Crust on top is not the distinguishing feature between pies and tarts. Tarts often have top crusts. The only consistent difference is the angle and sturdiness of the sides - tarts have vertical (or nearly), sturdy sides, pies have angled sides that are less sturdy.
How about "veggie" lasagna, which I mostly made up of fruits like zucchini and peppers? Grain for the dough? Dehulled nuts. Sounds like a cake to me not completely unlike baclava.
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slothrop@lemmy.ca · 68 pts · 220d
If my gramma had wheels, she'd be a bicycle.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 220d
And then everyone would ride her
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 8 pts · 219d
That was not the order of operations for their grandmother
Thassodar@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 219d
I dunno bro:
Please Exercise My Dear Aunt Sally
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 219d
That reminds me of a Dutch saying: ‘You have to learn it on an old bicycle’.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 219d
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 219d
Y'know, if it had ham in it, it's closer to a British carbonara
Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 219d
Okay nobody else is going to link it? I'll do it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8fgNixllFJg
homes@piefed.world · 22 pts · 219d
davidgro@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 219d
So clearly Lasagna is a fruit cake.
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 219d
Behold. A toast
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 219d
Yum. Raw salmon toast! 😋
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 219d
Sure as shit ain't sushi
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 219d
And there you go! Lasagna is now officially a tomato cake.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 219d
Pizza is a fruit pie
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 8 pts · 219d
I thought about that too but I think the Mozz disqualifies it sadly.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 219d
So is cheese cake not a cake?
And cheese danishes not pastries?
Pizza is a fruit pie.
Lasagna is a fruit cake.
Water is lava.
Cats are living with dogs.
Mass hysteria is already here.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 9 pts · 219d
Good luck with your Mozzarella Cheesecake, pal.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 219d
Don't tempt me with a good time homie! Now excuse my while I eat my Mac and cheddar cereal.
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social · 3 pts · 219d
I would be interested in a mozzarella cheesecake. Like a soufflé but less egg?
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 219d
There are some people in the Midwest who like to put a slice of cheddar on top of their pie.
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 219d
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 21 pts · 219d
It was low hanging fruit.
WindyRebel@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 219d
I dunno, man. It seems apples to oranges.
httperror418@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 219d
You son of a bitch, take my upvote 🫡
Lydia_K@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 219d
Lasagna is tomato cake
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 219d
Keep on going. Eventually you’ll prove that lasagna is a sandwich.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 219d
Is there such thing as a sandwich cake?
After a quick googling, I'm going with sponge cakes are a sandwich.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 219d
Not only is that deeply cursed, it also exists.
Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 219d
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 207d
That was so interesting to read! Wonder why this notification only came through a week after you made this comment... Weird.
Lydia_K@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 219d
Only if you put it on top of a pizza and below an upside-down pizza.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 5 pts · 219d
You know... Lasagna is sauce, cheese and vegetables or meat on a dough base.
Lasagna is a pizza.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 219d
Getting closer. What if you think of pasta as type of unleavened bread. It’s made of wheat flour after all.
axexrx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 219d
Its a dagwood multiple layers of toppings, with layers of bread in between
Valmond@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 219d
As it contains cheese!
Cort@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 219d
A layered tomato cheesecake.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 219d
Just said the same thing further up. Doubly so for veggie lasagne containing even more fruits like zucchini and peppers.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 219d
Fruit pie
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 8 pts · 219d
Yeah crust on top. Its a pie.
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 219d
wait, you finish your lasagna with just plain pasta? You don't cover it with more sauce and cheese?
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 219d
Egg wash it. Crispy top
Edit: and cheese and a spritz of oil but certainly not more sauce on top. Way to wet
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 219d
Hot take, but lasagna noodles should never be crispy
Dalvoron@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 219d
Crust on top is not the distinguishing feature between pies and tarts. Tarts often have top crusts. The only consistent difference is the angle and sturdiness of the sides - tarts have vertical (or nearly), sturdy sides, pies have angled sides that are less sturdy.
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 219d
I think all tarts are pies but not all pies are tarts.
This is one of those fine line semantics that I do actually find interesting as to the cutoff.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 219d
so how whorish does a pie have to get to be a tart?
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 219d
LOL
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 219d
so what the fuck are those bottomless pies? i like to call them chappies
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 219d
Babe, what's wrong? You've barely touched your fruit salad?
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 8 pts · 219d
Waiting on the new lasagna-flavored Pop-Tarts to appear any day now...
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 219d
That's just a hot pocket.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 219d
UNY0N@lemmy.wtf · 7 pts · 219d
Also vegetables don't exist, everybody knows that.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 6 pts · 220d
if your lasagna is tart you better toss it
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 219d
Plot twist: tomato is a berry. 😱
::: spoiler Spoiler But only botanically speaking. In a culinary context, words have no logically consistent meanings. Anything goes. :::
wieson@feddit.org · 4 pts · 219d
Rothe@piefed.social · 3 pts · 219d
Also properly made lasagna with ragu alla bolognese contains very little tomato. It is a meat ragu, not a tomato sugo.
SethranKada@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 219d
I think we might have very different definitions of tart.
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social · 3 pts · 219d
I'm not sure if I buy this but a sweet lasagna could be interesting 🤔
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 219d
there are dessert lasgnas, like dessert pizzas
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 219d
Layer cake is a dessert lasagna.
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social · 1 pts · 219d
What is cake? It sounds like there are some options here 😋
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social · 1 pts · 219d
I will look into dessert lasagna!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 219d
How about "veggie" lasagna, which I mostly made up of fruits like zucchini and peppers? Grain for the dough? Dehulled nuts. Sounds like a cake to me not completely unlike baclava.
rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social · 1 pts · 219d
I have made baklava as recently as a year ago, and have heard of savory baklava, so why not?
KumaLumaJuma@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 219d
Wouldn’t it be a trifle rather than a tart?