Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend.

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claimsou@lemmy.world · 136 pts · 132d (20 replies)

From the same artist. Died alcoholic by suicide.

mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud · 49 pts · 132d (19 replies)

Why is everyone butt naked?

claimsou@lemmy.world · 98 pts · 132d (1 reply)

That’s because he was a very religious man

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 132d

*pious

starchylemming@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 132d

he was a classical era rule 34 artist

JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 36 pts · 132d

They didn't know about furries yet

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 132d (8 replies)

Because it would look much more weird to walk around naked, except for your butt?!

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 132d (7 replies)

TIL, underwear is weird.

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 131d

All your underwear is crotchless? u nasty

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 131d (5 replies)

I mean it is, clothes to wear under your clothes that makes you more indecent while wearing them than not They should be called adult diapers because they only serve to soak up urine and shit stains.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 131d

They should be called adult diapers because they only serve to soak up urine and shit stains.

You may be using them wrong.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 131d (3 replies)

They also reduce friction and can prevent unseemly bulges...

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 131d

*Prevent unseemly bulges

That's a bug not a feature.

yilian@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 131d (1 reply)

“unseemly”

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 131d

Hey, we can't all be like David Bowie and get away with it

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 131d

How do you generally Gangbang / Masterbate?

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 131d (4 replies)

It's Buck Naked, "Butt Naked" is a "bone apple tea" type thing

Evkob@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 131d (3 replies)

Both butt-naked and buck naked are used.

Comparing them with Google Ngram does show that buck naked predates and is slightly more frequently used than butt-naked, but I'd say butt-naked has been widely accepted into the lexicon. Bonus, it doesn't have (possibly) racist origins like buck naked has.

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 131d (2 replies)

Wait, buck naked is racist?

Evkob@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 131d (1 reply)

Apparently, buck used to be a slur in the US for a black or Native American man.

A suggested etymology for buck naked is that it refers to the the nude state of black men when they were sold at slave auctions. AFAIK it's not attested anywhere, just a hypothesis.

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 131d

TIL

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 134 pts · 132d (7 replies)

Live fearlessly

tetris11@feddit.uk · 98 pts · 132d (6 replies)

Walk like a champion

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 97 pts · 132d (5 replies)

Be unstoppable

zloubida@sh.itjust.works · 95 pts · 132d (4 replies)

I swear to God, go fuck yourself

benjaminb@discuss.tchncs.de · 34 pts · 132d (1 reply)

I think somebody saw the same post... https://lemmy.world/post/45532513

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 132d

Thought back on that post for a moment and got confused lol.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 132d

😘

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 132d

We love and care about you in this troublesome time.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 132d (27 replies)

Where can I get cursed like that?

Craigslist

stankcheez@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 132d (8 replies)

Fetlife probably a little more reliable

ickplant@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 132d (7 replies)

I’ve heard Feeld is where it’s at.

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 131d (2 replies)

I've had a good experience on Feeld, as a bisexual woman. I've found that there are far fewer deceptive unicorn hunters on there (I say this as someone who is open to being someone's unicorn, if they are open and candid about their wishes. I once went on a Hinge date with a woman whose profile said she was a lesbian, but at the date, she ambushed me with her boyfriend. She said she lied because she didn't think I would have showed up to the date if she said she wanted to bring her boyfriend. Gross behaviour)

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 131d (1 reply)

My problem is the straight men who put that they are open to dating trans men and swipe on me. Usually something like “women and trans men” in their profile.

If you want to date a man, you are not a straight men. You are bi or gay. Trans men are not here for your tomboy fetish.

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 131d

Oof, yeah, that's gross as hell. I imagine that must make the already pretty demoralising experience of online dating even worse. Guys like this get super defensive if you call them out on this transphobic bullshit too.

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 132d (2 replies)
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ickplant@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 132d (1 reply)

And if you do confuse them…

“Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole dick in my mouth.”

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 132d

my favorite popsicle flavor is DICK!

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 131d

Feeld is the closest in my experience, but the real trick is to run in sexually libertine circles. Also to be young, because the older you get the pickier you get about your orgies in my experience.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 132d (4 replies)

True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 131d (3 replies)

Woah what? Actual relationships can come from there?? I thought that was a myth

ickplant@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 131d (1 reply)

When we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”

This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.

Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 131d

Ha. That's adorable! Also, congrats on Thursday! That sounds wonderful. I hope you two have a great whatever-you've-got-planned!

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 131d

Brother, the universe is an unending assault of unexpected events. I don't ever get surprised by things I never thought could happen. We could all wake up tomorrow as birds and I'd just be like "yep this is it."

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 132d (12 replies)

I don't recommend Craigslist ended in the hospital after hooking up from that sight.

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 132d (11 replies)

Worth it?

