I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don't like carrying a full poo bag. That's why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don't leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I'll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.
Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift... The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown.
Edit:
Apprently the average dog poops like twice a day or about something like .45 pounds per poop on average...
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies' front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
This is incredible. It’s works just like climate change stuff! Sure, burning gas with a car produces CO2, but then it floats away and it’s “not your problem”! Carbon dioxide? More like carbon-BYE!-oxide!
109 Comments
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 126 pts · 271d
Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Natanael@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 270d
Out of flight
dublet@lemmy.world · 111 pts · 271d
gingersaffronapricat@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 271d
Literal shit post
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 271d
oh, oh! ... wait! ... oh! .... I see it!!! .... it's over my house!!!!!
qualia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 270d
Was looking for this comment. đź‘Ź
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 270d
Slap an address on that fucker
Bgugi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 270d
âś… feces
âś… Transport parcel
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 56 pts · 270d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 270d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 262d
:(
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 45 pts · 271d
undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 271d
Is that Jack Black?
TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 271d
Envy (2004)
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 271d
7% on Rotten Tomatoes lol
13igTyme@piefed.social · 9 pts · 270d
Which is crazy because that movie is funny.
johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 270d
Yea honestly it's a great movie with a bit of a lesson tucked in. How does a jack black and ben stiller movie have 7%? lol
nickiwest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 270d
Agreed. It's not the best movie ever, but it is funny, and I think it deserves a higher rating.
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 269d
I remember it being funny, but it's been a long time since I watched it.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 270d
Immediately added to my watchlist....
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 269d
getting a worse rating than shallow hal is wild
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 269d
i hate that it looks like jack black playing jim carrey playing andy kaufman
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 2 pts · 270d
First thing i asked myself when i saw this picture.
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 271d
Yesss was going to comment this!
b34k@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 270d
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 270d
That's so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I've mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.
danekrae@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 271d
tetris11@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 270d
really expecting that gif to end differently
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 270d
This is an inferior product compared to my patented Catapoop^TM^ and Trepooche^TM^
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 270d
But yours don't also deplete our precious helium supply...?
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 270d
I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 270d
Aw shit, did you finally figure out helium trebuchets!?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 270d
And do they add to plastic waste?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 270d
Maybe in Heaven? But I reckon they've got the ability to sort it out up there.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 270d
Heretical trigonometry has no place in God's poop disposal system.
Ozymandias1688@feddit.org · 4 pts · 270d
Trepooche, the superior pooch machine as inspired by the superior siege engine
cdf12345@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 269d
I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.
ulterno@programming.dev · 30 pts · 270d
The poo dropped right on someone's car.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 270d
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 268d
All shit leads to Brisbane, I guess.
Dagamant@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 271d
I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 271d
Yea you're supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 271d
Have you met “people”?
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 270d
I have, but most of them aren't USians
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 270d
I met this guy with a dog who was kind of an asshole honestly. The dog seemed cool tho.
smh@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 270d
Agreed, it's gross seeing poo bags on the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don't like carrying a full poo bag. That's why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don't leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I'll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.
YaGirlAutumn@leminal.space · 25 pts · 271d
imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head
FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 270d
Something similar seems to have occured in South Korea, where North Koreans would send balloons filled with shit and propaganda
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 270d
Wasn't it the other way around, or am I remembering wrong?
FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 269d
No, it was a response to South Koreans sending balloons with movies and other media about the outside
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 270d
I feel like I'd be far less inclined to hear out their propaganda if it was packaged with shit lol
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 270d
Maybe it is not in a bag because the bag popped after an incident with a tern
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 270d
It already happens with birds, so it's not such a big change, if that's the price of human progress.
Aarkon@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 269d
No
Godric@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 271d
Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I've been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.kya.moe · 22 pts · 271d
North Korea Style
someguy3@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 271d
Removed from the environment.
unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth · 20 pts · 271d
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 271d
It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been towed beyond the environment.
Natanael@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 270d
- game devs
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 270d
Nothing exists beyond the skybox
purplemonkeymad@programming.dev · 8 pts · 271d
I'm just hoping the front doesn't fall off.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 271d
They go into space, where they become stars.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 270d
Don't you love watching the dog poo bags twinkle on a clear winter night?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 271d
I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.
Joeffect@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 271d
Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift... The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown.
Edit:
Apprently the average dog poops like twice a day or about something like .45 pounds per poop on average...
According to https://www.omnicalculator.com/everyday-life/helium-balloons
You would need 17 standard size balloons to lift one poop
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 19 pts · 271d
Hydrogen is way less wasteful and has more lifting power!
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 271d
Came here to say this
Also if you combine it with fire, you can turn your boring existing problem into an exciting new problem!
Bgugi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 270d
Oh the poomanity!
Gutek8134@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 271d
Shit, Zeppelins again
jumjummy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 271d
Oh the poomanity!
Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 271d
Shit zeppelins, Randers
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 270d
I worry about the dog that shits 45 pounds a day. From personal experience it is not fun
Natanael@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 270d
Don't worry the dog just found a money pile, the dog will be ok
Joeffect@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 270d
Read better man
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 270d
no
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 270d
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies' front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 270d
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 270d
He called the shit poop!
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 270d
Yes!
tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 270d
health safety regs, damn OSHA
mrfriki@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 270d
This has Metal Gear vibes.
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 270d
In the same vein (Kojima) I was going to say Death Stranding.
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 269d
This really is a shitpost.
ramble81@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 271d
Just need some Va-poo-rize instead.
Xande@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 271d
Oh, I already see people pestering poor sales reps about it...
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 271d
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 270d
This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 270d
Y?
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 270d
U!
MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 269d
and they float into the sky where they turn into stars
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 271d
This is a gag gift, right?
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 271d
Yes, I'm pretty sure this is a fake gift box that The Onion used to sell.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 271d
Natanael@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 270d
Someone will gag eventually if this indeed
pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 271d
Nope, put shit in a trash bag and fill it up with helium… bam! You got floating shit.
sirico@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 270d
But we already have the tie it to a bush because I'll totally come back for it method
digital_man@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 271d
I prefer Fulton Extraction personally..
moseschrute@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 270d
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 270d
And when it's high enough, it explodes.
qx128@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 270d
This is incredible. It’s works just like climate change stuff! Sure, burning gas with a car produces CO2, but then it floats away and it’s “not your problem”! Carbon dioxide? More like carbon-BYE!-oxide!
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 269d
I don't recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.
It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 270d
Unrealistic without hauling around a huge heavy tank of helium.
Nindelofocho@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 270d
Helium tanks wouldnt be heavy though, dummy!
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 269d
The empty tank itself is heavy.
BanMe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 270d
You'd need a small dirigible for my dog
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 270d
I cannot stop laughing at the first photo with the dog looking like it's actually watching the flying poop go up. What even lol
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 270d
The dark lords.
tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 270d
Send it back into nature! I love it!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 270d
Says here the biggest buyer is... North Korea?
muxika@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 270d
"And that's how I got the house to Paradise Falls. "