A group of crows is a murder. A group of apes is a shrewdness. What's a group of you called?

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HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 72 pts · 239d (1 reply)

A problem

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 239d

Honestly, that's the most baddest one so far.

"Hey! You guys got a problem?"

[Menacingly] "Buddy, we are the problem."

jerkface@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 239d (4 replies)

A group of lemmy users is a commune.

toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 239d (1 reply)

I thought we were an autonomous collective.

eyelevel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 237d
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DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 239d (1 reply)

More like a Leftist Infighting

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 11 pts · 239d

No one is left enough to be considered left besides me.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 239d (1 reply)

A disappointment.

RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 239d

Hey, that's what my dad used to call me!

Zomg@piefed.world · 22 pts · 239d (3 replies)

Everyone acting like they're a misery to be around with these names.

I'm sure many of you are okay people on your own, be more positive about yourself.

fujiwood@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 239d (1 reply)
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Zomg@piefed.world · 3 pts · 239d

:^)

Rhoeri@piefed.world · 2 pts · 238d

It’s lemmy.

nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 238d

a liability

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 239d (1 reply)

XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 239d

If I get a ute as my next vehicle, I need this guy's face in the window

supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 239d

A confusion

Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 239d (4 replies)

A clusterfuck.

Either that or a delicatessen lol

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 239d (2 replies)

!!<

Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 239d (1 reply)

Beautiful! Is that a Banh Mi?

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 239d

It sure is! You have a good eye.

Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 239d

Perhaps a clusterfuckatessen?

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 239d (6 replies)

A group of me is a "Linux Install Party".

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 5 pts · 238d (5 replies)

Tell us your distro of choice.... and then watch the group turn to cannibalism.

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 238d

Tell us your distro of choice.... and then watch the group turn to cannibalism.

Pinball_wizards taste like chicken...

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 238d (3 replies)

Tell us your distro of choice.... and then watch the group turn to cannibalism.

Nah. All pinball_wizards agree that Debian is best.

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 238d (2 replies)

Nah. All pinball_wizards agree that Debian is best.

Bullshit! New users should have Linux Mint!

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 238d

Bullshit! New users should have Linux Mint!

They'll never learn that way. They should start with Linux From Scratch to learn the fundentals.

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 238d

Bullshit! New users should have Linux Mint!

No way. Some folks need Fedora, to ensure an easier time with their shitty Nvidia chip drivers.

toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 10 pts · 239d (1 reply)

A disappointment

murmelade@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 238d

But the reason too many pancakes is a disappointment is because I can't gobble you all.

Pappabosley@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 238d

A conundrum

Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 239d

I have a long running stance that if I meet myself it's a fight to the death on sight. With that in mind...

A Deathmatch of Dantes.

Usernameblankface@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 239d (1 reply)

A sighting

How are there more than one of me? This should not be possible

MimicJar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 239d

Mirrors!

DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 239d

A snuggle, apparently.

Lawnman23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 238d

Dirty Mike and the boys.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 239d (1 reply)

A campaign.

There would finally be enough willing people in one spot...

Enkrod@feddit.org · 1 pts · 237d

Gods i feel that

PoorYorick@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 239d

Either an Anomaly, or a Difficulty

fartographer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 239d

A reason to check your underwear

gilgameth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 239d

A spectrum

TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 239d

A protest.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 239d

A fleet

YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 238d

An incompetence

zxqwas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 239d (3 replies)

Apes.

Oka@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 239d (2 replies)

Together.

winkly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 239d

Strong.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 239d

Strong.

Bobby_shmurda@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 238d

A bag of assholes....

Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 239d (1 reply)

A gaggle.
Of dicks, specifically.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 239d

Sounds.... Sexy?

thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 238d (1 reply)

A panic

Enkrod@feddit.org · 1 pts · 237d

An anxiety

leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 239d

A mistake.

xep@discuss.online · 5 pts · 239d

I figured someone must've posted this by now but no! A boredom.

MadBabs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 238d

A clutter

lime@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 239d
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devolution@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 239d

Assholes.

