Naturally, it’s Ankylosaurus. Just look at this armoured tactical turtle and tell me you do not love this silly little guy!
Just wanting to eat his plants. Wanna gnaw on him? Tough luck, it hurts and you cannot crack that shell. Also, he will fucking break your kneecaps with his built-in hammer while you’re bothering him.
Spirit animal.
118 Comments
protist@mander.xyz · 31 pts · 308d
Therazinosaurus. What even is this thing? Look at this big pokey boi:
antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 308d
I grew up with this even weirder reconstruction:
four@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 308d
For a second I thought you're saying that you grew up with this guy lol
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 308d
Yeah, we had a Spanish class together in 9th grade.
Trail@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 307d
Erasmus?
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 308d
They're so doofy. I love them.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
Tickle chicken!! This guy is my favorite second only to true dilophosaur which was much larger than the Jurassic park depiction and probably didn't have the frill or acid spit because it was the largest predator in it's area.
GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 307d
VivianRixia@piefed.social · 1 pts · 308d
What if those giant claws were webbed and it was actually some kind of weird prehistoric duck waddling around everywhere.
tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 308d
I mean is this really necessary.
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d
Looks like a herbivore who discovered a love for really fresh ham.
negativenull@piefed.world · 22 pts · 308d
Camarasaurus, because I found a tooth of one while volunteering on a dig site


thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 308d
how big was it? (the tooth)
negativenull@piefed.world · 11 pts · 308d
Camarasaurus has large teeth for a Sauropod. They are like little shovels. This one was worn down quite a bit, so the Paelo on site said it was likely an older adult:



You can see a skull of one here for reference:
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 308d
That is truly AWESOME!
Thank you for sharing
negativenull@piefed.world · 2 pts · 308d
It was very exciting. I'm hoping to do more volunteering of that sort again.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 308d
That skull looks like a cockpit. Is it missing pieces? Seems like it would not protect well.
negativenull@piefed.world · 2 pts · 308d
Full skulls from Saurpods are fairly rare, since they are so fragile. They are huge animals though. Camarasaurus was much taller than the largest predator at the time (Allosaurus). They were up to like 70 feet long, and 30ish tons. Allosaurus was 30 feet long (still long), but only 2-3 tons. A full grown Camarasaurus would probably just fine. Young ones would be very vulnerable (but they did grow SUPER fast compared to mammals)
tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 308d
I wonder what it tastes like.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 308d
Triceratops. The only thing wrong with rhinos are that they have too few horns and not enough armor plating.
Geodad@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d
zxqwas@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 308d
I like the triceratops. Having three pointy bits makes it 50% more awesome than rhinos.
four@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 308d
Unicorns are even lower on the list then?
zxqwas@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 308d
Yes, and lets not get started on regular horses.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d
Still beats the stupid long horse...
spizzat2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 308d
Just wait until you hear about
StyrofoamosaurusStyracosaurus!gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 308d
anon6789@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 308d
Very awesome animals, but I don't think these are technically dinos.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 308d
Diplodocus
Endmaker@ani.social · 12 pts · 308d
Fantail. It is pretty cute.
If it has to be extinct, then Deinonychus. It is like the Velociraptor, but is actually big enough to mean business.
justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io · 11 pts · 308d
Spinosaurus.
Because it stymies paleontologists seemingly every time one of them tries to figure it out.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d
Jurassic Park III was where I first noticed them and started learning. One of the scarier dinosaurs from any of those movies.
FreeBeard@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 308d
Quetzalcoatlus. Technically it isn't a dinosaur but that makes it - and me accordingly - even more special.
diykeyboards@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 308d
Same. Giraffe-sized flying nightmare with the wingspan of a Cessna that can swallow you whole. Hell yeah.
bunkyprewster@startrek.website · 11 pts · 308d
Pachycephalosaurus the thick headed one
tomiant@piefed.social · 6 pts · 308d
The head knocking matches those things must have had within their species would have been insane! Like goats, only like, a hundred goats per goat.
