Bruh... 🫩

Fairly confident he has a cloaca.

Yeah but it's always flaccid

Also his tongue does wonderful things

Seventeen dicks according to Natalie Portman.

Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?

Plus you can still make yourself sound like him, which always turns on everyone around you.

You can’t sling shit if no one will get near you

Except, ironically, shit. But don’t be that person.

There are dozens of us.

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Take me by the tongue and I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you
All the moves like Jarjar
I've got them moves like Jarjar

Meesa so horny. Youssa sayin youssa have a low age of majority on youssa planet?

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I need the tongue

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Nah, his voice would still be annoying af to everyone there too. If Bob Marley is Jamaican, Jar Jar is the noise a balloon makes when you pinch the mouthpiece and let the air back out.

Yeah, all or nothing otherwise it doesn't make sense.

Careful, otherwise we’ll get a mental health bot around here.

Lemmy-cares bot here! Do it, pussy!

dancing like jar jar?

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This is a curse

The “you cannot kill yourself” part is enforcing you have to pick one or the other. No picking neither.

It took me like 15 years to learn that people dislike him, back then I didn’t really think about it that much

Hi there. First of all, i feel kinda bad at giving advice there, because I'm not some kind of a psychology/psychiatry/lifestyle/.. professional, and also I don't know you or whether your current point of life (or whatever you perceive as this point) is a part of a downwards trend, or you just feel particularly shitty today. But anyway:

1. stop the suicide shit right now. you meed to sort things out, and stopping existing is not the way (because you won't really solve anything like that, right?
2. Career: there is no reason to pursue it if you don't feel like it. What for? Who cares? If your job is there just so you could support yourself, then think of the alternatives, including radical shit like joining a nonprofit where you will be fed and lodged? Sounds stupid? Ok, maybe it is, I just mean there are hundreds ways to live and support yourself, including that, and also moving to Albania and becoming a hike guide. Who the fuck cares? Experiment!
3. "fucked up loser" - who the fuck is measuring fuckupness and loserness? Loser to whom? Fucked up how? This is all highly relative even if you think life is some kind of a game where you can win or lose. Aaaand it isn't. Nobody gives a fuck, there is no fate, no winners, no losers, you just have fun as long as you stay that weird limp of cells that is able to function as a single organism. Do that, walk around and stuff.
4. "People are nicer to homeless people..." - firstly homeless peole are just the same people as you, it's nust in addition to any problems you have they don't have homes. Secondly, "People* are not some hive that judges you. Again, nobody gives a fuck, people just live, do some stuff, and nobody is really spending their time tracking your success levels
5. DM me, we can talk