cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45976558
Moar overtime, you lazy serfs!
https://fortune.com/2026/04/22/work-life-balance-bupa-fortune-500-ceo-barack-obama-work-weekend/
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45976558
Moar overtime, you lazy serfs!
77 Comments
spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works · 167 pts · 103d
I worked 50-100 per week for years and after 60 hours or so there is very little "life" left to be had, the time remaining is almost all dedicated to chores.
What do you want to bet that this guy has had a staff his whole life and never had to deal with laundry, cooking, shopping, cleaning, bills, or any of the other dozens of tasks necessary in an average person's week?
A billionaire's life consists of nothing but work and leisure with serfs to do everything else, so screw him and his condescending "work- life" lecture. He doesn't even know what that means.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 103d
And his "work" and your "work" are WILDLY different.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 102d
Do you not clock inl for the time you spend dining with your coworkers at a Michelin star restaurant? That totally counts, and should go on your time card...
shani66@ani.social · 4 pts · 102d
I'll admit to never being c-suit, or even a manager, but even the most corporate cock gobbling, sickophantic [sic], capitalist worshipping propaganda outlets describe the average work week of a CEO as completely worthless to society and entirely free of actual work. These people, and i use the word lightly, couldn't even imagine lifting a box let alone doing an actual day's work.
toxicbubble@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 103d
seems everytime an emergency pops up like car repairs, I'm set back to $0 and suddenly working 6+ days/week become meaningless and tiring. at this point, just working the rest of my life towards cars and rent. almost hoping for a disability at this point cuz it's the only way to retire early
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 102d
I could totally do 80 hours a week if I had people to clean my house and raise my kids.
spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 102d
Imagine someone cooking all your meals, changing your sheets every day, paying your bills, and full time staff to manage your home, children and every other aspect of your life? Doctors on staff, home and office gyms, personal trainers, private jets, helicopters and limo drivers too.
I was lucky to get 10-12 hours of "life" when working 60 hours a week. If I had the kind of life this billionaire lives I could put in 100 hours and still have more leisure time.
shani66@ani.social · 4 pts · 102d
And don't forget the work is mostly playing in your phone in an office, hanging out with friends, and being available for speeches a few times a year.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 102d
I still wouldn't. Fuck that.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 102d
I mean, he’s a CEO so his “work” is getting drunk and eating shrimp cocktail with other assholes who pay people to raise their kids.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 102d
Sounds awful.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 102d
Lawyer? I don't know what else could put up numbers like that
I used to pull 300 hr months from May to December stomping though the bush and digging holes. Tiring doesn't even begin to describe my field seasons.
My off season was working on mines as a soil monitor, and those months were 220-250 hrs. A lot easier work, but it takes its toll on you too.
Did that for 10 years. My hips and lower back were completely toast.
Now I work 37.5 a week at a desk. Made in the shade, baby.
Finally rehabbed my injuries as well.
Life is good.
Any one who says work life balance is a myth or for the weak can come get eaten by black flies with me. That's if I don't brain them with my shovel first.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 102d
And his 'work' consists mostly of schmoozing.
ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca · 80 pts · 103d
You need to be Luigied Mr CEO.
iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 103d
aesthelete@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 102d
He "happily works through weekends"...because his idea of what "work" is isn't really fucking work.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 46 pts · 102d
He mentioned reading the newspaper and sitting there reflecting on things as work.
aesthelete@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 102d
Some of these assholes consider the commute or exercise as work time. Must be frickin' nice.
Diurnambule@jlai.lu · 15 pts · 102d
Was in a startup where the founder did this. I started to copy and commit things while entering the train and scheduling call in transport. He forbade us to do that and kept doing small hours buy never spoke about it to us again XD
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d
To be completely fair, commute time should be billable for everyone. But should I have to work during those hours? Absolutely not.
wampus@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 102d
Flyin around some tropical "resorts" with suspiciously young staff, fuckin models to create an army of my progeny, shitposting on twitter... but stock went up, and I made money! I must be doing that working thing! I'm working for like 6 companies full time as their boss! -- Elon Musk and other Billionaire shitheads.
xSikes@feddit.online · 69 pts · 103d
Says the guy with work life balance
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 48 pts · 102d
It’s easy to say when you’re a CEO and “work” consists of a series of meetings over lunch that you don’t pay for and making decisions based on data that has already been processed and analyzed by multiple layers of underlings.
AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 102d
I'm not sure he even does that, according to the article, he goes to meetings from business open to close then fires off a few emails here and there. This dude's most marketable skill is filling space in a chair while people talk around or at him for 10 hours. Fucking billionaires.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 102d
I guarantee that several times a week at least one of those “meetings” is a €500/plate lunch that lasts 3 hours and involves maybe 5 minutes of business talk.
Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 102d
Yes, that’s sometimes necessary. The other person at the dinner has a lot of power, is well connected, of has sometime the company wants or needs.
So you make them feel good and talk friendly, make them feel important and smart. That builds the trust to decide to get into a multi million dollar contract.
The real business bonding happens when you do cocaine and spitroast an escort together.
Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 102d
The key skill CEOs have are their contacts.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 10 pts · 102d
And pay personnel to do all the time consuming chores in life. He never did mention cleaning, doing laundry, groceries or mowing the lawn in that support busy schedule of him.
newthrowaway20@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 103d
Sounds biased. I'd say he wants you to work yourself sick so he can bill hospitals.
How many times are we gonna have to teach you guys this lesson?
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 102d
I also don’t believe in work-life balance.
I believe in life-work balance.
If you don’t have time for work you shouldn’t be expected to do it.
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 101d
There are kinda 3 things really... Job-Chores-Leisure. If you're working so much all you have time for is chores, that's not balanced, but if you never do those and only leisure, you're also losing.
MalReynolds@piefed.social · 1 pts · 102d
Someone with their priorities straight. This needs more attention.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 33 pts · 102d
Get fucked, parasite.
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 102d
Parasites shouldn't give their opinion on anything. They don't matter.
wavebeam@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 103d
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 102d
Pay us like you pay yourself and we might agree.
deathbird@mander.xyz · 21 pts · 101d
That's cool, but when you say shit like this, when you position yourself as an enemy to normal people, you certainly have no right to get upset when people say they want to treat you like an enemy.
Ophrys@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 101d
One of the best aspects of the presence of media everywhere is that these ghouls think they're so smart that they have to express their opinions. And the more they talk the more everyone realises they are mediocre at best, they're working overtime to dispel the notion of meritocracy lmao
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 101d
I want to treat him like an enemy.
IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf · 20 pts · 103d
Ugh, stop making your mental issues my problem.
Bunch of weirdos.
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub · 17 pts · 102d
Meanwhile all that extra work for the love of the job means nothing. There'll be no raise at the end of the year in these difficult times because . They've shown the world loyalty means nothing and you'll be replaced with AI out robots the moment they think it's possible and cheaper.
icedaemon0@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 101d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 101d
Their idea of work is to hire a bunch of smart people, underpay them and then terrorize them that they are about to lose their jobs at any minute, then demand ideas. Sift through the ideas, choose the best, and tell everybody to do that. When it succeeds, you declare record profits, pocket a billion dollar windfall, and lay off a few thousand losers to celebrate.
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 103d
No, work life balance is for the week. We should only be working part of the week. Like, how about 40 hours a week? Sounds more than reasonable. If you don’t like that, how about 32 hours a week, and we don’t burn down any warehouses?
Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 103d
Jokes on you, Bupas whole business model is shitty contracts, they have no warehouses.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 102d
Lynchings it is, then.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 103d
For now.
nkat2112@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 103d
This here is the correct response.
theacharnian@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 102d
Shut up money hoarder.
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 101d
People who say shit like this didn’t get beat up enough as a child.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 101d
It's never to late to learn a harsh lesson.
MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 103d
It's easy to have work life balance when you haven't worked a day in your life. (And not in the rock n'roll kind of way.)
TVA@thebrainbin.org · 8 pts · 103d
RIght?! Also, when you count golfing as 'work', yeah, other people complaining about how difficult it is when they work all the time might seem weird.
Also - when you don't need to worry about things like cooking, cleaning, driving, etc..., you've got a shit ton more time in the day that you can put towards 'work' if you want!
Hackbraten@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 102d
Am I being too extreme if the first thing that springs to mind is ‘kill him’?
yakko@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 101d
Sign of the times, really. I just hope more workers start to play hardball, the rich are getting much too bold
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 102d
Nah, that sounds about right.
HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 102d
I'd like to see these loudmouth motherfuckers actually put in a camp and forced to do real work, then I'd like for them to report back to me about work life balance.
treadful@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 103d
There's some truth to that. But the conclusion is just that most jobs suck.
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 101d
Not if it's actually about balancing time, it could be a job you love but you still want and have a life outside of that. If you also hate your job, you have 2 problems.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 101d
Add this guy to The List.
We'll be back, dickhead.
StillAlive@piefed.world · 9 pts · 102d
Iñaki Ereño, kill yourself
lennee@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 103d
having no life, no family, no kids, no hobbies and no time to just be is for the weak
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 102d
Two countries with some of the better public health care system in the world.
He's in charge of companies dedicated to selling you what you already have. So you know he's an absolute POS.
teslasaur@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 101d
Classic psychopatic traits.
I wonder what the percentage rate of psychopatic traits are in CEO's compared to the general public.
Found this article that refers to numbers in the 20th percentile. Like prisoners.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/gautammukunda/2024/09/26/the-psychopaths-who-lead-us/
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 103d
Does this bastard work 300 hours a week? If not, he’s a weak shit.
1984@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 102d
Such rage bait and they know it.
deathbird@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 101d
Like they know people wouldn't actually be working for their shitty asses if it wasn't for the money, right? They won't even be doing the "work" that they are doing if they were making $15 an hour.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 101d
Years ago, I was in middle management for a Fortune 100 company, and some HR guy from HQ was doing some sort of presentation, and mentioned that money was not the prime motivator for workers, and I had to interrupt him to dispute that. I said, "Tell everybody on Friday that starting next week, they'll be working for free, and see how many people show up to work on Monday."
He tried to argue about it, but nobody in the room agreed with him. We understood what he was trying to say, that there are other motivations that employees will respond to, but money is obviously the KING motivator. You can't just dismiss it with an obviously wrong premise like workers don't care about money. That's just a C-Suite fantasy that they're trying to convince us to adopt.
deathbird@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 99d
After making enough money to get by, money is not the prime motivator, I guess? Like if I'm making $X, where X is enough money, offering me a little more money alone won't get me to change jobs. It's a simple lesson that C-Suite types warp into "People don't work for money, they work for meaning." Perhaps because they figure "meaning" is cheaper than raises.
HubertManne@piefed.social · 2 pts · 101d
they are pushing for it. I have seen thirties and even twenties. If you can't have a roof over your head and food in your belly in a decent city and be able to retain that over your life, whats the point? They go after the young with the laughable, just get some experience and you will soon make adequate pay. Except we won't hire you for this inadequate amount unless we can't find anyone with experience to fill the role.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 101d
God these new plantations somehow suck worse than those of old.
Strider@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d
It's kind of nice of them to draf target marks on themselves.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 103d
It's just a dude. Who cares what he thinks?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 103d
One of the most influential shitty publications in the world and the shitty government of the country in which it's based.
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
Sounds like they are discrediting themselves. I'll stop reading it.
voidsignal@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 102d
walk away. then they have no influence anymore.
favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 103d
DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 103d
Random guy on the internet: lack of work life balance is for pathetic losers who have nobody who loves them. Don't be like loser billionaires, be like random internet chad.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 102d
WHICH CEO
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 101d
Nvidia CEO
AshMan85@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 103d