In case you need something to ruin your morning

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nocturne@slrpnk.net · 51 pts · 268d (11 replies)

We have our own in New Mexico.

Skua@kbin.earth · 17 pts · 268d (5 replies)

Today I learned that there's a river called "Canadian River" half a continent away from Canada I guess

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 268d

We used to really like them. Now only some of us do

Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 268d (3 replies)

There's also the Columbia River, that starts in Canada and flows through the PNW US, but nowhere near Columbia ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Skua@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 268d (2 replies)

Nowhere near Colombia with a second O, but it's in British Columbia and also in Columbia as in the poetic name for the USA. It's actually what British Columbia is named after!

Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 268d (1 reply)

I s'pose you're "technically correct" lol I should take my meds

Skua@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 268d

Well hey, you should be doing that regardless of who was right. Take care of yourself, Beever

snooggums@piefed.world · 6 pts · 268d (1 reply)

I didn't know about either of these and my day is now in ruins.

snooggums@piefed.world · 4 pts · 268d

Oh no, the Montana, Wyoming, and South Dakota connection is goofy too!

Gonna go lie down.

Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 4 pts · 267d

Oklahoma is a pox on us all.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 268d (1 reply)

If you zoom in on it on a map app it’s all kinds of messed up at the tri-state corner. Like all the borders were a little off and they drew the lines to the point as they got closer.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 267d

The crop circles are kinda neat

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 42 pts · 268d (8 replies)

Meanwhile in Belgium and the Netherlands

Albbi@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 268d

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 268d

What's so bad about that, the blue line is slightly crooked?

Oh that's a road.

What are all these black lines and squares?

Oh.

oh no.

Hagdos@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 268d (2 replies)

You mean in the Netherlands in Belgium in the Netherlands?

sawdustprophet@midwest.social · 7 pts · 268d (1 reply)

"You got some Netherlands in my Belgium!" "No, you got some Belgium in my Netherlands!"

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 267d

Why does this sound like a bit from Map Men?

SomethingBurger@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 268d

The existence of this alone is proof that the entire concept of borders is absurd.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 268d

Cartographers needed job security

Horsey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 268d

Actually a really cool place to walk around for a day. Buy fireworks then take the NS to Tilburg and get a joint in the same afternoon lol.

quinkin@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 268d (6 replies)

The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 7 pts · 268d

Ok, this is worse.

toholio@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 267d

This isn’t zoomed in enough to show that the squiggly border is the middle of the river between SA and Vic. but the south bank of the river between NSW and Vic.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 268d (3 replies)

Looks like it follows a river, so I'll give it a pass. The Michigan one is just dumb.

toholio@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 267d (2 replies)

It follows the middle of the river for part of it and the southern bank for the rest.

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 267d (1 reply)

Wait, why the southern bank?

toholio@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 267d

There was a legal case involving the wrongful death of someone in a boat that needed the boundary better defined for jurisdictional reasons and some older documents said “the whole watercourse” was part of NSW: https://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/cth/HCA/1980/11.html

CobblerScholar@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 268d (2 replies)
midribbon_action@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 268d (1 reply)

The Toledo Strip is in the picture, but the reason this got fucked up in the first place is actually Indiana just demanding Congress give them access to Lake Michigan, a couple decades before the war. If Indiana didn't have access to the lake federally recognized, the Toledo Strip dispute would have extended all the way across Michigan's border, because it was based on competing surveys.

EDIT: I should clarify for everyone who isn't in the picture, Indiana is the lower left state that touches the lake in its northwest corner. Ohio, bottom right, actually 'won' the war and contains the Toledo Strip, and that actually made the jagged edge less fucked up, but Michigan got a giant mountain full of iron as a compromise, which is why all of America's early car manufacturers ended up in Detroit, making it a city.

BakerBagel@midwest.social · 3 pts · 268d

And then Indiana ruined that lake access by slapping Gary there

compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 268d
Agent641@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 267d

Zoom out and look at the border between Western Australia and Restern Australia. Satisfying.

Then zoom in on the intersection of Western Australia, South Australia and Northern Territory.

There's a story to it, I can't decide if it's malicious compliance, feature-not-bug or "not my fucking job".

M1ch431@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 268d (5 replies)

All borders are gore

snooggums@piefed.world · 5 pts · 268d (4 replies)

"Am I a joke to you?"

-Colorado

Skua@kbin.earth · 5 pts · 268d (1 reply)
snooggums@piefed.world · 6 pts · 268d

Congress defined the borders of Colorado as a geospherical rectangle, stretching from 37°N to 41°N latitude, and from 25°W to 32°W longitude.

Congress declared it was a rectangle. Take that, reality!

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 268d

pez@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 268d

Even Colorado does weird things when you look close enough.

Along its north border with Nebraska there are lots of short curved roads connecting county roads from each state where the border seems to curve a bit too.

Godric@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 268d (1 reply)

Please don't post *hio without a trigger warning, thanks

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 268d

This is the Internet. You can swear all you want, but thank you for censoring mentions of you know where.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 268d (1 reply)
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 268d

The joke goes that Ohio lost, and that's why they're stuck with Toledo.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 268d

But the bump is more to the right and pretty much only fits Toledo. Fuck Toledo.

Squibbles@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 268d

I looked at this on google maps and even better, when you zoom in on that top right corner of Indiana the east-west border there isn't even a straight line. It bends slightly when it reaches the road a few hundred yards to the west

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 268d

Guessing there is a huge Walmart there that got in the way

Wilco@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 268d

I hate this! Reeeeeeeee!

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 4 pts · 268d

That’s not very kentucky.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 268d

Yeah but let the people of ft Wayne live with that discomfort. They know what they did

criticon@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 268d

I'm ok with that in exchange of the UP

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 268d

Thanks, I hate you.