edit: I love how Europeans still struggle to believe that these are what America sees as pancakes. For context, these buttermilk pancakes were so big that I only ordered two and could only eat half of the second one. If you went to our "International House of Pancakes(IHOP)" and ordered pancakes, this is what you'd get. America really is on another level.

139 Comments
snoons@lemmy.ca · 80 pts · 147d
The plastic utensils complete it.
Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 146d
Really wish more people carried their own utensils to places that are too stupid to use metal ones.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 146d
I carry chopsticks because they're easy to pack.
Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d
Oh smart. We have reusable ones (wood and home and metal for the road), but never really considered using then for everything.
We have a spoon/fork/knife set thats the "hardest material knife you can bring on a plane" for food. That way we can keep it in our bags, too.
mrmaplebar@fedia.io · 49 pts · 147d
I refuse to engage in the pancake wars, and love all the world's pancakes equally.
Fluffy American pancakes are fantastic with maple syrup and butter on top. Crepes and Euro pancakes are more versatile, nice with just a little lemon and sugar, or even with a more savory topping. I haven't tried those Japanese super-thick rice cooker pancakes, but I bet they're good.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 147d
Agreed. I just want people know what I generally mean when I talked about "pancakes" in my pancake posts
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 143d
just add
"amer*can"before "pancakes", like"amer*can football"or"amer*can democracy"brown567@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 147d
Pan-fried batter is always 👍
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 146d
Hoecakes
brie_cheese@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 146d
"American pancakes"
Canadians: >:(
mrmaplebar@fedia.io · 8 pts · 146d
Sorry. North American pancakes.
Fribbizz@feddit.org · 42 pts · 147d
I see where your confusion comes from. You think you have a pancake there =) To me that looks more like a Austrian Kaiserschmarrn. Delicious, but how are you supposed to put a spread on that and roll it up?
Though your point stands that pancakes are just close approximations of proper crêpe. =)
Successful_Try543@feddit.org · 42 pts · 147d
You have to use the proper translation, otherwise Americans won't understand you:
then_three_more@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 147d
As a Brit your picture is definitely a normal pancake. Op has posted a extra bloated Scotch Pancake.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 147d
Scotch Pancakes are just normal pancakes in America. If you gave a British pancake to an American, they'd probably be confused by it.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id · 5 pts · 146d
Americans being confused by things is not a high bar.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 146d
American food is far more Scottish than English, mostly because the Scottish understand the proper amount of decadence
then_three_more@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 146d
I did enjoy battered deep fried burger followed by a battered mars bar when I did the Edinburgh festival I'm not ashamed to say.
Cherry@piefed.social · 3 pts · 147d
TBF usually the Americans take the concept then claim and rename it. So I am surprised they kept the name. Either way....the European pancakes were being made and being seen before westerners started colonizing America....so how the Europeans see pancakes is true to the origin.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 147d
You don't roll up American pancakes, you cut them up into pieces. I used a piece from the center to better demonstrate just how thick they are.
manxu@piefed.social · 14 pts · 147d
I thought you were going to write, "I used a piece from the center as the foundation slab for my house." 😀
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 146d
Please gather up those eggs before you accidentally bump one and it rolls off the table.
Though I agree that those do look better and now I want (thin) pancakes and delicious toppings to turn into sweet burritos. If I want something heavier, I'll make waffles.
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 146d
Rookie mistake. Everyone knows the only way to eat pancakes is to stack them on top of each other and eat them all at the same time.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 146d
Precisely, hell at black bear if you get a volcano they stack the whole meal on em and you just do it all in one go
TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 146d
A few years ago I moved from the Southeastern US to the Pacific Northwest. The upgrade in diner food from Waffle House to Black Bear blew my mind.
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 146d
In my opinion I've rather have waffle House than black bear anytime. Black Bear diner is bland boring old person food whereas waffle House at least comes with fights.
TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d
Ehh. Waffle House has the worst grits I've ever tasted, and there's no excuse for that in the South.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 145d
It tickles the crap oudda me how aggro southerners can get over grits
quips@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 146d
Black bear is mid teir as well. The best pancakes are likely to come from your mom and pop place where the people cooking actually know how to cook homestyle americana well, not just random minimum wage workers
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 146d
I wasn't that hungry, ok? 😫
Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org · 16 pts · 147d
Pancakes in Berlin.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 147d
Wow, that's new to me
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 147d
They are doughnuts. When Kennedy said "ich bin ein Berliner" he was claiming to be one of those.
