Conforms to Marxist theories regarding the proletariat.

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 104 pts · 114d (18 replies)

am guy. gonna shave my legs and get feminine flip flops for extra tip

lauha@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 114d (2 replies)

And paint your nails

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 113d (1 reply)

Add fake tiddies for extra bonus.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 113d

I tio Bigg when my screen is graced with foot titties.

Tudsamfa@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 114d (3 replies)

Nah, it would be too much effort to shave and paint the nails every day.

I'd stuff another female leg just for the photos into my glove box.

TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 114d (1 reply)

Your nails need shaving?

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 114d

Don't yours?! What kind of freak doesn't shave their nails. That's just weird!

loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 113d

Another? How many legs do you have in your glove box?

Gladaed@feddit.org · 8 pts · 114d

Flip flop for the tip top.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 113d

It doesn't say that it works only for female feets. We have a sample size of one so we shouldn't jump to conclusion. We need to take into account other data we can gather like the gender pay gap which would suggest that men earn more money and therefore male feet would generate even more tip. That's obviously just an indication, it's impossible to say anything for certain with the data we have available.

BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 114d

That's the way!

daggermoon@piefed.world · 5 pts · 114d

I'd know it was you. You wouldn't fool me.

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 114d (6 replies)

inb4 some person writes a fember service

feminine flip flops

What even is that?

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 113d (5 replies)

Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 113d (2 replies)

That was more skin than I ever wanted to see outside a NSFW instance.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 113d (1 reply)

think I proven my point

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 113d

I still don’t get it? Those are just flip-flops?

Also what she’s wearing are rather Birkenstock sandals

thax@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 113d (1 reply)
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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 113d

that'll be three fiddy.

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 76 pts · 114d (12 replies)

imagine paying for free feet pics

krashmo@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 114d (10 replies)

There's petabytes of free porn on the internet and yet tons of weirdos pay for subscriptions to porn sites. Such is life

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 114d (6 replies)

Maybe thank these weirdos once in a while, my dude. It’s thanks to them that there is petabytes of free porn. Like even most “amateur” porn are made by independent artists who hope to get paid by a weirdo. If nobody paid, there would be no industry and there would be no treasure trove of free porn.

EffortlessGrace@piefed.social · -1 pts · 113d

"Treasure" in treasure trove is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

Tudsamfa@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 114d (4 replies)

All the best media has already been made, hasn't it? What's new in the industry, Isekai? VR?

As long as I set a date in the past and stick to only consuming the media before that date, I don't owe those weirdos any thanks, since they no longer contribute to the development of anything I watch.

So this is why I should be able to pirate snes roms, no idea what you are talking about.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 114d (3 replies)

Okay but if nobody paid for porn or any media in the past you wouldn’t have it now to consume.

Triasha@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 112d

People created art and music for no profit as far back as the records go. If there was no profit motive, people would still make porn. There wouldn't be as much porn, but there would totally still be porn to be found.

Tudsamfa@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 114d (1 reply)

Let me be an annoying pedant here and say that a huge number of media is made without profit incentives, we humans create a lot and share it for the fun of creating, be it free games, fan fiction or even music.

Sure I rarely consume such media for being a corporate slut, but you didn't know that.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 113d

bruh hate to tell you but we all know that you are a slut.

Nalivai@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 114d

I am subscribed to an independent relatively small porn company, and I don't even watch them that often, I just believe in their mission and want them to thrive

anise@quokk.au · 5 pts · 114d

Seems better to me than watching on pornhub or the like

Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 114d

Because we all know that horny is the most rational of all states of humanity

NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 113d

Right! All you need to do is look down.

zbyte64@awful.systems · 39 pts · 113d (2 replies)

People saying because it's a woman but honestly I was thinking it works because you're creating a small human connection in a system that alienates us from each other, providing "value" we didn't know we nedded

BigDiction@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 113d

Poetry

percent@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 113d

Maybe it's both. I would guess that men's feet would get tipped more than no feet, but less than women's feet.

Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 114d (4 replies)

In what app?

I have to tip when I order like I'm a psychic about the level of service I'm going to receive. If I was prompted to tip after, my food would probably come with less pubes and spit.

GamingChairModel@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 113d (2 replies)

Doordash puts the tip in the order so that drivers can view them as bids for service, and they generally snatch up the highest tipping orders immediately. Low/no tip orders with long distances or a lower rated customer might languish, unclaimed, because drivers won't want to take them for insufficient pay.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 113d

I always tip well when I use these services because I live in a generally low income area, and I know what it's like to struggle.

Because of this, I usually get really good service. Probably because I have a good rating from tipping so well.

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 113d

Which is why the delivery workers got so pissy after the delivery apps moved tipping to after the delivery.

https://www.businessinsider.com/uber-eats-doordash-delivery-worker-tipping-nyc-law-2026-1

This is the only service where I have to be Carnac to figure out how much to tip.

ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 9 pts · 114d

Uber prompts me to tip right after the order but I can skip it and pay just the food now and the tip later, after the order arrived.

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 114d (8 replies)

Is it the feet or is it a reminder that a human brought you food.

mika_mika@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 113d (5 replies)

Correction: because a woman brought them food.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 113d (4 replies)

it's because an attractive woman is bringing them food.

mika_mika@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 113d (3 replies)

The delivery services I have used do have a small profile photo of the driver so maybe this is correct, but if you're sad enough to tip more because of feet in a dropoff confirmation picture, you probably don't care as much if the person is attractive or not.

