c/lemmyshitpost · by ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 277d

I love fucking pasta

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97 Comments

sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com · 82 pts · 277d (16 replies)

He did canned beans too. I will not elaborate

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 277d

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 277d (12 replies)

I'll be disappointed if Bush's isn't the most fuckable brand of bean.

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 277d (3 replies)

Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 277d (2 replies)

Play your cards right and you won't need those beans tonight. ;)

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 276d (1 reply)

Not now mom, I still have to try the pinto beans!

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 275d

Once you go black bean you’ll never go black eyed pea.

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 277d

So you like some fur?

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 275d (4 replies)

Dammit. I ate some Bush's beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I'm doing it all wrong.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 275d (3 replies)

I think it's very admirable that you took them out for dinner before giving them the ol' what for.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 275d (2 replies)

Up vote for making me LOL at "the ol' what for." Like something you'd hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d (1 reply)

I tell you what, Barn, she was making me feel warmer than one of Aunt Bee's pies down at the church bake sale...

That really needs to be a porn genre ASAP.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 274d

How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don't forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.

Maybe invite the Gilligan's Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 275d (1 reply)

Bean footage isn't so beautiful now, is it?

tosses beans a towel

Clean yourself up. You're a mess.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 275d

"You fucking disgust me."

someguy3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 277d

Not safe for Lemmy.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 275d

No need to.

So it's all about food, huh? Not my thing, but I understand. We've all dipped our... toes... into the whipped cream/ chocolate syrup/ honey world.

aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 277d (6 replies)

Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfredo primavera

crank0271@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Someone's going to have to watch the video to confirm

CheesyFingers@piefed.social · 6 pts · 277d

I watched it back in the day.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 277d (1 reply)

I'm not sure if it's true, but it does make all kinds of sense.

aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 277d

According to the video, it’s actually mac & cheese 🤤

edinbruh@feddit.it · 5 pts · 277d (1 reply)

What the fuck is an Alfredo?

aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 277d

Fancy Mac and cheese

couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 277d (5 replies)

Sauce?

HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk · 61 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Looks like it yeah

winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 276d

I hope he takes the best pasta and finds the best sauce next

Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 277d

r/196, This person (I forgot which gender they like to go by) was a frequent poster there and would post these videos and a lot of other nsfw adjacent ones a few years ago.

Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 277d

Pesto if you're into the sloppy seconds nut.

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 277d

Pomarolla

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 277d

5342

Brewchin@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 277d (10 replies)

Is this "if PornHub monetised and incentivised content creators like YouTube does"?

Also: The pasta - cooked or raw? 🤡

CandleTiger@programming.dev · 17 pts · 277d (6 replies)

Nobody’s fucking raw pasta, mate

Brewchin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 277d (1 reply)

You know this is the internet right? Nothing is beyond the realms of possibility if money is involved. Did Jackass teach us nothing?

village604@adultswim.fan · 4 pts · 277d

I guarantee fucking raw pasta is someone's kink.

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 277d

Look up “one man one jar” and then tell me how certain you are about that statement.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 276d

that doesn't sound right to me

zerobot@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 275d

i must be nobody then 😳

xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day · 1 pts · 277d

Gordon Ramsey approves

aarch0x40@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Well, he did slip on a rubber first.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 275d

so he cant impregnate the pasta.

zerobot@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 275d

al dente is the way to go when it comes to fucking pasta

INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 276d (5 replies)

Sounding with an uncooked spaghetti.

I'll leave that one oit there hanging.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 275d

You're a monster.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d

no love for fusilli?

toynbee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d (1 reply)

I dislike you for this post, but at least your username checks out.

INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 275d

I would laugh, but potato.

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d

I prefer Tagliatelle

NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 15 pts · 277d

Aw man this person lol. I remember them from the old ~~world~~ subreddit

notarobot@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 277d (2 replies)

No honey. I said "i fucking love pasta". This is not a new kink you have to learn about. Just a misunderstanding

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 277d

I understood what you said. And I understood what I said.

dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 276d

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sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 277d

I miss anarchostripperism

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 277d

Outrageous! What's the link so I can make sure I never see it?

Edit I thought it was a joke video. I did not realize. I don't regret looking it up or anything, but it's not my thing.

Hot person, though

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 277d

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normalexit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Rhett and Link are really expanding the brand.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 277d

As you can see, we can't.

DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 9 pts · 277d (2 replies)

Fucking clickbait, which type is it?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 277d (1 reply)

I suppose you would need to check the original source...

DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 10 pts · 277d

Sigh, fine. Time to cook.

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 276d (3 replies)

I think I actually watched this

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 275d (2 replies)

You think? You don't remember? I'd remember that.

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 275d (1 reply)

Alr, ok, I definitely watched this

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 275d

I figured, you just didn't want to admit it. I get it.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 277d (1 reply)

Finally mankind has evolved beyond feet, 20 more years like this and we might move past furry's too

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 277d

Ain't no rule that pasta can't go on furry feet, last time that I checked, mon frere.

lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 276d

Post needs a link with NSFW tag (for accessibility).

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 276d

I think too many things are illegal. This is not one of those things.

RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 7 pts · 277d (1 reply)

How does rigatoni rate?

mriormro@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 277d

RICKKKKYYYY. FUCKING RRRRRRRIGATONIII baby

volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 276d

Can someone brave enough please FINALLY post the eventual tier list he comes up with

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 276d

So what's the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can't wait!

1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 275d (2 replies)

As an Italian, I'm lost for words

FridaySteve@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 275d (1 reply)

Use expressive hand gestures. 🤌

1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 275d

my hands are trembling

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 275d

I'd say canneloni. Not tested though. Sauce optional.

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 277d

Everyone thinks they're manicotti, but in the end, we're all just ditalini.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 275d

I think we need some hypotheses here. My guess is that a short, springy pasta like a rotini or a fusili, or even a cavatappi, would be best, as opposed to something long and stringy, like spaghetti or fettuccine. Angel Hair would be far too delicate if the passion gets...vigorous.

Thoughts?

RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 275d (1 reply)

Gotta be rotini, it's ribbed

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 275d

Marketing!

Aliya@feddit.org · 4 pts · 275d (3 replies)

This can’t be real

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 275d

It is a really video. It's like, a surprising detailed review.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 275d (1 reply)

First day on the Internet, eh?

Aliya@feddit.org · 1 pts · 275d

Yes feels like :s , hard enough to believe that some guys stick their thing in pasta… but that someone actually made a serious review about it ? Guess, I wanna keep my naivety

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 276d (6 replies)

I was at the brewery recently and one of the televisions was just on a playlist of this YouTube channel with some old Italian grandmas, chilling at home, making handmade pasta.

Would love a Collab.

pendel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 275d (4 replies)

But would he find out which grandma‘s pasta is the best to fuck or would he find out which grandma making pasta is the best to fuck?

Guilvareux@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 275d

I think you’re actually describing a two part series

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 275d

This is getting better and better

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 275d (1 reply)

Perché non entrambi?

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 275d

Mon cheri, you know what it does to me when you speak Albanian.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 275d