I've spoken with the other Lemmy admins in our group chat and we have decided to take this down. We made it very clear that this requirement should not be discussed. As a one time warning we will not ban you, but we will expect three photos this week.
Oh look a Snot Flickerman over here with pretty enough feet to not send bumhole pics! Do you think your gorgeous feet make you better than the rest of us huh?!?
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SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 189 pts · 219d
No, they told me I could stop.
Come to think of it, the word they used was "should". They were really quite emphatic about it.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 146 pts · 219d
Hi, admin of thelemmy.club here -
I've spoken with the other Lemmy admins in our group chat and we have decided to take this down. We made it very clear that this requirement should not be discussed. As a one time warning we will not ban you, but we will expect three photos this week.
Thank you,
- All Lemmy admins.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 55 pts · 219d
The Wednesday nude:
The Epstein Files nude:
The HEX nude:
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 113 pts · 219d
There are a lot of communists on Lemmy, so it's only right your admin sees the means of reproduction.
elvith@feddit.org · 44 pts · 219d
Wait until they decide to seize it
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 219d
In China they did.
They sterilized women who have more than 1 child so they literally did seize your ability to reproduce.
Sorry if this took a serious turn, but every time I think of my mom, that one child policy stuff comes to mind.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 219d
When you're a mod they let you do it
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 219d
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 96 pts · 219d
Omfg I'm tired of this.
Read your fucking instance rules.
Penis inspection is mandatory.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 64 pts · 219d
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 219d
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 219d
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 89 pts · 219d
They immediately sent my first one back and said: “Please stop. We’re gonna make an exception for you.”
Kinda knocked my confidence a little bit, to be honest.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 219d
Think of the woman and the children!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 218d
no thank you. I'm busy thinking about stuff being coarse and gritty and getting everywhere
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 218d
To the high ground with you!
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 219d
Yeah, on reflection, I suppose… and the men; and everyone else inbetween.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 89 pts · 219d
I'm lying naked in bed with my admin and all other instance users right now.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 49 pts · 219d
I took a look at your instance
It's just you isn't it.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 60 pts · 219d
We're having quite a fabulous time over here!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 26 pts · 219d
You must be crazy small. I don't even notice you in here with me.
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 219d
That's what she said.
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 219d
That's an interesting kink: admin/user.
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 218d
The Fedi-Vers
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 219d
Pretty standard, really.
hayvan@piefed.world · 52 pts · 219d
We are ad free and the server costs need to be covered somehow.
escapeVelocity@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 219d
https://onlyfans.lemmy.donation/
lastweakness@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 218d
Idk why I clicked that...
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 40 pts · 219d
Only weekly!?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 219d
Still trying to figure out the admins, figured if you send to enough the mods would respond
/S because app I feel the need too
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 218d
No, shhh...let them find out.
BillyClark@piefed.social · 6 pts · 219d
The admins vary by server.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 219d
You guys are sending nudes? I just send feet pics.
MBech@feddit.dk · 37 pts · 219d
Oh look a Snot Flickerman over here with pretty enough feet to not send bumhole pics! Do you think your gorgeous feet make you better than the rest of us huh?!?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 219d
I have fat edema swollen feet from my cancer meds. I guess someone got a fetish for sausage toes.
Thinking I'm better than the rest of you really is it's own separate thing.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 218d
They're not my nudes
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 36 pts · 219d
You say "have to". I say "get to".
innermeerkat@piefed.social · 34 pts · 219d
observes_depths@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 218d
Can't work out if this entire thread is trolling... Someone send me proof.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 218d
Nah it's a perk for me, punishment for the mod
Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 219d
I think you misunderstood. The email said noods. You’re supposed to send them noodles!
Bababasti@feddit.org · 33 pts · 219d
Noodles? I thought it said Noots?!
invisible@piefed.zip · 21 pts · 219d
I thought it was a weird requirement to "send nudes of your cat daily" for a social media membership. But whatever. The cat likes it.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 20 pts · 219d
Well, its the price to pay being federated 🤷♀️
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 3 pts · 219d
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 19 pts · 219d
This is why it is called !funhole
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 219d
Don't be such a prude! It's for science!
Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 219d
It's the continuation of a long tradition
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 219d
Oh wow. That's just really awful.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 219d
See? We're upholding traditional values!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 219d
This plus a cron job, problem solved.
lastweakness@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 218d
Ah yes, cron, why didn't I think of that?
ickplant@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 219d
I’ve been sending pics of bats and opossums, so far so good!
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 5 pts · 218d
Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 219d
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 218d
Wait, that's not fair!
When I send nudes, they just threaten to ban me.
SirMaple__@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 219d
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 11 pts · 219d
They really love their programming sock pics.
fidgeting9658@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 219d
Routhinator@startrek.website · 10 pts · 219d
Nope, cause my adult filters are active so I haven't seen a single nude since I joined. I also blocked any sub that had that theme.
EDIT: Oh wait.. I just reread that.
Griffus@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 219d
Am I not understanding your joke, or did you not understand the original one?
Routhinator@startrek.website · 20 pts · 219d
... This is what I get for hitting up the shitpost threads before coffee.
Griffus@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 219d
Haha, feel you. We've all been there.
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 219d
I mean, is a bit of a pain to create a new account each time I get blocked. But the nudes have to go where have to go.
Redacted@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 219d
Hey at least SOMEONE wants to see it
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 8 pts · 218d
That's odd. I just had to send one and they told me they won't be needing more.
Una@europe.pub · 7 pts · 219d
Haha sometimes
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 219d
No.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 219d
... There's a Destiny DDG instance?
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 218d
Get too*
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 3 pts · 219d
They're missing out by not soliciting my nudes, people pay good money for that shit.
xd0v3rdoz3@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 219d
Wait, WHAT?
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 218d
Not so weird when you realize It's how you get a verified account on X.