of absolutely crazy shit just to see what worked. I really like just checking out the era, truly alien and bizarre. So no favorite dinosaur, but definitely an era.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d

Iguanodon. Also known as the Bro-asaurus.

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 308d

OP: come to !Ankmemes@sh.itjust.works !

SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d

Steggy sore ass

Bonifratz@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 308d

I was going to answer your question, but then you answered everything perfectly in your own post. It is Ankylosaurus, naturally.

SirDankbud@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 308d

Ceratosaurus! Its basically a t-rex and triceratops mixed together.

mad_lentil@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 307d

Steg

noxypaws@pawb.social · 1 pts · 308d

Harpy eagle

fxleak@lemmings.world · 0 pts · 308d (5 replies)

Dinosaurs aren't real.

Geodad@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d (4 replies)
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n0respect@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d (3 replies)

They used to be real. But they aren't real now.

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LOLseas@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 308d

Birds aren't real.

tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 308d

But cassowaries!