Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”
I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot
That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there
"Get me some oil so I can tap this tight hole. You're going to need to screw it hard, and then drop a double nut on it. Make sure to keep your bush clean, or you can try sticking your finger in and twisting it around, otherwise you'll never get this hard shaft into it. And remember: if it's walking funny when you drill, try putting the tip between a pair of nuts."
Maybe a bit more machining, but it's not even a stretch to make it sound absolutely terrible. Those are all even pretty reasonable statements in context (if you know zero slang), not just isolated words.
The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called KISSING. ...about LM-CM docking, of course.
You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.
From those only pentest has kind of a sus name. But that's understandable, hackers are degenerates. Also there's a reason it's called pentest and not the full name lmao.
60 Comments
explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world · 95 pts · 103d
Master/slave
snooggums@piefed.world · 30 pts · 103d
Finger/poke
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 103d
Fsck fsck
urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe · 5 pts · 103d
Insert, upsert
shneancy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 103d
there are so many links that i've clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 103d
i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 5 pts · 102d
I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev · 1 pts · 103d
That one is frowned upon by some cultures.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 103d
Construction is like this too.
Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”
Edit, nailing studs.
Denvil@piefed.world · 35 pts · 103d
I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot
That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 103d
how do you know someone's from Cincinnati?
Don't worry, they'll tell you
Denvil@piefed.world · 27 pts · 103d
I'll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 103d
I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 10 pts · 103d
Political slogan from the 1840's Presidential campaign ("Tippacanoe and Tyler too!")
DarthFreyr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d
"Get me some oil so I can tap this tight hole. You're going to need to screw it hard, and then drop a double nut on it. Make sure to keep your bush clean, or you can try sticking your finger in and twisting it around, otherwise you'll never get this hard shaft into it. And remember: if it's walking funny when you drill, try putting the tip between a pair of nuts."
Maybe a bit more machining, but it's not even a stretch to make it sound absolutely terrible. Those are all even pretty reasonable statements in context (if you know zero slang), not just isolated words.
Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 102d
Had any "Full penetration butt welds" lately?
Dagnet@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 103d
No
touch?ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 103d
No
touchonlycatrizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 103d
zedgeist@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 103d
StillAlive@piefed.world · 11 pts · 103d
Do not the cat
palordrolap@fedia.io · 55 pts · 103d
haha forking processes and killing children
wait
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 102d
Remove child from parent using fork
:)
pressanykeynow@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 102d
Daemon spawning mmm
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 38 pts · 103d
We used to
fingerour users too.SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 103d
Oh my god I'm sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You're just so pretty...
cbazero@programming.dev · 14 pts · 103d
I dumped my core so fast ...
vrek@programming.dev · 20 pts · 103d
Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 103d
I think there are 4 reasons:
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 102d
Linux shell also has... a thing going on.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 102d
fingerhancock@retrolemmy.com · 4 pts · 102d
unzip
ptu@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 102d
root
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 103d
Software, firmware, and hardware.
NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d
Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 103d
tauonite@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 103d
Vibe coding before it was cool
kungen@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 103d
The only good kind of vibe coding*
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 103d
With cargo mommy integration for all the horny people rusting
Phantaloons@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 102d
--force
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 102d
--verbose is for when you want dirty talk
ashenwire@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 102d
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 102d
😳
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 10 pts · 103d
you cannot create art if you aren't horny.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 102d
Isn't Morrissey asexual?
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 103d
touch grassAlvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 102d
Oh, I KISS all the time!
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 102d
Keep It Stupid. Simple!
joe@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 102d
Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times
mirshafie@europe.pub · 2 pts · 102d
Some of us aren't repressed!
umbraroze@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 102d
It goes WAY back.
The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called
KISSING. ...about LM-CM docking, of course.You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 103d
Tell me more about Alice's brother Bob's sisters.
Maybe they can help me find a new way to decompress.
Tattorack@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 103d
Wait till you get into game development. You'll be doing a lot of parent/child relationship, and killing orphans.
skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 102d
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 102d
Zip, unzip it.
Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 101d
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it,...
pewpew@feddit.it · 5 pts · 101d
That feeling when your code compiles after a long session of refactoring
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 103d
It's all the trans girls and eggs. We tend to show up in software roles a lot, and we tend to be pretty horny.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d
Docker...
aMockTie@piefed.world · 2 pts · 103d
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fnWypQz6X2U
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d
We're good with technology, so we're VERY easily able to find our EXACT preferred porn for our EXACT fetishes. That snowballs.
Also, forget ALT-TAB. We Linux users LOVE having keyboard shortcuts for completely different desktops... for reasons.
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 102d
From those only pentest has kind of a sus name. But that's understandable, hackers are degenerates. Also there's a reason it's called pentest and not the full name lmao.