With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed, I have probably seen more nude women than every human in my direct ancestry.
If not combined, I definitely have the high score for now.
With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed, I have probably seen more nude women than every human in my direct ancestry.
If not combined, I definitely have the high score for now.
71 Comments
HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip · 269 pts · 193d
By not having kids, you could cement your place as #1 titty seer of your bloodline
hansolo@lemmy.today · 54 pts · 193d
Turns out that there's a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we've never had data to figure out all out.
HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 193d
arin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 193d
Down syndrome people would love this trick
6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 193d
And the chromosome challenged absolutely hate it.
Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 193d
800 boobs, even if only counting naked and from a real person (no AI, no drawings) is a low low number, and even skipping porn most pimps will have seen that number in their lives.
errer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 193d
I saw 800 boobs just last night. 800 is rookie numbers.
Eq0@literature.cafe · 9 pts · 193d
Poor gynecologists…
hansolo@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 193d
Nope, only applies to boobs. A curse wouldn't seek to deny innocent people medical treatment.
Poor mamogram techs, though. Between the radiation and the boobiation... rip.
Im_old@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 193d
I can confirm that I've defied the curse then! 😅
ceenote@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 193d
Are you saying parents can't have porn addictions?
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 193d
I think they just meant that having a kid opens it up so you might not stay #1.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 193d
Genuinely couldn't figure out what HuntressHimbo meant 😅
AmidFuror@fedia.io · 2 pts · 193d
ceenote might be saying that OP's dad watches more porn than OP.
HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 193d
No I more meant that OP could keep their lead perpetually by not having kids who could top them.
arin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 193d
The internet isn't for porn?? Oh no
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 193d
Adding this to the list of benefits to being snipped.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 81 pts · 193d
5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org · 74 pts · 193d
I only ever touched one naked lady. That was 16 years ago. I liked it so much, I never touched another one. She seemed to liked being touched by me too and never left.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 193d
Really hoping this isn't a joke about your mom...
5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org · 123 pts · 193d
Not at all, it’s a joke about your mom.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 193d
Oh sheeeeee
Viceversa@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 193d
So you two are father and son! So cute!
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 193d
In fairness, your mom's so fat it's difficult not to touch her
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d
Don't kink shame!
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 192d
Especially if your grandparents were swingers.
I could have done without knowing that but there we are...
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 192d
fewer
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 191d
danciestlobster@lemmy.zip · 80 pts · 193d
I hear an alarming large number of people can trace their ancestry back to Genghis Khan and I am not sure you have him beat. Maybe though
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 193d
Oh i forgot about that guy. Its a closer match-up than i thought.
cenzorrll@piefed.ca · 10 pts · 193d
Also, mammals evolved around 300 million years ago, and being generous, clothes were first used 3 million years ago. So the number of generations of your ancestors who didn't see tiddies everyday is a rounding error to the number who did. And they were ALL successful *vaguely waves in your direction*
Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 193d
But during the "walking around naked" times people tended to live in small communities, whereas we have access to thousands of naked people online everyday.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 192d
Yeah i was thinking you go on a gallery site and you scroll past scores of them without even noticing. An advert pops up with like 10 different naked chicks thumbnails and you close it before you even take in any details, but you've still seen them. Its gotta add up
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 193d
I dunno, even assuming Ghengis had sex every day and his proclivities leaned toward having multiple concubines sent to him at one time, that still doesn't necessarily equal the number of different people someone could cycle through during a session of flogging the bishop. Someone with a high libido could easily pass Khan these days.
sukhmel@programming.dev · 4 pts · 193d
But he could've organised orgies to increase daily nudes views, optimisation
Hello_there@fedia.io · 47 pts · 193d
Should have been a gynecologist.
30 min appointments.
40 hr weeks.
80 vaginas per week.
4160 vaginas per year.
Some repeats per year, probs, but not all. Maybe 3000 more per year?
20 year career.
61,000 vaginas.
Of course that probably ruins all joy out of seeing them. But that's a best in bloodline amount of puss.