Edit: Apparently, they were not that big, so maybe only like two handfuls of goats. Which is still a lot of goats.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
Wonder if there were fainting Pachycephalosaurs. :)
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
I always thought they'd sound like coconuts when they rammed together.
Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 308d
Could I interest you in a Micropachycephalosaurus? It's like a Pachycephalosaurus, but fun sized!
bunkyprewster@startrek.website · 1 pts · 308d
I always appreciate a smaller sized version of my favorites
VivianRixia@piefed.social · 1 pts · 308d
I bet these things probably had some really cool brain protection similar to how today's woodpeckers do.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d
Woodpeckers use their tongue for padding. I'm always in wonder when I hear one go off, sounds like a Warthog laying down fire.
Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 308d
I have a few.
By far the frontrunner is Parasaurolophus. Hadrosaurs are cool, Lambeosaurid Hadrosaurs are cooler. Not to besmirch my boy Edmontosaurus tho. The biggest Hadrosaur is also on my list.
I am also a big fan of the Borealopelta. This is a Nodosaurid Ankylosaur, meaning it has shoulder spikes instead of a tail club. I like this guy because of the story of its discovery, as well as the fantastic display at the Royal Tyrrell Museum. Also helps that it's the most intact armored dino ever found.
Finally there is the Regaliceratops. Like a Triceratops, but with a super fun crown!
dkppunk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d
Yes! I have always loved the parasaurolophus!
El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 308d
Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 308d
Are you also a fan of farming sims?
dkppunk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
I do enjoy them but I’m a bad gamer (I only play one game consistently). I added it to my wishlist to check out when it’s on sale. Thanks for the info!
Valmond@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 308d
Chicken ofc 🍗
Jyrdano@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 308d
Stegosaurus. Cant beat the classic. Though Iguanodon is close second.
Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 308d
There is a company called Stego Industries that has a Stegosaurus as their logo. Sounds cool, right? Wrong! They are awful. They make plastic liners that go below concrete slabs, so under the whole building. STEGOSAURUS MEANS ROOF LIZARD!!! The only construction product worthy of the Stego name should be shingles >:[
tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 308d
Faith in everything destroyed.
tensorpudding@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d
Stegosaurus is pretty great, I was always a fan of them, especially their thagomizers.
snooggums@piefed.world · 9 pts · 308d
At this moment it is the stegosaurus. The tiny ass head, huge plates down the back, thunder thighs, and thagomizer named by a cartoonist is just awesome sauce.
Plus there are more millions of years between the stegosaurus and the tyrannosaurus than between the tyrannosaurus and humans.
Fluke@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 308d
Yes. Finally, some love for Steg 😁
gilgameth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 308d
You gave the correct answer. Done.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 308d
negativenull@piefed.world · 1 pts · 308d
Plus this dude in the hat

Horta@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 308d
Technically not a dinosaur but a Pterosaur, but still, Quetzalcoatlus https://dino.fandom.com/wiki/Quetzalcoatlus.
Would make my morning commute way more fun.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d
Quetzalcoatlus gets my vote as scariest creature to have ever lived. If one landed in my yard and saw me through the window, decided it wanted in, it is getting in.
I could maybe prevail with the 12-gauge sitting here, but I wouldn't bet on it. By the time I got over the shock of seeing it, the thing would crash it's head through my front window and snatch me. Betting one could hammer through the roof given a couple of minutes.
Outdoors? Pretty much zero hope. Long beak, flies, moves fast, morals of a seagull? Yikes.
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 308d
Protoceratops because I am completely convinced they would be cool hanging out on the couch, playing fetch, and otherwise acting like a dinosaur house pet.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 308d
Hell yeah, Ankylosaurus! That little doom wagon has been my favorite since I was a little kid!
