Experienced glizzeurs only

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saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 180d (1 reply)

This is how I married my wife in Germany. I am now banned from Germany.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 180d

Sometimes a langerote doesnt literally mean "the long red one"

socsa@piefed.social · 37 pts · 180d (1 reply)

Nothing sexual.

LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 180d

What up!

Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social · 17 pts · 180d (1 reply)

No weirdos.

Oh well. ¯\(ツ)

ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 180d

Here, you seem to have dropped... Oh.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 180d (1 reply)

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 179d

You could make it all fit if you were truly dedicated.

glizzyguzzler@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 180d

🥺👉👈

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 179d (1 reply)

reminds me of this:

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 179d

🤤

emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 180d (7 replies)

Why would anyone keep eating once the bun is gone?

IHawkMike@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 180d (2 replies)

Meat.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 180d (1 reply)

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 180d

Hey, teacher....

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 180d

People eat donuts every day, even the hole in the middle.

0ops@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 180d (1 reply)

Sometimes you gotta take a leap of faith

tetris11@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 180d

Oooh, we're half-way there

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 180d

Tonsil hockey.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 180d (1 reply)

OP is posting while hungry

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 180d

Horngry*

SourDrink@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 180d

P.S. No eye contact unless the mood is right.

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 180d (2 replies)

What if you hide your dick in one of the buns?

Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 180d

One of my dicks in one of the buns

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 180d

Gelding speedrun.

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 180d (10 replies)

Haven't seen "glizzy" used in this context.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 180d (9 replies)

Obama was president when I first saw that name given to hotdogs.

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 180d (8 replies)

Why "glizzy" tho?

Agent641@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 180d (6 replies)

People started referring to Glock handguns with extended magazines as 'Gluzi', being short for glock-uzi.

The Uzi is another gun with a commonly extended mag that pokes out the bottom of the grip, hence the comparison.

The slightly derogatory 'Gluzi' became 'Glizzy'

Now, another more derogatory nickname for a gun with a mag that sticks well beyond the handgrip was "Hotdog" because, well it looks like the sausage sticking out the end of a hotdog bun.

So people are calling these guns "hotdogs" and "glizzy", and so naturally, at a barbecue somewhere where the sausage was notaby longer than the bun, someone must have started referring to their extended sausage hotdog as a "Glizzy" as a joke, comparing the sausage to the extended mag of a Glock, and it stuck. The comedy lives in referring to an innocuous food item as a weird looking, often gang or crime-associated style of gun. Maybe because there's a high chance of encountering both kinds of Glizzy at certain barbecues, and bystanders are subject to the ol' switcharoo when one person asks for a Glizzy, and received a hotdog. Or maybe they asked for a hotdog, and recieved a gun, IDK I wasn't there.

0ops@piefed.zip · 15 pts · 180d

Can't learn that in college

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 179d (3 replies)

I hope you made every word of this up, because this is the de facto history of glizzy now. Like, a screenshot of this comment should be the entire Wikipedia page.

piranhaconda@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 179d (2 replies)

I shall do no further research into this topic, this is now canon for me

sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 179d (1 reply)

i decided to do some single-onion-layer level of research. wikipedia article has at least one reference supporting OP's description:

https://www.kqed.org/arts/13908052/food-doesnt-slap

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d

It makes perfect sense, like how glizzy could be short for Glizzabella or Glizzaac, it can mean two things!

PrincessTardigrade@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 178d

Dang and here I thought Australians were the first to call a hotdog a glizzy. And I assumed it was glistening with grease, and that's why they abbreviated to glizzy. According to a quick search, you appear to be correct tho with the glock-uzi slang

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 180d

I wanted to give you a reasonable answer. There isn't one. The only answer I found is super fucking stupid.

VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 4 pts · 179d

Lady and the Tramp-style

Gibibit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 179d

I would ask someone to hold the other end just to eat it end to end myself.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · -1 pts · 180d

Eew, shared bacteria.

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · -10 pts · 180d (25 replies)

That's disgusting.

Mustard is for chemical weapons, not food.

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 180d

I lol'd.
Plus, dijon, m'lad.

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 180d (1 reply)

I just reported you to ICE for this terroristical anti-mustard comment.

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 180d

I am Antima

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 180d (12 replies)

Damn, lots of mustard stans here I guess

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 180d (4 replies)

We will fiercely defend our passions.

ETA: ignoring the obvious ketchup on that glorious wein shudders tells us far more

rtxn@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 180d (2 replies)

Imagine bitching about pineapple on pizza when those gastroterrorists are unironically putting ketchup on sausages. It's sacrilege, an atrocity against man and god.

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 179d

Pineapple on pizza is great in theory. In practice people usually don't pre-grill the pineapple and they don't cut it thin enough, so it creates a big soggy pineapple juice crater in my otherwise delicious pizza.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 179d

None of it compares to well done steak with ketchup.

Makes me sick just thinking about it.

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 180d

I probably wouldn't use ketchup either, but if it were already there I'd still eat it without gagging.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 180d (1 reply)

I eat the raw stuff (horseradish).

And since my friend also hated it, I sent him a video of me happily eating the raw stuff, without flinching.

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 179d

Expert trolling. Hat's off to you

toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 179d (4 replies)

I got a similar reaction when I made a comment derogatory of mayonnaise.

Probably most common condiments have fans ready to defend them.

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 179d (3 replies)

You don't like mayo? What an affront to all things holy!

/s

toynbee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d (2 replies)

I respect but disagree with such an opinion, no /s.

I do like pasta salad though, so there are exceptions.

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 179d (1 reply)

OMG pasta salad is one place where I don't put mayo. Let's hope we never have to plan a cookout together :D

toynbee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d

I've never actually made or had homemade pasta salad, so who knows - I might like it better without!

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 4 pts · 180d (7 replies)

Username works out just fine.

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 180d (6 replies)

No, unfortunately too many of my fellow Americans like mustard.

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 180d (2 replies)

Joke's on you: my mustard game has become so advanced - a habit so entrenched - it has rendered me immune to the chemical irritants which are commonly deployed at street protests, which is really coming in handy lately.

As I wind my way to the front, my people chant in unison:

MUSTARD MAN! MUSTARD MAN!

MUSTARD MAN!

I open every orifice and beg for pepper balls and gas. The people, euphoric, giddily cheer through their masks as I personally ingest about a year's worth of taxpayer-funded chemical munitions via every route physically available to my mortal form. The pigs waste... all of it. It is a tasty snack.

The pigs are sad. They go home for the night. Questioning their life choices, they are unable to sleep. Half of them later resign.

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 180d

Your poor taste in condiments aside, you are a man of the people and I salute you.

seathru@quokk.au · 1 pts · 180d

Did someone evoke Mustard Man

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 5 pts · 180d (2 replies)

Not REAL mustard they don’t. They like that food dye number 666 shit that has zero mustard seed in it.

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 180d (1 reply)

You mean like what's in that picture?

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 1 pts · 180d

I have no idea where it was taken but from the burnt surface of said glizzy the pic would suggest that it wasn’t served near Port Authority and thus soaked in 9 day old water and smeared with Chernobyl sourced ingredients.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 179d

People who don't like mustard are not to be trusted