Day in the Life of a True Fediverse User

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recentSlinky@lemmy.ca · 127 pts · 223d (25 replies)

You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which linux is the good linux first

Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 223d

Certified true user.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 223d (1 reply)

You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which socialism is the good socialism first

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 3 pts · 221d

Lmaooooo

WamGams@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 223d (21 replies)

It isn't an argument: the answer is Mint.

Ftumch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 223d (20 replies)

Linux Mint is what you recommend to noobs and normies. All the cool kids are using NixOS now.

sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 223d (14 replies)

Ha get with the times old man it's cachyos now. Even that's getting old though I assume some new shit will come into the spotlight soon

alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 223d (13 replies)

The real cool kids use the new gen of image based distros like Bluefin now šŸ˜Ž

Ftumch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 223d (12 replies)

That's just a less powerful version of NixOS' atomic updates.

pentastarm@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 223d (11 replies)

I use arch btw

Ftumch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 223d

I use Linux Mint XFCE Edition.

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 222d

i use linux mint sothat i can give better help to noobs and normies who use linux mint. (and i have been using debian for 10 years before that)

CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 222d (3 replies)

stop recommending mint to noobs and normies! EndeavorOS is stable enough for an average user, while offering the helping hand of ArchWiki and AURs.

NominatedNemesis@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 222d (2 replies)

It depends on the person, do they want to just use something which can open the browser, office suite, and occasionaly some games/programs without uderstanding anything, or they like to tinker, and customize, break and repair their system. I recommend Mint/Eos/Arch based on the willingness of thinkering. Cinnamon is easy and straight forward, KDE is not.

CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 222d (1 reply)

EOS most certainly can open the browser out of the box. I don't see why such a user would have an issue with kde, or, for the matter, why any windows refugee would

NominatedNemesis@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 221d

My EOS/Arch had broke down after update 3 times since I use them. 2 times nvidia 1 time grub. Anyone without the knowledge and willingness to thinker, will think linux is bad because broke for no reason. As long as they willing to have a bootable USB next to their PC and don't mind to chroot sometimes EOS/Arch is a better choice. I think many-many people overestimate the average human's knowledge and willingness to understand things. Relevant XKCD 2501

calliope@retrolemmy.com · 75 pts · 223d (2 replies)

TI Graphing calculator, not a graphic calculator.

I’ll see myself out thank you

Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 223d (1 reply)

Certified true user.

calliope@retrolemmy.com · 14 pts · 223d

I actually even double checked that it hadn’t changed since the last time I used one! Ha

They were really fun to play with during class though.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 223d (9 replies)

Where is admonish everyone else for not being exactly the right amount and kind of leftist?

Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 223d (8 replies)

Mods will delete your comment and ban you immediately if you don’t follow the party line.

Actual discourse between different ideas, convictions, and worldviews is suprisojgly rare between Lemmyings.

Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 222d (7 replies)

Hey you- you reading this, try talking to someone on the fediverse who's perspective you dont understand. Share what you think and try to understand what they do :)

We're all just here escaping the corporate dystopia. Reject the engagement-centric rage bait socialization we've all been handed and be curious about whatever weird belief system or ideology that internet rando has. We can build a different culture here, its not too late

OpenStars@piefed.social · 9 pts · 222d (1 reply)

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Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 222d

Lmao

angband@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 222d

wouldn't that be nice

ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 5 pts · 222d (2 replies)

Best I can do is block ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 217d (1 reply)

You dropped this: \

ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 3 pts · 217d

You can keep it. I don't need it! ᕦ⁠(⁠ò⁠_⁠ó⁠ˇ⁠)⁠ᕤ

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 222d

Ya, except one time I mentioned something about having a hard time getting nurses at the long term care center I work at to work on Easter Sunday (instead of 2/3 of them calling out fake sick), because people will literally die if there's no staff there. I was dog piled by people saying 1. I am a corpo shill/capitalist slave-driver for expecting people to show up for their shift, and 2. Something, something, this is the fault of capitalism, communism is the fix.

alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 45 pts · 223d (4 replies)

Fake and gay

detected

Linux

instead of

GNU/Linux

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 223d

I'd like to interject for a moment...

tauonite@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 222d (1 reply)

Obviously they're installing Alpine Linux, not some bloated Ubuntu crap. Actually, since Ubuntu has switched to uutils, is it uutils/Linux now?