Although Japanese souflee pancakes are about that thick.
Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org · 11 pts · 147d
what they are and how to call them is a highly debated topic accross the german speaking countries.
they are however baked in fat just like doughnuts, i don't know if the used batter is the same however.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 147d
Wow, maybe less healthy then US pancakes.
Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org · 6 pts · 147d
this is dessert not breakfast food ;)
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 146d
Cold pizza and doughnuts is the breakfast of champions!
figjam@midwest.social · 2 pts · 147d
In the states there are 2 general types of donuts. One is cake which looks similar to the pic. The other is yeast which consists of flaky thin layers and is more like a deep fried biscuit.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 147d
To be perfectly honest I don't think Ive actually had one in Berlin. I was binging on pfeffer brezel while I was on holiday in germany. but the shitty Norwegian version is made with doughnut dough.
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 144d
No he did not. It can be deliberately misinterpreted like this though.
Besides, it's correct to phrase it like he has. Had he said "Ich bin Berliner", then it would imply being from Berlin. His phrasing is rather about being in solidarity with the people of Berlin.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 144d
Ok now I know. As an island monkey, the subtleties of the German language are largely lost on me. Although I am led to believe that if he'd tried to express solidarity with the people of Paris, it would have raised a chuckle?
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 144d
Je suis un Parisian? I don't speak French so this is the closest thing I can try. Besides, if you look at the whole speech it doesn't even require much nuance:
It's the difference between:
"I am a Londoner" and "I am from London"
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 144d
I meant in German. "Ich bin ein pariser".
Domi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 146d
Suzie Izzard reference again :))
MapleFawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 146d
Bit late to the party, but this is a German internal culture war. Basically each village has its own name for those. Some names make more sense then others.. Berlin calls them essentially pancakes other places call them Berliner and no one is giving an inch on what to call them.
Slein4273@feddit.org · 3 pts · 146d
Das ist kein Pfannenkuchen, das ist ein Kräppel!
Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org · 3 pts · 146d
In Hessen ja, hier heißen die Berliner.
Don_alForno@feddit.org · 2 pts · 146d
That's a Berliner. Please, everybody, don't be fooled by this untrustworthy person.
Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org · 3 pts · 146d
There is a reason why i specified "Pancake in Berlin". I'd just call them Berliner or "Marmeladen-Döner", when drunk or silly.
mlc894@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 146d
Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 147d
I'm skeptical that the Americans would plan to have a pancake specifically 2cm thick .. or even have a tape measure with cm on it.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 147d
I took this picture myself after getting the pancakes from a genuine American establishment. This is the average for our restaurants. Someone with me mentioned they had a small tape measure, so I decided to capitalize on it.
Also, it's not that uncommon for our tape measures to have metric.
Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 147d
They must've gone for the classic thirteen sixteenths of an inch!
Though an inch is of course defined as 25.4 mm, so Americans are basically always using metric, just with extra steps ;)
Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 147d
Ahh the industrial inch .. if only there were some barleycorns we could really get down to the true height of these tēganitēs ..
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 147d
We actually use American football fields as our base unit.
Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 147d
Damn restaurant better be making their pancakes at 13/69,120ths of a standard Football field or I'm gonna be mad, they better be able to prove it with their 192/69,120 standard football field ruler too!
ricecake@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 146d
After the treaty of the meter though, we redefined the length of the handegg field to be 1.0435 soccer fields.
runiruin@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 147d
All measuring tapes I've seen here have metric on them, not sure why this is surprising
wieson@feddit.org · 1 pts · 146d
I've never been to a US hardware shop, so I don't know what all of youses tapes look like. If I can be honest, when an American talks about minutes, I sometimes stop myself and think "do they use the same minutes as the rest of the world?"
