Those actually get reused. There hasn't been a new pair of silicone boobies manufactured in the past ten years. It's also one of the most common reason for hauntings.
Isn't proton decay unproven so far? we have some hyopthetical mechanisms but the universe hasn't even existed for long enough to run an experiment on it.
Imagine they take them out and dispose of them separately, and some dude finding out at the open casket that his wife was packing fakes for their entire marriage and being outraged.
Sort of, but it's a stretch on my part. The premise of the movie is that some people have been hired to clean an abandoned psychiatric hospital and, well, some things go wrong.
At some point one of the cleaners finds the crematorium and collects various leftovers from it. That's the extremely tenuous connection I was making.
Like, they're not even a "lifetime" thing, go 20 years and you're risking it. Most are recommended to be replaced after a decade, maybe 15 years. Which isn't that long for a major surgery and why they're almost always insured.
I knew a stripper back in the day that would basically beat people up with them, because if it ruptured she got new ones free, and if they didn't rupture soon, they'd last long enough she'd have to pay for new ones out of pocket....
I mean, as an analogy think of plastic bottles. Left alone they break into tiny tiny pieces that get everywhere. This is often caused by the sun or abrasion, but underground you've got the preparation materials, rotting flesh gasses, and plenty of microbes.
Theyre filled with saline so technically theyre safe. The issue is that most of the time they are not filled properly. Theyre left with a small air gap or have high amounts of oxygen in the saline. This means you can transplant bacteria or mold spores into the saline. Once the implant is sealed, this leads to a contained anerobic environment. This results in an implant absolutely loaded with bacteria where the saline can turn brown and look like apple sauce, or a moldy implant where the saline can turn black or green and become quite firm. If you pop either of those, you die.
Saline filled implants are different than "silicone" implants (even though they both have silicone - "silicone" implants are filled with a silicone gel, saline have a silicone exterior that's filled with saline).
Saline is the older type and are becoming much less common these days.
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Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 101 pts · 239d
Like Withers from BG3?
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 239d
Those are natural!
presoak@lazysoci.al · 17 pts · 239d
I never played bg but according to wiki it's a he. So he got a sex change? If you're undead I guess that's trivial. A bit of duct tape.
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 64 pts · 239d
It was a mod to give him "big naturals"
presoak@lazysoci.al · 32 pts · 239d
Impressive. Most impressive
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 238d
treat yourself to a nice 1000 hour adventure. just install that mod before your first run. so its your canon
presoak@lazysoci.al · 1 pts · 238d
Thanks. I might
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 239d
What, you don't have boob-bones?
lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 237d
Funfact: The voice actor reacted to this mod. :D
TheFeatureCreature@lemmy.ca · 73 pts · 239d
My flesh is temporary but these tits are eternal.
Grimy@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 239d
Those actually get reused. There hasn't been a new pair of silicone boobies manufactured in the past ten years. It's also one of the most common reason for hauntings.
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 239d
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 239d
( • )v( . )
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 239d
Boooooooooobs
LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 238d
That's why they're called boooobies
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 45 pts · 239d
Bones do rot, just more slowly than flesh.
presoak@lazysoci.al · 17 pts · 239d
Silicone too for that matter, what with proton decay and all that.
Quilotoa@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 239d
Technically, silicone does not rot. It breaks down into smaller materials but does not decompose into its base components like organic material.
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 239d
Yay for microplastics
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 239d
Well, those are macroplastics.
Cort@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 239d
And what do the macroplastics break down into?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 239d
In this case? Erections.
Burninator05@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 238d
Honk honk!
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 239d
Even Macroerplastics
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 239d
see: Kristi Noem
CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 238d
Isn't proton decay unproven so far? we have some hyopthetical mechanisms but the universe hasn't even existed for long enough to run an experiment on it.
MrFinnbean@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 238d
If you want to be really specific, bones do not rot per se. They go trough diagenesis, where collagen and minerals breakdown over long periods.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 239d
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rhoeri@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 239d
It’s like OP has never heard of morticians.
lb_o@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 239d
Yeah, we are actually removing them and return to the families in a separate package.
Source - I made this up for your entertainment.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 239d
You didnt not succeed
krashmo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 239d
Yeah I definitely don't not regret that I didn't decide to not not read that comment.
