Mermaid

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 228 pts · 146d (27 replies)

Zkuld@lemmy.world · 108 pts · 146d (25 replies)

Same way we decide which animals to eat and which to pet I guess

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 146d (6 replies)

No no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow.

I guess it depends if it's alive or dead.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 146d (1 reply)

Pet the bovine cadaver coward.

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 146d

Mmm, beef patty.

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 146d

oh hey a cute living cow pat pat

dissociates

oh hey a yummy looking dead cow

X@piefed.world · 5 pts · 146d (1 reply)

Living cow: i pets moo cow

Freshly dead cow: no pets 4 u cow

Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 146d

A living cow: pet pet -

With my axe!

Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak.

FatVegan@leminal.space · 2 pts · 145d

They were all alive at some point

Janx@piefed.social · 7 pts · 146d

First one, then the other! The order is important...

Prathas@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 145d (4 replies)

Pet/food decisions are mostly based on carnivore/herbivore type. Eating carnivorous animals poisons us over time, among other issues. Video about it: Why Predator Meat is Literally Poison (It's Not What You Think)

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 145d (3 replies)

How on Earth is it poison...

Prathas@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 145d (2 replies)

Bioaccumulation of mercury, lead, etc., or too many vitamins: the more organisms in total eaten on the way to the one you eat. Herbivores have significantly fewer. A few bites of polar bear liver will send you into acute vitamin A overdose with permanent effects, if not death. Another one: Why Don't We Eat Carnivores?

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 141d

Vitamin A is a pretty significant one. It's not soluble in water, so it bioaccumulates. Polar bears are predators that eat predators (seals) that eat creatures that eat autotrophs that are very vitamin A rich (alae, phytoplankton, etc.)

Because of that, 0.1 grams of polar bear liver has 100% of your daily recommended vitamin A, and as little as half a kilogram has enough to kill you =)

https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/will-you-die-if-you-eat-a-polar-bears-liver

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1257872/

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 145d

Ah, natures way of creating teams in a deathmatch?

Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 146d (7 replies)

There are no animals I wouldn't eat or pet

moakley@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 146d (2 replies)

What about a scorpion?

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 146d (1 reply)

They're really unpleasant to eat - much like a tarantula they're basically all exoskeleton and that makes them a bit like chewing a big mouth full of fried peanut shells. But flavor-wise the meat is actually pretty tasty!

Glemek@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 143d

I had fried scorpion once, and it was basically just crispy.

toxicbubble@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 146d (3 replies)

human?

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 146d (1 reply)

It's 2026, doesn't everyone eat ass?

X@piefed.world · 2 pts · 146d

I’d pet them if they aren’t angry but I can’t say I’ve thought of eating donkeys. Necessity of survival, perhaps?

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 141d

If the pig is long, my hunger is strong 😤

j_z@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 146d

👆

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d (1 reply)

Just depends on how hungry you are.

Prathas@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 145d

Yes, most of the toxins were discovered and recorded by people who observed the desperate, effectively.

musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 145d

If it sings with you then it's a friend, if it doesn't then it's food.

sik0fewl@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 146d

^ my joke but better

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 106 pts · 146d (5 replies)

Mermaids are the apex predator & rule the seas - none of the critters are friends, just captive slaves that try their best not to piss her off.

And that's why a little murmaider is ok.
\m/




SleepyPie@lemmy.world · 84 pts · 146d (3 replies)

Wow you had so many of these ready to go 👀

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 35 pts · 146d (2 replies)

Seems like, somehow, people have spent a lot of time thinking about Ariel's tits. Perhaps science can tell us one day why.

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 16 pts · 146d

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 146d

Buncha hebephiles apparently, because Ariel is forever 16.

toofpic@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 146d
Im_old@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 146d (5 replies)

Well starfish have their mouth in the middle of their body, so...

themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 146d

How else do you think they stay on?

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 146d (1 reply)

Totally. She picks the best kissers.

Pistachio@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 146d

breast kissers

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 146d

...that's why she uses clam shells.

kalpol@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 146d

All right boys, party's over

Armok_the_bunny@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 146d (2 replies)

Clearly her bra are her closest friends.

obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app · 29 pts · 146d

bra friends are the breast friends.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 145d

Meanwhile, I just want to see bunny Armok.

Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app · 58 pts · 146d (1 reply)

Simples, when she out grows her B-shells, she wears her C-shells.

Dasus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 145d

angrystego@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 146d (5 replies)

A bra can be a friend.

crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 146d (2 replies)

Breast friends, even

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 145d

Havin’ so much fun together. You’re not even aware you’re such a funny pair.

Dasus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 145d

Hasherm0n@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 146d (1 reply)

The closest of friends.

MasterNerd@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 145d

Those claims ain't surviving their adductor muscles being severed

xkbx@startrek.website · 29 pts · 146d (2 replies)

I’m assuming the same way we decide which animals are okay to eat or not - arbitrarily and by culture. For example, maybe some Pacific tribes of mermaids might be fine using starfish, but Atlantis area that would be considered barbaric, perhaps even with a touch of propaganda saying they use starfish for sexual reasons as well. I love where this is going, I’m gonna go write a controversial AO3 fiction about a Pacific mermaid fighting against Atlantic racism, but secretly in a degrading race-play relationship.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 146d

This is Indian Oceanic Mertribe erasure!

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 145d

Ok, now tell me how do I decide which animals to suck my nipples?

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 19 pts · 146d

Alive: friends. Dead: clothes.

Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 146d

I would imagine that the ones cupping her titties are "more than just friends".

Astronut@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 146d

Well, obviously her bosom buddies are her friends! They just clam and do their job.

Edit: when you think about it though, do you really want a couple of clams in charge of guarding your titties?

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 145d

Maybe the ones she uses as bra are her very best friends?

reddit_sux@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 145d (2 replies)

She is like a hermit crab, using only the discarded shells as her cycle progresses.

Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 145d (1 reply)

Does that mean she continues to grow almost indefinitely as long as she can find bigger shells? 😉

reddit_sux@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 141d

Hopefully only the parts covered by the shells.

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 12 pts · 146d

I'm not sure there's a way to do that without being shellfish.

M137@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 146d

The person who wrote this is in the very small minority of people (of all genders) who don't think boobs are awesome.
And even then, how is being her bra not being a friend? Bad bras that cause all sorts of issues and discomfort is such a common thing that any bra that doesn't should automatically be seen as a friend.

Etterra@discuss.online · 9 pts · 146d

She only wears the dead ones, dyed a bright color.

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 145d

How do we?

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 146d

Bra ones got game

RoddyStiggs@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 145d

¿Por que no los dos?

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 146d

Pure aesthetics.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 146d

And is it based on nipple pinchieness?

rain_worl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 145d (1 reply)

why?? is there that horrid black gradient at the bottom??
which ui designer thought it would be a good idea???? i just want to have a talk with them

Boozilla@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 145d

I thought my screen was dusty.

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 145d

Lifes real questions

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 145d

Those that support her family ruling the sea are friends.