Crossposted from https://feddit.uk/post/43715499
Medical staff had to halt the procedure, fearing a possible explosion. The hospital, unfamiliar with such protocols, immediately alerted the authorities, and around 1:40 a.m., police arrived and activated the bomb squad. The team established a security perimeter to neutralize the device so surgery could continue, though no one knew at that stage if the entire operation could blow up at any moment.
63 Comments
Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de · 62 pts · 193d
But wait... Isn't he much too young to have fought in WWI?
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 193d
It actually was shot into it's great grandmothers abdomen and has been carried through birth in each generation. Now that the carrier is a man medics actually care about it.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 192d
But, it took him 24 years to get an appointment because France has universal healthcare.
- Americans who believe our politicians
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 193d
The shell time traveled and hit him straight in the ass
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 192d
Dear me, what bad luck this poor lad has!
MasterBlaster@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 191d
Apparently didn't have enough cash to buy a butt plug, got creative, and is now forever globally embarrassed (both figuratively, and literally).
megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 52 pts · 193d
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
Come on people if you find century old ordnance in your back yard, make sure it has a flared base!
Stick with mortar rounds, not shells for infantry support guns or artillery!
The described size of the shell is interesting. “Over 3 centimeters” sounds like it could be a 3.7cm shell which were fairly common in WW1 but, none of those were “20 cm long” most being closer to 10 cm, such as the the 37mm mle.1916, the 1 pounder pom pom and the 3.7 cm TAK 1918.
Later ww2 3.7mm shells were often close to 20cm in length though.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 192d
It's not his fault. He fell on it.
Tanoh@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 192d
Million to one shot, doc
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 192d
You've also watched Scrubs?
Tanoh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d
I was thinking of Seinfeld, but indeed I have watched Scrubs too.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d
I think I got my references mixed up. Thanks for setting me straight.
miked@piefed.social · 4 pts · 192d
Learned about the need for a flare base from Lemmy.
Thank you. 😒
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 192d
If it doesn't have flared base, your ass will 'swallow' it. Pretty quickly, in fact. Don't fuck around with this, it's the most embarrassing ER trip you will have.
Because HIPAA be damned, you will end up being mocked online for weeks, and the shame will be yours, even if your name is omitted from the news cycle.
MasterBlaster@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 191d
sssssuuuuurrrreeee you did. (yes, that was a joke, don't be offended, plz)
miked@piefed.social · 2 pts · 191d
Not offended at all. This is Lemmy.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 192d
Great advice for the butthole-fun-curious detectorist
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 36 pts · 192d
“There’s a guy in the waiting room with a WW1 shell inside him”
“Rectum?”
“Not yet, but it’s touch and go”
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 192d
Everything's a dildo when you're brave enough
klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol · 12 pts · 192d
That's the kinda mentality that lead to the fall of Yugoslavia
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 192d
Understood that reference
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 192d
I'm too stupid to be afraid to ask today, apparently. "Please" enlighten me.
Tuuktuuk@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 192d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident tells: "The collapse of this taboo in the coverage of the Martinović case heralded the growth of nationalism that was to lead to the country's collapse in 1991."
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 192d
Ouch, that poor bastard.
Aljernon@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 187d
Damn, that's wild. The worst thing of all (war and bloodshed aside) is that he probably just wanted to disappear in embarrassment and escape notice from the public but instead him and his bottle got written into the history books. I wonder how many academic papers have mentioned his anus?
Tuuktuuk@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 186d
::: spoiler Well, his default escape being "it was Albanians" is such an asshole move to make that he loses all sympathy points for that... (Pun about "asshole" originally unintended) :::
MasterBlaster@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 191d
I'm conflicted about learning this. I find it informative, yet very very disturbing.
At first, I thought it was going to be about the start of WW I, given that Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by a serb in what later became Yugoslavia. It seems these are cursed people.
Tuuktuuk@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 191d
::: spoiler They are lively people. ...and that makes them deadly people. :::
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -1 pts · 192d
And the current fall of the USA.
MasterBlaster@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 191d
Everything’s a dildo when you’re
bravedesperately horny enoughpsoul@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 191d
Amen. Pain can be a great source of pleasure.
victorz@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 192d
Can't make this shit up.
bossito@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d
What's the app?
victorz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d
Voyager on Android
bossito@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d
Thank you, looks cool. I think I'll try it, been using booster..
victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d
My pleasure, pal! Thunder is also a good one. Those are my top two I would say. There are so many now. I think I've tried the vast majority of them though. I had a bit of a trial period. 😅
bossito@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d
I think I've only tried Jerboa besides Boost. Thanks again.
victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d
No prob! Good luck finding your favorite!
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 192d
"Rectum!? Damn near killed 'em!!"
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 192d
"Rectum!? Damn near killed us all!"
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 192d
One in a million shot
SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d
Bulls/brown eye!
buwho@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 192d
gen z's "one guy one jar" equivalent
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 191d
It is a bit more spicy
BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 192d
Time travelers coming ahead for medical care
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 192d
This feels like solid evidence that the UK medical system is going to get worse as otherwise the time traveler would just keep going further in time to get better treatment.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 11 pts · 191d
Those damn Germans! They attacked me from behind!
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 192d
Flared base. Always insist on a flared base.
CameronDev@programming.dev · 8 pts · 192d
Rect
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 192d
Damn near killed.
voodooattack@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 192d
Umm… fair.
Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 192d
"Impossible n'est pas français" 😎
Wilco@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 191d
The new YouTube series "Will it Dildo" has its first major setback.
mkhopper@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 192d
So, when he says something like, "Oh man, I'm going to bomb this bathroom", he's not lyin'.
bitflip@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 192d
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 192d
That episode of Grey's Anatomy was horrifying
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 191d
I've heard of an explosive orgasm before, but this is ridiculous.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 191d
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 192d
Hope he got a tetanus shot 'cause that thing's probably rusted to hell.
JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 191d
Weird movie from A24 but I'll take it
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 191d
A few years ago, I went out at the beginning of the summer to get some new pool noodles. I could t find them, no matter where I looked, all summer. So weird.
The following summer, they were everywhere, but they all had a sticker on them, that included "Not to be inserted rectally." Suddenly, I understood why they had been off the market for a season, as the regulators got involved.
So someone saw a pool noodle, and thought "Hmmm..."
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 191d
Makes sense
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 193d
I don't suppose Badge502 is on lemmy?