Trombone

Imagine having to finger your instrument to change notes

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Tromboner

this is how WW3 starts isn't it

Trunpet gang about getting fingering and mouthing right then a little stroke when you get to the D.

Always remember to use lube

No, slide lube! Slide lube!

As a trumpet player at one point, I do have to acknowledge that the French horns were widely considered the best cuddlers due to the practice they got holding their own instruments.

Dude, I think your jerk off technique is gonna break your dick.

I prefer to finger my instrument.

Personally I don't think there's much difference between a blow and jerk and a blow and grope.

Por que no los dos

I’m trumpet gang, but mostly cos the other brass instruments are ridiculously big and heavy and I didn’t want to carry them.

With trumpets you edge it

Someone got their buttons pushed

Imagine getting to jerk off your instrument while changing notes.

Yeah but the third valve slide feels like sticking your finger in someone's ass whole blowing them.

Tromboners get jerked off.

Everything else is fingered (or beaten).

Euphonium gang rise up! Now is our chance to be heard

What about the reed instruments where you have to give your instrument oral, and it's your tongue and lip control which determines the note you produce?

I've got the practice

Sounds like someone's lips are puckered tighter than their butt to me.

This one is so rusty!

band kids have zero chill.

It's more like vigorously pulling something long and hard into you with both hands

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

Wait, but... I make noises when I'm jerked off too...

Am I... an instrument?

Sax gang approved

You also get to occasionally blow out your fluids after playing with it for a bit.

All Trumpet Gang knows is how push buttons, if ore the haters