Also, The random girl in the meme is not the woman who did this in the delivery photos.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 113d (2 replies)

i think it's more of an unconscious thing. doubt they see the photos and think "hot, I'll tip her more so she comes back", rather it's more like those experiments where people tipped more to strippers based on their estrus. 100% subconscious

mika_mika@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 113d (1 reply)

Maybe I'm just ignorant to what drives my own biological monkey brain, but I think that if someone somehow is oblivious to the wider opening of their wallet because "potential mate" reasons, the individual just lacks self awareness.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 113d

I think it's just it's important to be aware of unconscious biases. we're still money brained.

ChexMax@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 113d

My thought as well. Humanizing yourself makes me think about the situation you're in to be driving door dash and the situation I'm in to be ordering it. I ran into my diaper wipes deliverer yesterday and though should I tip? For delivery from a website, something i don't tip for. But I made contact with the driver and I was grateful for their service in delivery. I think it's human nature to be easier to tip light if you can forget a human person was involved

variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 112d

I think it's the human aspect. I used to Doordash and there was a noticeable uptick in after-delivery tips when I put a thumbs up in my delivery photos

InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 113d

Tarantino Shipping and Delivery inc.

calisti@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 113d

They’re trying to seize the means of reproduction.

solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 114d (1 reply)

Now you have to get your butt pictures in there

Karl@literature.cafe · 7 pts · 114d

And your d*ck pics

wieson@feddit.org · 16 pts · 114d (3 replies)

My immediate thought: those shoes are not safe for driving

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 114d (2 replies)

Anytime I wear thongs, for example, I'll slip them off before driving.

jj4211@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 113d (1 reply)

Makes sense, but what about your shoes?

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 113d

Hehh

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 113d (1 reply)

My impression is that this post got so many upvotes because you've put the pictures in.

justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 112d

Quad erat demonstrandum

AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 113d

Why is there a white lady on the cover image, are we trying to whitewash feet pics now?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 114d (1 reply)

Pro-tip for the fellas: print out sexy legs/feet and hold the photo in front of food drop-offs.

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 114d

As a man with a size 6 shoe. I'll just wear some fancy strappy women's shoe and play pretend.

The fools will never be the wiser

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 114d (1 reply)

I should do that just so people have to see my hairy legs and hobbit feet

fonix232@fedia.io · 8 pts · 114d

Chances are you'd find someone who's into that...

MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 113d

OnlyLogistics

WereHacker@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 114d

Penguin Classic: Happy Feet

Jagarico@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 114d

The top left picture is like: "gotta get her some flowers, but gotta tip those feet too."

MML@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 113d (4 replies)

I know this is a joke but I would totally remove my tip for this 🤮

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 113d

The ratio is acceptable. Feet guys pay really well.

NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 113d (1 reply)

I have a friend who is also a foot anti-fetishist. I find being revolted by feet equally inexplicable to being aroused by them, but both are fine I guess.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 112d

Personally, it's not so much the feet themselves that are a turnoff but attempts to appeal to foot fetishists annoy me and obsession or focus on feet turn me off.

It's like those skits of someone doing dirty talk to turn a partner on but they keep talking about stuff that is either not hot at all or more offputting or confusing than hot.

Though this one is subtle enough that it would probably go unnoticed, at least until I saw this post (going forward it will be obvious). Not that I use those food delivery services at all.

BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 112d

Not worth withholding the tip, just, I don't want to think about dirty, smelly feet next to my food

Also I fucking hate tip culture

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 114d

This would work over here. I can't talk to someone without impulsively fellating a toe, okay!

Only like sixteen felonies this year

Johnmannesca@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 113d

Dan Schneider's ordering again?

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 113d (2 replies)

I (a male) should start a foot pic GoFundMe posing as a particularly hairy female. I guarantee I would at least bring enough in to buy some McDoubles.

Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 113d

It's funny that you think that, but tbh getting people to spend money on that sort of thing tends to be harder than you expect. I wouldn't quit your dayjob

musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 113d

Pick up the food with your hairy ass toes, you'll make a killing

MaybeNaught@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 112d

I guess fashions come and go, but I never understood the appeal of that bright/flat, chalk/paper white color on nails.

faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 113d

Das feet

Steve@startrek.website · 4 pts · 114d

Wut

Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 113d (3 replies)

It completely conforms, when you think about it

MTZ@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 113d

starik@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 113d (1 reply)
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 113d

Lol good

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 111d

....here come my fake feet!

Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 114d

"THE ORIGIN OF THE FAMILY, PRIVATE PROPERTY, AND THE FRONT DOOR STEPS"

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 114d

Former foot fetish models have to make s living somewhere

criss_cross@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 113d (3 replies)

This is AI right? Like the bag in the top left is doing some weird jank and the welcome mat is a reverse cursive.

rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 113d

The bag in the top left looks normal to me. It has a bouquet of flowers sticking out. And mirrored images aren't all that strange.

rhymeswithduck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 113d

That looks a lot like Brit Marling, the actress.

Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 113d

I'm not sure, which is why we should reject AI image generation at every instance when it is identifiable.

Evotech@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 113d

That’s Galaxy brain

AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 113d (1 reply)

In my small countryside town, there's like 4 delivery drivers. Only one of them gets a tip. They call ahead and hand me the food.

The others just put the food down and take a picture.

Vincentmario@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 113d

I tend to tip when they don't call and just take the picture. I think I'm cancelling you out