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 132d (10 replies)

Huh no, not even a little. Spent two months in the hospital. And they cut big chunk out of me. Apparently it was from and infected spider bite, but this woman wanted me to shave down there and I did. Got a nic doing so. And was working on a horse ranch at the time. I think that's how I got infected and ended up with my thigh sweeling up.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 131d (6 replies)

So you got an infection from shaving, nicking yourself, and getting horseshit on it... the craigslist hookup was merely adjacent to the thing that landed you in the hospital.

Your original comment made it sound like you got catphished and beaten...

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 131d (5 replies)

Yeah well I wouldn't have had that happen if I didn't hook up with someone on Craigslist. Wasn't even that great of sex.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 131d (4 replies)

You could've met them at the library and the result would've been the same if they asked you to shave. Doesn't matter how the sex was.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 131d

don't be too hard on them. they're so dumb they got horseshit on their open festering wound of a dick and can't understand why it's not anyone's fault but their own.

dude probably votes republican.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 132d

I mean...that doesn't sound like a Craigslist problem... that sounds like a you problem.

TipRing@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 131d (1 reply)

Poor spiders always getting blamed for staph infections.

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 131d

Yeah never bought the spider bite excuse. But what doctors put in the chart.

mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de · 43 pts · 132d (5 replies)

So jokes aside, why is it titled this way? Or is the title actually a joke?

Edit: https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/

Meh, looks like he's probably just using it as a synonym for damned, so just classic boring religious condemnation of horny. Though in fairness he may just be using it descriptively and playfully the way we now use "naughty" I guess?

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 132d (3 replies)

From https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/

The title can possibly refer to prejudices related to women and their open sexuality during the 1800s; in other words, a woman so open and free is “damned” because she is not chaste or coy.

mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 132d

Hah, whoops, I edited this in before I saw your response! Same research!

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 5 pts · 131d

So it was the old "naughty"?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 131d


[this is sartre]

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 131d

Yeah, just puritan bullshit. Appeal to male insecurity, too, at least the types that get upset at the idea of a woman having been touched by another man. And then those negative feelings get protected onto the woman, of course.

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 40 pts · 131d (5 replies)

Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I'm dead inside.

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 131d

Don't let your dreams be dreams

Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 131d

I think that happened in an episode of golden girls so you might just have to wait a decade or 2.

trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 131d

real

Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 131d

Have you tried?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 131d

Oh it's great, highly recommend if you ever get the chance

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 131d (1 reply)

I’m sending this to my ex next time I wanna hook up:

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 131d

Thank you for the edit.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 29 pts · 132d

This was porn in the days before photography

rumba@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 131d (2 replies)

I used to work with some swingers.

I asked them about the lifestyle.

"You have a lot of sex, but it's not necessarily with people you'd be interested in having sex with. Sometimes you're the other side of that equation."

ickplant@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 131d (1 reply)

Used to be a swinger. This is very accurate and ultimately why we stopped.

stankcheez@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 131d

Sounds awkward. I've met a few folks in that lifestyle that weren't exactly ... appetizing, though, so I can see where you're coming from

CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app · 25 pts · 132d (2 replies)
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Brummbaer@pawb.social · 13 pts · 132d (1 reply)

Maybe there was a lot of beef in her polycule or something. He wanted to paint the backstory but never did get to it?

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 132d

Maybe she needs vaginal intercourse to orgasm and this is just endless foreplay.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 131d (1 reply)

"She carries a terrible curse."

"That's bad."

[OP image]

"That's good!"

xyguy@startrek.website · 18 pts · 131d

Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 132d (6 replies)

well you'll have to become some kind of moon-man or make space travel as everyday as owning the common horseless carriage.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 132d (5 replies)

So you're saying Neil Armstrong licked a lot of clit?

I don't know what to do with this information.

somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 132d

Not saying he didn't. But you don't get to just go to space for liking missionary

JamieDub86@piefed.social · 2 pts · 132d (3 replies)

Become an astronaut?

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 132d (2 replies)

No he did that ro get out of Ohio.

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 132d (1 reply)

Whats an Ohio?

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 132d

Apparently a place that inspires people to leave the planet.

moakley@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 132d

Thumbnail looks like a bloodhound.

Klear@quokk.au · 19 pts · 132d (1 reply)

Octave tassaert sounds like a shape I'd learn about from an hour long youtube video.

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 132d

wakes up from topology nightmare

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 131d (2 replies)

Damn you think the painter had the models pose like that for hours?

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 131d (1 reply)

Followup question, did the painter crank it while painting?

TomArrr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 131d

Spoilers. The cursed woman is the painter

Karl@literature.cafe · 9 pts · 132d

Boii, she thickkk

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 132d (1 reply)

Where do I find me a damned woman!? In every sense of the question.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 132d

They're holding up half the sky, brother.

sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io · 5 pts · 131d

To shreds you say?

heartpunk25@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 131d

So is this what Christian Hell is like?

spacemagick@mastodon.social · 4 pts · 132d
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 131d

Can I also participate in this curse? I'm gay I just think it seems like fun

darkmogool@feddit.org · 2 pts · 131d

I eant to be cursed too… please…