I tried to lick it off as I always do with long hairs on my phone, and now my phone is dipping in my saliva. Thank you OP for making me destroy my phone AGAIn!
Looking at this stuff on desktop as always really makes me realize just how many people access the Internet primarily through mobile now. It's a weird, and somewhat disturbing thought. You'll pry my desktops out of my cold, dead hands.
I do mostly access social media through the phone tbh. I still own more computers than phones though. I just use them for other things than social media. Social media is something I visit when I've got some downtime which I wanna waste on being emotionally manipulated by giant corporations.
Lemmy/Piefed is obviously an exception. I use that when I wanna shitpost.
I'm the opposite. I avoid social media on my phone by reading books or playing Simon Tatham's puzzles. I get enough on desktop. Probably too much. Pimp's gotta pimp.
I do a significant amount of computing on my desktop, but yeah, social media, and by that I mean only Lemmy. I really only use on my phone when I'm away from my computer.
It's pie so even if it is a pubic hair, I mean how many germs could it have transferred, and there's no way it touched the whole thing I'm sure I'll be fine just eating this corner....wait is that pumpkin pie? I'm pretty sure pumpkin pie is antibacterial and antiviral...
63 Comments
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works · 79 pts · 200d
And here I am wiping my phone screen to get rid of this random hair
annoyed_onion@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 200d
Me too. And I'm bald...
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 200d
Me too, but my body hair doesn't look like that.
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 200d
I tried to lick it off as I always do with long hairs on my phone, and now my phone is dipping in my saliva. Thank you OP for making me destroy my phone AGAIn!
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 200d
You are a fucking monster.
PhoenixDog@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 200d
With all due respect... What is wrong with you?
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 200d
How else can you clean your mobilek? My tongue is always very close to the screen, I just have to elongate a bit
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 200d
eyyy
JoShmoe@ani.social · 1 pts · 200d
What kind of reptilian are you?
TommySoda@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 200d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 43 pts · 200d
Hair pie.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 200d
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 200d
Could be worse. At least it's not Ajit Pai.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 200d
So true brother
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 200d
Is that better than senpai?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 200d
Just like my mom's!
Etterra@discuss.online · 27 pts · 200d
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 200d
Looking at this stuff on desktop as always really makes me realize just how many people access the Internet primarily through mobile now. It's a weird, and somewhat disturbing thought. You'll pry my desktops out of my cold, dead hands.
dev_null@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 199d
When I'm on desktop I never go to Lemmy because I have better things to do or work on. So I end up only browsing it on mobile.
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 199d
Smart! I should probably just give up social media on all platforms.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 5 pts · 200d
I do mostly access social media through the phone tbh. I still own more computers than phones though. I just use them for other things than social media. Social media is something I visit when I've got some downtime which I wanna waste on being emotionally manipulated by giant corporations.
Lemmy/Piefed is obviously an exception. I use that when I wanna shitpost.
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 200d
I'm the opposite. I avoid social media on my phone by reading books or playing Simon Tatham's puzzles. I get enough on desktop. Probably too much. Pimp's gotta pimp.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 3 pts · 200d
That is just as relevant of a way of doing so! It's just that when I sit down at the computer I usually want to spend that time doing something else!
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 199d
I'm not always so successful I realize as I read this post on my phone waiting for my take out.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 200d
Only lemmy, myself too a desktopiac. For toilet reading and stuff.
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 199d
Toilet time is puzzle time!
Zetta@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 199d
I do a significant amount of computing on my desktop, but yeah, social media, and by that I mean only Lemmy. I really only use on my phone when I'm away from my computer.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 200d
Even though it's a hair on an image, it still makes me retch slightly at the thought of the hair actually being on the delicious pie.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 200d
sent to my wife. she immediately tried to blow the hair off.
I almost pissed myself laughing.
thanks!
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 200d
Nice try.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 2 pts · 200d
Thanks. Got a bit hairy there for a while
gray@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 199d
I'm blonde, not stupid
Zozano@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 199d
Sorry
shuva_meta@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 200d
I can see the ragebait
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 200d
Getitoffgetitoff fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 200d
You get used to that shit at buffets.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 200d
Not if you never go to a buffet. I thought the pandemic taught people that they are absolute cesspools.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 200d
My screen!
Atlas_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 200d
Y u put hair in your meme?
ulo@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 200d
I had a budgie but it died.
rekabis@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 200d
Fuck. You.
Strider@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 199d
You evil being ♥️
BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 200d
My kinda content
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 200d
So take the hair off and eat the damn pie
lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 200d
Got me
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 200d
It isn't pubic hair so I'm not gonna let it stop me. Its PIE!.
omega_x3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d
It's pie so even if it is a pubic hair, I mean how many germs could it have transferred, and there's no way it touched the whole thing I'm sure I'll be fine just eating this corner....wait is that pumpkin pie? I'm pretty sure pumpkin pie is antibacterial and antiviral...
iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 200d
I mean, whose pubic hair is it?
probablymissing@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 200d
that's very clever, i hate it, have a mildy angry upvote
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 200d
They said would you like some pie. I said yes I would.
I forgot they majored in math. I would undo it if I could.
They said 3.1415926535897932384626433
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d
I just realised, this "joke" (fact for me to show off) doesn't work on the internet. I DID memorise that in highschool. No copy and paste
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 200d
You bastard...
2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 200d
I feel like I recognize what kind of pie this is but can't remember... butter pecan?... butter... something...
2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 199d
Buttermilk pie! I think.
Aneb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d
The pie I get handed at holiday parties
Honytawk@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 199d
Your pie needs shaving
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 199d
YES, POLICE! TAKE THEM STRAIGHT TO JAIL
Bruncvik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 200d
Bastard...
Alloi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 199d
"yea, ive been craving burgers too......FUR burgers"
Binette@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 200d
4C hair gang
rmuk@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 199d
What if I'm not in the mood for pie? What if I want pizza?
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 199d
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 200d
Too thick and isn't causing any of the strange rainbow effect around the edges.