Maybe that's why it's surprising.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 147d
i can verify that this is neither three feet 🦶🦶🦶 nor a meter 📏
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 147d
that's approximately how long the entire tape measure is. it's a keychain thing
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 146d
Now try to eat a single Japanese pancake. I'm a 6'3" 230lb man and failed to finish the large one. The shop I went to had 3 sizes, something along the lines of a 4", 7", and 10" diameter pancakes. Japanese pancakes are generally at least 2" thick.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 146d
Yeah that's just a fucking cake at that point
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 146d
I love that everyone comments about how the USA has too much sugar, but nearly every time I've watched a Japanese recipe they add just silly amounts of sugar to things.
Hell I watched someone add sugar to a scrambled egg.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 146d
Occasionally you see chirashi sushi boxes in supermarkets with pink sugar crystals sprinkled on them. I can't for the life of me imagine who wants sugar on fish, but they persist in selling them
(couldn't find a great picture of it)
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 146d
Oh gods, when I was in japan on business that was the worst. I just wanted something nutritious and familiar for breakfast after a few days and so I tried the eggs at the hotel and they were so sweet. I imagine that's how Europeans feel about our bread (I know I hate how sweet it is)
nickiwest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d
In Colombia, one of their traditional beverages is literally just hot water with a whole lot of panela (unrefined sugar) in it.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 146d
But it's cooked in a pan rather than baked in an oven, so we need some way of differentiating between the two. So we'll have cakes and bakecakes.
MIDItheKID@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 146d
Cake, huh? Maybe some kind of cake that you cook in a pan? Some kind of pan-cake?
HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 147d
looks like diabetes
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 147d
yes
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 147d
we never said a man sized pancake was a healthfood
figjam@midwest.social · 8 pts · 147d
Also, yes.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 9 pts · 146d
Behold, Spanish Christmas Pan Cake
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 4 pts · 146d
Beholding in progress.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 146d
delish!
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 146d
I’ll take a Korean pancake any day.
Called haemul pajeon. Korean seafood and green onion pancake. Packed with shrimp, squid, and clams (shelled) and green onions for colour and flavour. It’s the ultimate bar snack!
Minnels@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 146d
Oh damn. I used to make these years ago and have totally forgot about it since. I loved it. That is 100% going back on the menu.
TheOakTree@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 146d
There are a ton of Korean pancakes. Haemul pajeon, pajeon, kimchi jeon, gamja jeon, yuk jeon, bindaetteok, hotteok, buchimgae, etc.
All of them are tasty too, and lots of meatless and/or shellfish-less options.
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d
Oh yes. Haemul pajeon is just the one I’ve had the most. I also really love pajeon and kimchi jeon. I need to try more!
Corngood@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 146d
Looks good. I'll also throw Okonomiyaki into the pancake competition
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 2 pts · 146d
Yummmmmmmmmm 🦐🦑🦪
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 146d
The pancake pizza 🤤
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 147d
Hey, what is all this crêpe?
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 146d
Very flat French pancake thing
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 147d
this looks like Kaiserschmarrn ~ ~ <3
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 147d
They're just cut up into little pieces!!! There were two big fat pancakes that I cut up like this:
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 146d
Do you have a special pancake compass tool (like the kind used to draw circles, not the kind that points to the nearest breakfast place) for the inner circle or do you use a cookie cutter for that?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 146d
knife and fork :/
MrMobius@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 147d
Soon they'll say the galette-saucisse is just like a hot dog.
ajikeshi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 146d
hotdog is just a frikandel with cake around it
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 147d
I've been to a number of diners in the states (my fiancé is a gun monkey). And yes they're very filling but they also taste like bicarbonate of soda and greasy buttermilk.
I implore you to visit the Netherlands before claiming pancake supremacy. I wouldn't want you to make a fool of yourself.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 147d
Oh, I don't think America is supreme by any metric. This place has almost no redeeming qualities
CarrierLost@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 147d
Most of the wilderness areas are beautiful, so we’ve got that going for us I guess.
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 147d
Republicans: but what if instead of that national park we had an oil field and a Walmart there?
CarrierLost@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 147d
Yeah…. That part is sad and I hate it.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 147d
Those are being sold off for mineral and oil exploitation to Trump's buddies.
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 146d
I recently took a trip to the Great Smoky Mountains, popped into Crocket Breakfast Camp for... breakfast.
Kids pancake is a singular pancake, about 12" wide and 2"+ thick
nickiwest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 146d
Oh, man, I love that place.