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 193d
As a working artist, can confirm.
Seeing nude people for work is less fun.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 193d
I had a part time gig DJing at a strip club for a brief time. It gets old much quicker than people think.
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org · 17 pts · 193d
Some of them will be from healthy, slim 20 year old girls, but some will be from the opposite end of the spectrum 😐
Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 193d
Or speculum, you could say
entwine@programming.dev · 8 pts · 193d
Blue waffles are a lot more common than you might assume
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 193d
Lmao I'm dying over here
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 193d
Counterpoint: We used to exist without any clothing and saw naked ladies all the time. And naked dudes. And even gasp naked children.
danciestlobster@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 193d
Yes but also probably not a ton outside relatively small tribes so might still be low numbers
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 193d
PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 193d
But did you see them IN PERSON? How good is your score now, uh?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 193d
I'm definitely tied for last place unless theres some blindness along the way...
Eq0@literature.cafe · 8 pts · 193d
Or some ultra-Christian middle age stuff against nudity even in the bedroom
johsny@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 193d
I live in a naturist resort, (nudist colony) so I still win, probably.
seriousslayerguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 193d
datavoid@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 193d
Probably at least 2 though
seriousslayerguy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d
Did I stutter?
datavoid@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 192d
Sorry about your mom
seriousslayerguy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 191d
I have 2 daddies:) but nice try
tinyvoltron@discuss.online · 15 pts · 193d
Are we talking 400 different women or just 800 total boobs in different situations? This is an important distinction.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 14 pts · 193d
To be fair, any currently living but older relatives will have had the ability to access high speed internet for just as long as you, but also time with older forms of media as well.
justsomeguy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 193d
In the yearbook of your bloodline after the entries for greatest warrior, wisest thinker, kindest soul and many others there will be you, top gooner.
A long unbroken line that dies in a million fruitless nuts.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 193d
I hope we dont have to meet everyone in the afterlife. Imagine how disappointed they'll be.
paraphrand@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 193d
Men too :smart:
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 193d
It's about quality, noy quantity
BlackLodgeCooper@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 193d
We're about to have some quality quantum-titties in the future.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 193d
Your parents:
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 193d
My body count is well over twenty, but nothing in the past eight years, by choice. I'm 60.
I'm not bragging, my number is pretty low compared to my contemporaries, even the women.
I do wonder about my virgin adult son, though. Not that I'd ever ask, it's his business, not mine. Also, none of this matters at all. Not seeing pictures of nude women, not having sex. It's just a nice aside to living life, not important.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 193d
I think that's a very healthy number. I'm 53 and I had a very self-destructive first half (+) of my life. I stopped counting very deep into the triple digits and if you told me that I hit four digits, I would not be shocked. I have only been with two people I have loved or cared for and, in my opinion, that's the only number that matters.
IMHO, our generation had a fucked up relationship with sex.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 193d
What percentage of all the naked ladies publically posted on the internet do you think you've seen?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 193d
Probably close to 0%. Theres a fuckton
skisnow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 193d
Magritte would like a word
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 193d
It's a good time to be alive.
JerryMerweather@piefed.social · 2 pts · 193d
I unfortunately watched porn too, and I regret every second I wasted watching porn.
Supported sex trafficking without even knowing, and ruined my life with it.
Not proud of what I did, I am disgusted.
GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io · 8 pts · 193d
That's why I only jerk off to hentai tentacles porn. My conscience is immaculate, god itself will welcome me into heaven. I am ready.
paraphrand@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 193d
People don’t like to look at this dimension. They just like to talk about how seeking out porn is natural and normal for teens. I’ve seen a few people around Lemmy make this claim as an argument against doing anything about how we handle pornography in the modern world.
They don’t want to consider the fact that unfettered access to porn from puberty impacts how a whole class of people engage with the world, and with others. Impacts how they socialize, how hard they try in seeking out partners. Etc. It’s a deep subject that just gets dismissed for a variety of shallow reasons.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 192d
Yes but consider the children
grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 193d
well digital pix of them anyway
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 193d
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