Really surprised to see that he inspired the post to begin with, as most people don't know what it is!
negativenull@piefed.world · 12 pts · 308d
Ankies rock! Check out this mummified then petrified Nodosaur (a type of Ankylosaur)

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mummified-armored-dinosaur-makes-its-debut-1-180963311/
Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 308d
Heck yeah! Borealopelta in the house!!!! Have you seen this in person? I was thoroughly intimidated! It was like looking at a dragon or something. So cool!
negativenull@piefed.world · 4 pts · 308d
I have not been up to Alberta yet. I've been wanting to take my son
Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 308d
The Tyrrell has some fantastic displays! Their Tyrannosaur section really makes you empathize with the Jurassic Park lawyer. Black Beauty is particularly magnificent. I highly recommend the town of Drumheller as well. Lots of wacky dino statues around town. They lean heavily into the motif.
negativenull@piefed.world · 1 pts · 308d
The Tyrrell is exactly the museum I'm after. Thank you for the further recommendations!
tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 308d
It is so INSANE they found this. Just the astronomical odds of everything coming together like that...
negativenull@piefed.world · 2 pts · 308d
Agreed. It's mind blowing
tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 308d
I am glad I showed it to my mother before she died. Because I was like, "they found a fucking dinosaur, LOOK AT IT!", and she was like "Holy shit!".
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 308d
Heck yeah! !Ankmemes@sh.itjust.works is calling
Geobloke@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 308d
Just discovered postosuchus, which is a bipedal croc and as an Aussie I'm obliged to love crocodiles. What? It isn't a dinosaur?
protist@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 308d
Postosuchus is terrifying. Imagine a 20 ft (6 m) alligator with long legs that can run long distances. They think it might have even run upright on its hind legs. Alas, not a dinosaur
Geobloke@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 308d
As a fellow suchus enjoyed may I introduce the quinkana, a land crocodile that chased land mammals, would have lived along side komodo dragons and would've been seen by indigenous Australians
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 307d
its pseudosuchian clade. which includes other crocodile-like relatives.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 308d
The lad with the thagomizer. Because of the thagomizer.
Hazor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d
Stegosaurs! For those who don't know how the name came about, look it up if you'd like a chuckle.
kurcatovium@piefed.social · 5 pts · 308d
When I was a kid I really liked allosaurus. Everyone knew and liked tyrannosaurus, which made him too mainstream. I also had a book with really cool visualisation of allosaurus which helped me to prefer this bad mf.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d
I do hope the book wasn't this one...
kurcatovium@piefed.social · 2 pts · 307d
Well, it wasn't... but it's interesting you know of such a book. Coincidence?
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 307d
It was passed to me as all internet traditions come and now I'm passing it to you. It's actually a pretty good read, easily the most absurd thing I've experienced in a book.
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
Allosaurus is like a T-Rex that never skipped arm day. Respect.
kurcatovium@piefed.social · 2 pts · 307d
Exactly!
Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 308d
Sauropods because BIG
But really, I mean look at those things!! They traveled together in herds and the size of them meant that as they walked, the strata of the earth was fucking shuffled. How cool is that?????
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d
Ankylosaurus is a strong contender. Really strong contender. But stegosaurus is still MVP.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 308d
The little tiny raptor things. I don't remember what they're called.
Phunter@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 308d
Compys! Or Compsognathus if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 308d
Chicken. It tastes good.
Trail@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 307d
Came here to say this. Glad you saved me the time to type it out.
Hmm but now I typed a longer response. Damnit.
Hazor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d
Titanosaurs! 100+ feet long, 100+ tonnes. Imagine if a blue whale had legs and a long neck. And it walked around. We would be like mice to them, or insects to the largest ones.
vane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d
Denver, the Last Dinosaur
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
He's my friend and a whole lot more!
snf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d
No contest.
Boozilla@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d
Geodad@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
I have this feeling that Michael Crichton, the author of Jurassic park, fucking hated the Stegosaurus. Every time it comes up in the book he shit talks it relentlessly for being stupid, clumsy, and wholly incapable of self preservation.