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 222d

Gnubuntu vs Uubuntu

BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 222d

Look Richard, if you put as much effort into finishing Hurd as you do trying to convince everyone to put GNU at the start of everything Hurd would get a release.

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 222d

"for ninety minutes straight"

False. We don't do anything straight for any amount of time

Gust@piefed.social · 40 pts · 222d (3 replies)

Meow for 90 minutes straight? This person knows nothing of the fediverse

OpenStars@piefed.social · 13 pts · 222d (2 replies)

Yeah, it's dye hair first (other acceptable colors are purple, pink, and so on), then meow for 90 minutes!

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gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 222d (1 reply)

found this picture today that perfectly sums it up:

OpenStars@piefed.social · 4 pts · 222d

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flamingos@feddit.uk · 32 pts · 223d

4½ hours? Whoa look at sleeping beauty over here bragging about how much sleep they get.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 32 pts · 223d (4 replies)

Fake. No beans, moths, corn…

OpenStars@piefed.social · 13 pts · 223d

Or jeans, pondering orbs, or Taylor Swift's jet... and not even one Star Trek/Wars/LOTR reference!?

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jif@piefed.ca · 9 pts · 223d (2 replies)

Ya, I always watch some corn before I go to sleep.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 223d (1 reply)

as one does.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 4 pts · 222d

Meh, it was the style at the time.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 223d (1 reply)

Knowing it’s way past time to go to bed when you start to see memes in German on your feed

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 13 pts · 223d

That's one way to tell time on the internet. The other way was while gaming and looking at the rise and drop of online players.

mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca · 29 pts · 223d (2 replies)

I’m the ā€œIt’s Day ___ and they still haven’t noticed meā€ memešŸ˜†

Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 223d

Certified true user.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 10 pts · 222d

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klu9@piefed.social · 28 pts · 222d

Blocking OP for lack of alt text.

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 223d (3 replies)

It’s missing ā€œdebate who the true bringers of liberation will be: the Judean People’s Front or the People’s Front of Judeaā€

SleepingInTraffic@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 223d

Splitter!

Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 223d

Certified true user.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 6 pts · 223d

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saltesc@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 223d

Next morning: Self-diagnose clear signs of sleep deprivation as being ADHD or ASD.

Next afternoon: Google a lot of stuff about neurodivergence but tell everyone you used Duck Duck Go.

Next evening: Look around Lemmy for comments to reply to with all the stuff just learned from Google, even if they're half a year old.

Next late evening: Remember to eat.

Next night: Stay up until 5am complaining about the man, anxiety, and ongoing struggles of a fried brain. Get 3 hours sleep.

YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip · 16 pts · 222d (1 reply)

I've been here since the APIcolypse, and I understood about half of the OP, but you get my upvote, anyway.

My defining moment of the fediverse is when I made a stupid joke asking about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and was told the short answer was Capitalism.

Zagorath@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 222d

Most of the post is geared more towards Mastodon/microblogiverse content, rather than Lemmy/threadiverse stuff. There's a lot of cultural overlap, but where they diverge, this post aims for the former.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 222d

Meow for ninety minutes straight

wdym "straight"

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 222d (2 replies)

3 am

craftrabbit@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 222d

Oh wow, you wake up early

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 222d

i have found the phone's battery is a surprisingly good estimate of how i feel myself

pomfritten@feddit.dk · 13 pts · 223d (18 replies)

For full verification: What exactly is the good kind of Linux?

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 223d (1 reply)

Hannah Montana Linux.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 9 pts · 223d

I mean... it does end with "Linux", so yeah, checks out, approved.ā˜‘ļø

Edit:

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Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 223d

An unpopular distribution of course.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 11 pts · 223d (1 reply)

Ideally, the CLI kind.

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LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 223d

poVoq@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 223d (1 reply)

Needs to have Wayland and Systemd of course šŸ‘

SleepingInTraffic@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 223d

No systemd does too much so it's bloat and wayland breaks this script from 1993 so it's out too

shalafi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 223d
Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 223d

TempleOS :p

YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth · 5 pts · 223d (7 replies)

Mint and/or Arch and/or anything other than Ubuntu, depending on who you ask

OpenStars@piefed.social · 28 pts · 223d (2 replies)

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threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 217d (1 reply)

LOL, do you think OP was being genuine here, or taking the piss out of Arch users?

OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 pts · 217d

I'm sure they were joking. Definitely sure. Definitely they were probably joking. Surely. Maybe. Hopefully? R-r-right?!