Rooty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 238d
I choose to believe your fib because the thought of grieving families keeping granny's fake tits next to her ashes on the mantlepiece is too funny.
froh42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d
It's not only funny, it also stabilizes the mantelpiece during an earthquake and prevents the urn from toppling over.
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 239d
They stay with the corpse as far as I'm aware. There's a mortician on IG who answers questions and I'm pretty sure this was one of them.
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 238d
Imagine they take them out and dispose of them separately, and some dude finding out at the open casket that his wife was packing fakes for their entire marriage and being outraged.
It's like a bad sitcom plot.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 237d
Did you ever watch Session 9?
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 237d
Never even heard of it until now. Did I accidentally steal a plot-point from it? lol
toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 237d
Sort of, but it's a stretch on my part. The premise of the movie is that some people have been hired to clean an abandoned psychiatric hospital and, well, some things go wrong.
At some point one of the cleaners finds the crematorium and collects various leftovers from it. That's the extremely tenuous connection I was making.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 239d
What?
I mean, obviously bones rot, but you think silicone implants last forever?
umt@lemmynsfw.com · 14 pts · 239d
I mean, they will not "rot" as microorganisms cannot digest silicone.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 239d
But they'll rupture and leak...
Like, they're not even a "lifetime" thing, go 20 years and you're risking it. Most are recommended to be replaced after a decade, maybe 15 years. Which isn't that long for a major surgery and why they're almost always insured.
I knew a stripper back in the day that would basically beat people up with them, because if it ruptured she got new ones free, and if they didn't rupture soon, they'd last long enough she'd have to pay for new ones out of pocket....
Because they're not a permanent thing.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 239d
I would imagine that any artificial thing (including implants) could last forever when left undisturbed for any given length of time.
Your argument hinges on use and abuse; not something typical inside of a casket, buried 6-feet underground.
There are exceptions to every rule. 😱starik@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 239d
Pretty much everything oxidizes and breaks down. Being non-biodegradable just means bacteria won’t eat it.
Artisian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 239d
I mean, as an analogy think of plastic bottles. Left alone they break into tiny tiny pieces that get everywhere. This is often caused by the sun or abrasion, but underground you've got the preparation materials, rotting flesh gasses, and plenty of microbes.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 239d
However, except in probably exceedingly rare cases, there are no microbes that can subsist off of silicone.
Artisian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 239d
True of plastic too, no? Yet just by living nearby they break things down.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 239d
Then you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how things happen, and an oversized confidence in modern caskets.
Not to mention what seems to be a complete lack of understanding what "artificial" means
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 239d
👍
scytale@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 239d
I can’t imagine having them intentionally leak into the body being safe.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 239d
I mean, cocaine isn't safe for the body either, but try telling that to a big breasted stripper while she's punching you in the face with double D's.
Lots of people make risky decisions...
But in this case it's pretty safe. Ruptures are so common the filling is just as inert as the membrane.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 239d
Risky ds
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 239d
Theyre filled with saline so technically theyre safe. The issue is that most of the time they are not filled properly. Theyre left with a small air gap or have high amounts of oxygen in the saline. This means you can transplant bacteria or mold spores into the saline. Once the implant is sealed, this leads to a contained anerobic environment. This results in an implant absolutely loaded with bacteria where the saline can turn brown and look like apple sauce, or a moldy implant where the saline can turn black or green and become quite firm. If you pop either of those, you die.
pishadoot@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 239d
Saline filled implants are different than "silicone" implants (even though they both have silicone - "silicone" implants are filled with a silicone gel, saline have a silicone exterior that's filled with saline).
Saline is the older type and are becoming much less common these days.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 239d
Oh cool, TIL. Thanks
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 236d
They both eventually fall down. It's pathetic. Itty bitty tiddies are 4ever.
rbos@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 238d
Well, that is going to stick with me.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 237d
Incredible this is legal, and women pay money for this because of come bizarre US fetish with sacks of fat.
58008@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 239d
Heady times for the patient necrophile.
edahs@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 239d
"And its also the night that the skeletons came to life!"
kreekybonez@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 239d
the bones are their money...
edahs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 237d
The worms are their dollars
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 238d
So those halloween displays where the woman skeleton is given breasts are accurate after all!
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 236d
Archeologists will find pits of boobs, lips and buttocks and write books about butt lifts.
My theory is it's all a terra forming plan to lift Florida out of flooding using silicone floatation and shoe lifts.