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 239d
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Hupf@feddit.org · 5 pts · 237d

A schizophrenia.

mangaskahn@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 239d

A hoard

MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 238d

A blunder.

MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 238d

A disappointment

KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 238d

A successful cloning experiment

mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 239d

A disaster

Routhinator@startrek.website · 5 pts · 237d

Fartnado

MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 237d

A collection of retards

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 239d

GreatDepression²

GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 239d

A good time!

thelsim@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 239d

A chagrin

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 238d

A Magic tournament

_deleted_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 239d

A misery.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 239d

A meekness

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 239d

A crop dust.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 238d (1 reply)

An orgy.

fraksken@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 237d

Yes please 🤤😁

CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 237d

An embarrassment

KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 239d

A Single

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 238d

LAN party

SorryImLate@piefed.social · 4 pts · 239d

A procrastination

unknown@piefed.social · 4 pts · 238d (1 reply)

Teleporter malfunction

Enkrod@feddit.org · 1 pts · 237d

Chief tips holographic fedora

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 239d

The Man Who Folded Himself.

Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 3 pts · 238d

A Caboodle

Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 239d

A Litany of Aspertives.

lime@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 238d

a mess

lulungomeena_burbclave@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 238d

We're called a system.

FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 3 pts · 239d

Static

Nemo@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 239d

A machaduab

chocrates@piefed.world · 3 pts · 239d

Gassy

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 238d

An exhaustion of Pauls

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 238d

A responsibility.

grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 3 pts · 239d (3 replies)

youse

toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 239d (2 replies)

Did you say... Yutes?

grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 2 pts · 239d

SUVS???

SpacePanda@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 239d

What is a yoot?

WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 238d

Idiots

Jerkface@piefed.social · 3 pts · 237d

An insufferance of jerkfaces.

ellypony@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 238d (1 reply)

A herd

tal@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 238d

In retrospect, asking a question that intrinsically depended upon English's many terms of venery on the furry-dense Threadiverse had been kind of lobbing a softball.

confuser@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 238d

A group of kangaroos is called a mob which is funny because they are super dangerous and seen as often as any other strays animals and basically can one punch you

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 238d

An imposter.

Like any of us know wtf we are doing.

Drusas@fedia.io · 2 pts · 238d

A quiet room

alfonsothemonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d

A Session or Sesh for short

TonyOstrich@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d

A disaster

presoak@lazysoci.al · 2 pts · 238d

A group of me is an ass burger

raptore39@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 238d

A recklessness

tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 2 pts · 237d

A flundge. I'm not sure why, but it was the first thing that came to mind.

Enkrod@feddit.org · 2 pts · 237d

A lecture... yeah, sorry, I am that guy and no fun at parties.

Oka@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 239d (1 reply)

[Redacted]

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 239d

![Redacted]!<

sparkles@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 238d
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Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 237d

A Fart.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d

A meh.

JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social · 2 pts · 239d

Too many elephants in the room.

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 237d

Well, technically, you could say a colony if we're counting all the beavers, but in general furries works just as well.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d

A mistake

Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 238d

A problem

Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 231d

sh.it.heads

burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 236d

An orgy 

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 238d

Prostitute enthusiasts (a group of Johns)

H3mp79@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 238d

Ex cons

6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 236d

An HOA. Our leader is a Karen.

kinther@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 238d

An SG team

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 238d

Screwup.

ndupont@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 237d

A nerd

sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 237d

Pack, at least that’s what our parents called us.

fraksken@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 237d

Hadn't seen this one yet ...

awesome

Avicenna@programming.dev · 1 pts · 238d

pasta fan club

LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 237d (1 reply)

What's a word for stumbling like you're gonna fall hard and bad, but then somehow sticking the landing (that you weren't even aiming for) and at the same time, shooting a goal, you weren't aiming for, but just like once and that's it. That's what a group of me is called. I don't know if they've invented the word for it yet, though. I'll come up for it, one day, when I'm not trying and nobody is looking. But I'll know!

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 237d

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 237d

The party

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 237d

A Fuck You, that's what! Any other stupid questions?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 237d

a spite.