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 6 pts · 223d (2 replies)

It's weird to group Mint with Arch. I see Mint as the best intro for a Windows user, hardly similar to Arch.

I use Ubuntu btw. I don't care what anyone thinks, it's working great and that's all I wanted from an OS (yeah, looking at you Microsoft).

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 223d (1 reply)

Where do you get the btw version? I only see the regular version on their website. Is this some sort of members-only version? I’d love to give it a try.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 7 pts · 223d

It's "Build Trigger Warning", aka experimental. It will likely break everything.

AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 223d

I'm squarely in the "anything other than Ubuntu" category

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 1 pts · 220d

GNU/Linux-libre of course

Aljernon@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 223d (2 replies)

You neglected: Call everyone to the Left of you a "liberal" before bemoaning the lack of solidarity on the Left.

zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 222d (1 reply)

Fucking tankies

OpenStars@piefed.social · 3 pts · 222d

Yeah, "consent" isn't their strong point.

TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 12 pts · 223d (1 reply)

Just like me fr

Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 223d

Certified true user.

JackLSauce@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 223d (4 replies)

CW?

Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 223d

Content Warning

grillgamesh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 223d (2 replies)

like c/food, for instance.

its utterly hilarious, and every time I see a post on that hexbear community, I laugh my ass off.

OpenStars@piefed.social · 10 pts · 223d (1 reply)

A CW for... tomatoes?!

Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and block the whole instance then, just to be on the safe side.🄓

grillgamesh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 221d

its so funny though

they're all so stupid and silly that its impossible not to laugh my ass off at them

Tweak@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 222d

The gender flag glitch totally makes this.

Zagorath@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 222d

::: spoiler Transcription A Mastodon post by "YasEen :agenderFlag: :transgenderFlag:" @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone.

DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRUE FEDIVERSE USER

Morning: Eat pronouns cereal for breakfast

Afternoon: Meow for ninety minutes straight and then dye hair blue

Evening: Fediblock an Instance because one of their users forgot to CW for tomatoes in their post

Late evening: Install Linux on a TI graphic calculator, but only the good kind of Linux

Night: Stay up until 3 am and only get 4½ h sleep

:::

Direct link to the Toot.

You're welcome, @klu9@piefed.social

ikidd@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 223d

You forgot 90 mins of intense pearl clutching before lunch to work up an appetite.

atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 223d

does anyone know if pronoun cereals are sold in Romania?

i unfortunately dont qualify as a true fediverse user since i actually sleep (12 hours a day sometimes)

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 223d

Hey OP, you can just @ me next time

Gorilladrums@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 221d (1 reply)

Half of the Fediverse is just far left politics. You have to at least spend a few hours a day engaging in some internal infighting over something trivial or coming up with unhinged takes or calling everything a lib before patting yourself on the back for being a hard working revolutionary.

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 4 pts · 221d

Alternatively, calling everyone tankie lol

squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi · 7 pts · 223d (3 replies)

Ey! It's 3am in 10 minutes...

ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 223d (1 reply)

Well it's just past 3am now. You getting to bed yet or cutting into your 4.5hr of sleep?

squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi · 2 pts · 223d

I'm not awake, you are awake!

v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 223d

ayy 4am sharp. it's new year's tho so that doesn't count

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 223d (1 reply)

if you dye first then you can start meowing while waiting for the dye to take

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 221d

This is the way

TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 223d

How did you get my schedule?

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 223d

Hmph Meow. Meow? Meow?!?

man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 222d (4 replies)

What's the good kind of Linux? Asking for a friend.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 222d (1 reply)

Something with no gnome
X11
gcc
glibc
kgb- kde
grub
java
pacman(the game, package manager is fine)
libreoffice
firefox
pulseaudio
systemd
incompetence
systemd
nvidia

Interview with a gnu/linux user

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 222d
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GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 222d

if you have to ask, you will be blocked.

bitwise@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 222d

Un-ironically, Arch-based distros are solid now. I use Manjaro which means I'm dumb or something, but I've found it to be generally great. The AUR is a wonderful thing.

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 222d

Certified true user.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 5 pts · 223d

what's sleep

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 221d

Also: "Why doesn't the Fediverse have a larger user base?"

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 222d

:3

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 223d

Certified Arch user.

Aneb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 222d

Happy new year!

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 4 pts · 223d

And do the same the next day, true ultra sigma grindset!

TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 221d

Wander into some akkoma instances and this becomes more true than ever