Boozilla@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d
shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
I'm younger than he would be and we were taught that stegosaurs were so dumb they had to have a second brain in their spine to run their ass end.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
Which turns out to likely be entirely made up.
shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
That's the point! :) Crichton never got updated it seems. In retrospect, it's kinda hard to believe they were dumber than cows or chickens. No large animal could survive being as dumb as they were made out.
sylveon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 307d
The peregrine falcon. Because it’s the fastest animal (that we know of)!
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 308d
Stegos all the way. 🥰
remon@ani.social · 3 pts · 308d
Mh .... either chicken or great tits.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 307d
enanthiornes, the "opposite birds" that are not related to the birds as we know it.
anon6789@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
Young me: triceratops all the way. A bulldozer with horns, plus it wouldn't eat me. Not as over the top with horns as styracosaurus.
Current me: ankylosaurs. Always thought they were unique, but young me also found them weird looking. Now I see it as a giant armadillo with a massive club.
Shout out to ichthyosaurs and pterosaurs. Not dinos but very awesome and terrifying creatures. I feel much safer knowing neither is around anymore though. gh.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 307d
Any dead one. They are f-ing dangerous.
KaChilde@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 307d
Any of the Hadrosauridae. Probably Lambeosaurus, specifically for the cover to one of the Dinotopia paperbacks:
More recently it has been determined that hadrosaur likely walked most frequently on all fours, with a larger tail. Still amazing looking creatures (credit to Gabriel Ugueto for the art):
Alcyonaria@piefed.world · 2 pts · 307d
Nutteman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
Yer mum
Klear@quokk.au · 2 pts · 307d
Euoplocephalus, because I'm a hipster.
Honourable mention to anurognathus. Pterosaur rather than dinosaur, but so cute!
adhd_traco@piefed.social · 2 pts · 308d
Apparently Pterodactyls aren't Dinosaurs :(
Also, I think this belongs here: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/oct/23/dinosaurs-asteroid-struck-research
ace_garp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
This thread is the best booster-pack.
bazzett@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
I have a soft spot for two dinos because of videogames:
Giganotosaurus: Because Dino Crisis 2. I mean, I know that its size was greatly exaggerated, but I'll never forget how damn frightening it was when you were about to fight the T. rex and suddenly, bam!, a fucking thing twice it's size appeared and kicked its ass like it was nothing.
Utahraptor. Many years ago, there was a little game called "Primal Prey", where you could go back in time and hunt for dinos. I thought (again) that the T. rex would be the most frightening, but when I got to the part where you have to hunt for the Utahraptor, oh boy, I almost pissed myself because this dude appeared behind me out of nowhere and killed me in an instant. Since then I've really liked this species.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 307d
Your grandma
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 308d
Mine is Triceratops, they look cool with their horns and frill. They were cool because they could defend themselves from T-Rex in the books.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 307d
Dinosaur? None really. But I really like the explosion of life in the Cambrian (give or take a little) period was like nature trying out all kinds of absolutely crazy shit just to see what worked. I really like just checking out the era, truly alien and bizarre. So no favorite dinosaur, but definitely an era.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d
Iguanodon. Also known as the Bro-asaurus.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 308d
OP: come to !Ankmemes@sh.itjust.works !
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d
Steggy sore ass
Bonifratz@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 308d
I was going to answer your question, but then you answered everything perfectly in your own post. It is Ankylosaurus, naturally.
SirDankbud@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 308d
Ceratosaurus! Its basically a t-rex and triceratops mixed together.
mad_lentil@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 307d
Steg
noxypaws@pawb.social · 1 pts · 308d
Harpy eagle
fxleak@lemmings.world · 0 pts · 308d
Dinosaurs aren't real.
Geodad@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
n0respect@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d
They used to be real. But they aren't real now.
Geodad@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d
LOLseas@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 308d
Birds aren't real.
tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 308d
But cassowaries!