The alternative was to launch a half-baked WW3 with no real changes and then eventually decide to rebrand the whole thing to gain some popularity and just drop the 3.

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Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 139d (16 replies)

Wars are subscription based now. Instead of one massive and enormously expensive short-term conflict, you get a decades-long enormously expensive conflict.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 37 pts · 139d (8 replies)

Uh...How do I cancel? Tired of paying for this, don't want it, never wanted it.

BoJackHorseman@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 139d (5 replies)

Vote out the lobby groups pushing American politicians into war.

Oh wait, you can't. Your democracy sucks ha ha

hansolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 139d (4 replies)

Just make them illegal.

BoJackHorseman@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 139d (3 replies)

Why would the lawmakers make a law against themselves making a lot of money

hansolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 139d (2 replies)

Referendums. Or riots. You know, whatever people are feeling.

huppakee@piefed.social · 5 pts · 139d

What the people are feeling:

an illustration of a guillotine

BoJackHorseman@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 139d

The people who didn't roit after finding out the president and his billionaire friends have been raping and eating their children would riot for this?

Sabata11792@ani.social · 2 pts · 138d

We have to lobby Israel so they bribe our politicians to do it.

MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 139d

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bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 139d (1 reply)

With the cancel link obfuscated by reams of propaganda

Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 139d

The unsubscribe button is just a placebo.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 139d (1 reply)

unsubscribe! unsubscribe!

Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 139d

If you try to unsubscribe you’re a traitor, and probably antisemitic…somehow!

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 139d (1 reply)

You may only cancel once your banking account is empty and so is all the other ones.

crank0271@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 139d

No worries - your kids can pay for it with Afterpay

CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 138d

I suppose the Cold War was arguably one of these too.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 58 pts · 139d (5 replies)

AKA, the forever war, from 1984, where war is waged specifically to waste and destroy the product of economies, to keep the proles poor, and thus unable to rise up against their oligarchical masters.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 139d (1 reply)

We’ve always been at war with Iran.

Thorry@feddit.org · 13 pts · 139d

They've been an imminent threat for decades now!

1984@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 139d (2 replies)

People are rising up in other poorer countries, but I dont know if it has any effect. Massive demonstrations and many people killed, but is change happening?

I dont know. Human societies are just dumb and not built for human happiness. Its just a big tax and profit game people run through for their entire lives. Then they get old and die. Thanks for your effort. Lol.

Signtist@bookwyr.me · 7 pts · 138d

It's important to understand that change happens when we force change to happen, not when we implore the people who have already decided not to make change to reconsider. Demonstrations are great to raise awareness of the issue, but when it comes to actually changing anything, they're pretty crap. At best they can scare someone into making change if they think the demonstrators might get violent if they don't, like how the black panthers scared politicians into that very belief during the civil rights movement.

The issue now is that nobody believes we'll actually get violent, and for good reason. Generations have been raised on the idea that "violence is never the answer." Basically our only option to really make change is to use our numbers against them, but that means that some people are going to need to overcome their conditioning and volunteer to be the first to make the choice to rise up, likely to their own demise. If we can't do that, we're screwed, so the question is how bad does it need to be for it to happen, and will it be too late by then?

Alphonsus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 138d

Nice

mech@feddit.org · 41 pts · 139d (5 replies)

WW365

bridgeburner@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 139d (1 reply)

WWCopilot

NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 139d

Upgrade to premium to receive rations

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 139d

WWX brought to you by Charleston Chews

DannyMac@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 139d

Valve: WW Alyx

BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 139d

When war is baseline, and peace requires an ultimate seasonpass to enable purchasing it as pay per view. Luckily getting access to the unaffordable housing dlc only requires purchasing the "falsely advertised tertiary education with no actual marketable skillset"...

horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de · 32 pts · 139d (4 replies)

We've moved from waterfall through to an agile continuous-delivery world war paradigm.

lividweasel@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 139d (2 replies)

Oh god, are we sprinting toward the downfall of civilization?

foofiepie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 139d

Perhaps. We’ll know when the authorities feel they Kanban books.

