I'm with you aside from the G part. Thats a requirement for me personally. That said, I really just titled it that way because this is one of the greatest videos ever. It lives rent free in my mind every time I see an unfamiliar pawg in the wild.
Can't help but notice that the pattern here is that it shows what happens to the hero when exposed to their weakness. Which implies that your weakness is not butts but instead tights.
There's a Malian movie named Guimba the Tyrant. Spoiler alert for a 31 year old movie, but the king's weakness is women, and a shaman sends a hypnotic luscious booty mistress to lure the king's out into the bush (where he is presumed killed).
58 Comments
DScratch@sh.itjust.works · 66 pts · 108d
Thicc Betelgeuse
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 108d
Closing my eyes real tight and crossing my fingers...
Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse
Thicc Betelgeuse
rainwall@piefed.social · 7 pts · 108d
Michael Keaton filled out the Batman suit tout suite, so....
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 108d
ArchsageRamases@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 107d
ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 107d
Well, she is some 640-760 times thiccer than the Sun
zeroConnection@programming.dev · 47 pts · 108d
Half the ancient wars were started for the last panel.
Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 107d
Helen of sparta confirmed thicc af
Asafum@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 108d
Is this a shitpost? I see nothing but absolute truth.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 108d
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 107d
Dream guy
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 107d
Photo from like a decade ago, homeboy probably has kids and/or is dead now.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 107d
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 107d
"The real shitpost is always in the comments"
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 107d
😉😜😘😉
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 108d
The best shitposts speak to our souls
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 107d
Yeah, and if you look closely, you can also see some drawings of ancient heroes.
Hoimo@ani.social · 34 pts · 108d
You a potato?
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 107d
Yes
razen@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 108d
Dont make me horny from a shitpost page
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 108d
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 107d
You must be new here!
Horny on main is standard.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 108d
Black and white stripes on the rear half of the body? HOW DID YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS IS AN OKAPI?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 107d
Nah, I think it's a colorblind wasp.
Etterra@discuss.online · 20 pts · 107d
orenj@leminal.space · 18 pts · 108d
Honestly the W isn't really necessary. Or the G. Hell, I could be defeated without the P if we're being so for real
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 108d
I'm with you aside from the G part. Thats a requirement for me personally. That said, I really just titled it that way because this is one of the greatest videos ever. It lives rent free in my mind every time I see an unfamiliar pawg in the wild.
https://youtube.com/shorts/qbNrcjo4PGs
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 6 pts · 108d
It's good to be open to enjoying all sorts of experiences.....but you must spend all day being captivated by staring at asses.
orenj@leminal.space · 6 pts · 108d
its a tough job but someone's gotta do it
getFrog@piefed.social · 17 pts · 108d
Hey, I literally have those pants! They really are a weakness, as there are no pockets on them :(
ArchsageRamases@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 107d
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d
Quit trying to turn me on
ArchsageRamases@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 107d
RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 108d
I'm just honored to be called a legend by a shitpost.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 107d
I got your back bud
RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 107d
😘
realitista@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 108d
Dat ass tho
FishFace@piefed.social · 8 pts · 108d
What does American Wire Gauge have to do with any of these?!
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 107d
It's phat.
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 7 pts · 107d
Can't help but notice that the pattern here is that it shows what happens to the hero when exposed to their weakness. Which implies that your weakness is not butts but instead tights.
trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 7 pts · 107d
I'm so lonely
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d
Sorry to hear that bud
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 108d
I mean, gooning is a net negative on my life so fair enough
callyral@pawb.social · 7 pts · 107d
why is she dressed in optical illusion pattern
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 107d
Dazzle camo to make sure enemy sub's can't figure out her speed
starik@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 107d
Possibly to protect from biting flies.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 107d
Ok. What’s PAWG.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 107d
Phat Ass White Girl, watch the video I linked. Its SFW and NOT porn OR an example.
https://youtube.com/shorts/qbNrcjo4PGs
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 107d
That's exactly what a lying liar would say to trick me.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d
Thanks. TIL.
pmk@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 108d
I wish I had pants like that, but instead of the stripes it's the dermatomes, and in that position it just all makes sense.
hansolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 107d
There's a Malian movie named Guimba the Tyrant. Spoiler alert for a 31 year old movie, but the king's weakness is women, and a shaman sends a hypnotic luscious booty mistress to lure the king's out into the bush (where he is presumed killed).
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 107d
Huh. Good use of spandex with vertical stripes.
Bristlecone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 108d
Where on the internet is my weakness? For research...
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 107d
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=butts
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 108d
Samson's actual weakness was the same as the artist's - a beautiful woman. Achilles' was a beautiful man.
you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 107d
Just this post has made me weak.
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 107d
Accurate.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 107d
Yes!, zebras!
christiangirlera@lemmy.zip · -14 pts · 107d
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 107d
Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 107d
Lovely answer - but you’re in a shitposting community…
What kind of content did you expect here?
Low quality? Low effort? Offensive?
tick ✅ tick ✅ tick ✅
christiangirlera@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 51d
starik@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 107d
What about hairy palms?