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 146d
Flapjacks, silver dollars, thic crepes
figjam@midwest.social · 6 pts · 147d
You've convinced me. I think I would like European pancakes. Rolling without being to thin sounds like a great on the go food solution. I have tried folding American pancakes around sausage and they always end up breaking apart.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 146d
Dip the sausage in pancake batter and deep fry it
Aqarius@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 146d
...I think this is supposed to be a joke, but calzone-style savoury pancakes are absolutely a thing.
angband@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 146d
At home they're about 1/2" thick, and 4-6" in diameter, that's what you get most non-chain places too.
quips@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 146d
Can confirm the archetypal American pancake is much more like half an inch. OPs pancakes would def be considered thick.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 146d
They definitely were on the thicker side, but this was compared to European expectations of 1 cm being crazy. They came out looking bigger in the pic, so they were closer to 3/4 of an inch than 2 cm
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 146d
These are Paul Bunyan approved type pancakes, your heritage has been stolen from you
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 146d
pizza is just crepe with tomatoes and other stuff
(don't change my mind)
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 146d
but the defining property of a pancake is that it's cooked in a pan or on a similar surface. A pizza could be a pancake, but isn't necessarily one
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 146d
oooooooh i get it now, pan-cake lol i never thought about that before
well here in austria we call them palatschinken so there's no "pan" in that word at all.
Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org · 3 pts · 146d
i think the austrian palatschinken has it's name from a hungarian language, so still a chance, that there is a pan hiding in there.
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 146d
That's borderline a casserole cake.
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 147d
for a moment pefore i read eny of the text i thought this was about kidney stones
pjwestin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 146d
Just gonna leave this excerpt from the greatest 22 minutes of comedy ever recorded right here.
pseudo@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 146d
I love the pancake-posting but there is no reason to look down on crepe. We can have both.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 146d
Yes! I wasn't looking down on them, just highlighting the difference
pseudo@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 146d
I think I will cook pancakes for tea time. These day, it feels like both Internet and my surroundings are conspiring to make me eat them...
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 146d
i have a bmi of 17 and can take down 5 with two slices of bacon, hashbrowns, and eggs over easy what is wrong with you
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 146d
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 147d
Crepes are better by default imo but pancakes unlock the possibility of putting toppings in the batter which makes it an interesting matchup again
mika_mika@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 147d
did you say pancakes?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 147d
something along the lines of pan cuties with cake?
u9000@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 146d
How thick are European pancakes?
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 146d
Thicker than crêpe, thinner than american.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 146d
If they are 5mm, they are too thick
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 146d
as far as i can tell there is virtually no difference, at least to swedish pancakes. Maybe crepes are thinner if you get really professional ones, but in practice it's basically the same thing.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 147d
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 6 pts · 147d
Imo, a lot of pancakes aren't all that sugary. The syrup that we drench them with, on the other hand... Yeah, maybe not particularly healthy.
RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 6 pts · 147d
Cake is like 3-4 inches thixk though, and has layers and icing.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 146d
cake just means it's sugary and airy, which american pancakes most certainly are, and european pancakes most certainly are not.
figjam@midwest.social · 3 pts · 147d
I've never had (or knew about) European pancakes. What are they like?
glibg10b@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 147d
Very thin, can be rolled up
figjam@midwest.social · 7 pts · 147d
Isn't that what a crepe is though?
Tommelot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 147d
No, thicker than that
razzazzika@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 147d
Oh, so how i like my pancakes. My wife likes the big thick ass ones but I always have to convince her to make them thin and she's like, these are like crepes and im like I guess, but thats how I like them.
Tommelot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d
Indeed. Pancakes are like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pannenkoek
razzazzika@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 146d
Something like that but I like a lot of smaller ones rather than one big one.
RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 1 pts · 147d
Yeah, I like a denser one, maybe a quarter inch thick. Not paper thin like a crepe would be. Sounds like what you are suggesting.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 147d
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 146d
If you're ever in the bay area, there's a place called Milbrae Pancake House. I don't really fancy pancakes much, but when I get a hankering I drive there, and it's not even a short drive from my place. Shit is on point. Definitely worth the drive. Glad I don't live close or I'd probably put on 50 lbs.
beegnyoshi@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 146d
earwax