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 139d

Cold War II, the Fascist Boogaloo and the Enemy Within.

ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 139d

With agentic integration.

voidsignal@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 139d (1 reply)

WW Pro XL ™

KingOfSleep@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 139d

Platinum Edition

Tronn4@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 139d (1 reply)

Here comes the Cuba DLC

RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 9 pts · 139d

* Cuba Season

Agent641@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 139d (1 reply)

World War 365

InnerScientist@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 138d

Pretty sure they renamed it to Copilot

trashboat@piefed.social · 13 pts · 139d (1 reply)

They number world wars by year now. Welcome to WW2026

Bakkoda@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 139d

They always make em trilogies too

MrMakabar@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 139d

I knew Valve was behind WW1 and WW2...

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 139d

WW s09e21The One With The Middle East (Part 7)

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 139d

That's actually really convenient for managing shareholder value expectations.

ApeNo1@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 139d (1 reply)

Continuous Invasions / Continuous Deployments model.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 139d

It’s been that way since the1990s, no?

Cold war is out, perpetual war is in.

Pretty sure this is the plot of Metal Gear Solid.

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 139d

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 6 pts · 139d

That all started with the rebranding of war as a conflict, i.e Korea. It worked, so we've been in conflicts ever since. No danger of world wars anymore.

zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 139d

“Windows 10 will be the last Windows you need”

dumbass@piefed.social · 5 pts · 139d

Subscribe to the World War Battle Pass and revive your free military skin.

anitarobs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 138d

It’s basically the geopolitical version of releasing a game in alpha, getting review-bombed, then delisting it and relaunching six months later under a new title with 80% of the same assets and a slightly different trailer voiceover.

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 139d

And the dlc's have increased in price dramatically lately.

tristan@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 4 pts · 139d

What we forgot is that peace is the subscription model. The institutions supporting it require constant attention and care. Once you take them for granted and decide they’re not needed, that’s when the default, war, comes back.

elucubra@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 139d

A rolling distro

Una@europe.pub · 4 pts · 139d

World war Tokyo drift when?

BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 139d (3 replies)

I guess the world is like Valve, no Half-Life 3, Portal 3, Left 4 Dead 3, World War 3, nothing.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 6 pts · 139d (1 reply)

But we do get spin offs. World War Epstein instead of Half Life Alyx

huppakee@piefed.social · 1 pts · 139d

Also Splinter Cell: Terminating Jeffrey and Splinter Cell: Seal the Files

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 139d

L4D3 is called Back 4 Blood. 🤷‍♂️

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 139d

Paid tier with ads.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 139d

World War Vibe

monkeyman76@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 139d

DLC heavy breathing intensifies

zewm@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 139d (4 replies)

World War Tres. This way he can claim the T stands for Trump.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 139d (1 reply)

WWD (dumb or Donald)

shawn@thagoat.org · 2 pts · 139d

World War Drumpf

jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 138d

It's one thing I'd be fine sticking Trump's name on.

All the dead in this war, military and civilian, American, Iranian and Qatari, are blood on Donald's hands

anitarobs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 138d

You don't think that's funny, do you?

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 139d

I'm buying the battlepass (going shopping at a military surplus store)

inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 138d

War as a Service.

I wonder when they're going to drop in loot boxes.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 139d

World War Survive

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 2 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Just let Valve develop it

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 138d

Great, now we don't even own the war, but we can wear a variety of silly hats!

1984@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 139d

You just dont announce it.

lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 139d

Time for the season of war.

What's your name? (What's your name?)
Who's your daddy? (Who's your daddy?)

Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 139d

We’re one ME 1.3

cdf12345@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 139d

GABEN FOR PRESIDENT OF EARTH

Doomsider@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 139d (3 replies)

Hey look, a new creative way to deny we are in WWIII!

YaGirlAutumn@leminal.space · 2 pts · 139d (2 replies)

nah like fallout we will just call it The Great War

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 139d (1 reply)

Lol, fair enough.

I hope we are around to see the end of it I guess.

YaGirlAutumn@leminal.space · 1 pts · 139d

I hope so too