You have to eat him... look at that face, he saw you and instantly relief washed over him. He knows his time of struggle and toil is near its end, and by nourishing you he will have fulfilled his ultimate purpose. There is no greater honor among potato kind, to leave him sitting, forcing him to go on in the hellscape we call life? What kind of a monster could do that?
I'm pretty sure that thing is one of Godwyn's offshoots from him trying to infect the Erdtree... You should probably put him back in the ground and let him get back to it.
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PM_me_your_doggo@lemmy.world · 137 pts · 90d
Oh cool! Your potato looks exactly like this potato from 7 years ago! What a world, huh
urandom@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 90d
Huh. What are the odds
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 90d
at least it's not ai.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 89d
I love that there are two people who simp ai so much they got upset and downvoted this lol
Wolf314159@startrek.website · 22 pts · 89d
I personally don't mind the reposts. What does offend me are the lies in the title text claiming ownership and originality.
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 90d
Nobody would ever repost a meme because that would be ridiculous
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 90d
Did you hold memory of this post for 7 years? Impressed.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 89d
He kept that tab open for 7 years waiting for this moment.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 4 pts · 89d
Jesus, what a freak coincidence! What are the odds?
webp@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 89d
He has the heart to repost him 💔
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 89d
I wonder if u/TheLittleWinner2 was really the OOP, or if he stole it from someone else too
PM_me_your_doggo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 88d
Well, this was the earliest appearance I could find
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 90d
ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 90d
I mean, he is already baked.
scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org · 20 pts · 90d
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 90d
"my son.... take care of your mother for me when I'm gone...... "
shamefully recycling the top Reddit comment for this post from years agoREDACTED@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 90d
Creddit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 90d
100% destroy that potato. It's survived 7 years because that is absolutely a horcrux.
Surp@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 90d
That potato be looking like it cast avada kedavra and that shit bounced back and fucked his ass up.
Deckname@feddit.org · 8 pts · 89d
But more like stoned voldemort, his horkrux is a bong that shattered long ago
QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 90d
Looks like the potato is high.
Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 7 pts · 90d
You have to eat him... look at that face, he saw you and instantly relief washed over him. He knows his time of struggle and toil is near its end, and by nourishing you he will have fulfilled his ultimate purpose. There is no greater honor among potato kind, to leave him sitting, forcing him to go on in the hellscape we call life? What kind of a monster could do that?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 90d
You can't help him, Harry.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 89d
I just think they're neat!
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 90d
Master Oogway had some serious skeletons in his closet for his next reincarnation to end up like this.
zewm@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 90d
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 90d
Is that the burnt peanut in disguise?
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 90d
Exactly what I thought.
rosco385@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 90d
That potato looking like he finally got Harry Potter and he can relax now.
bagsy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d
Rub him, you might get some wishes.
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 89d
I would be so upset if I owned this potato
felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d
[10] guy
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 90d
me_irl
flandish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 89d
frampt ole chap.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 89d
I'm pretty sure that thing is one of Godwyn's offshoots from him trying to infect the Erdtree... You should probably put him back in the ground and let him get back to it.