So in one night, lets call it 8 hours from 6:00 - 2:00, you're out there approaching women, starting a conversation, leading that conversation naturally to kissing men, negotiating for $100, kissing your homie, then traveling to the next bar... every 24 minutes.
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes. You might be able to get more than 100$ at times, especially from larger groups. Selecting an area with lots of bars visited by hen parties is probably key for this.
Also it gets worse. Either he's commandeered his friend into doing this with him for free, or they're splitting it and he's actually managing to average every 12 minutes.
Assuming this kind of wager is more likely in a nightclub with drunk people (that brought party money) then a regular bar.
Some have entree fees, and the oned that do have more chance to find richer drunk people.
Gotta pay expensive drinks for you and homie to not stand out and appear massively sus, what you're doing is relatively mild but people can’t tell your not planning worse, so act normal, casual.
May take a while to find a good target, depending on the crowd size you only have one shot to smooth talk your way into it.
In the meantime your spending time, possibly gas finding new locations. Local employees will equally catch on also if you do it too often the same spot.
In the end gotta split the profits with your partner
Might be above minimum wage but far from big money. The only reason to get big money is dumb luck where your victim is an actual rich person that does not care.
I told my boss I needed a raise. He said everyone needs a hustle. I told him my hustle is wage work. He advised some people will just sacrifice more. I said my time with my family was more important.
People that say you need a "huscle" "be a founder" or any other of that instagram entrepeneur type crap need to remember capitalism only works if a large part of the population is happy just doing some quasi menial job that pays just enough to have a somewhat interesting life.
Ah yes, the old selling yourself for more riches and even more dignity. Go money! /s Now let's talk basic universal income. That one is a no-brainer that would solve a lot of social ills.
No, everyone lived indecently before money. Then everyone came and worked together to live decently. Then, at some point, some people wanted to have everything and invented money so that they could rob the others by their consent.
70 Comments
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 164 pts · 80d
Someone will post this to LinkedIn without a hint of irony.
xkbx@startrek.website · 131 pts · 80d
ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this
Astronut@lemmy.zip · 94 pts · 80d
Is a blowjob really a job if you’re enjoying it?
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 74 pts · 80d
It’s a blowhobby, perhaps even a blowcalling.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 15 pts · 80d
Suck hobby
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 79d
You've gotta get your foot in the door with a blowinternship
Gormadt@slrpnk.net · 37 pts · 80d
That's just a brojob, that's standard operating procedure.
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X@piefed.world · 7 pts · 80d
the only thing really stopping you two is you two
davidagain@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 79d
Asking the real questions.
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 89 pts · 80d
What part of this is passive?
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 80d
If you're having fun at your job, you'll never work a day in your life.
Im_old@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 80d
Because doing that shit is illegal😂!
timestatic@feddit.org · 2 pts · 80d
Is it? I dont think so actually
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 80d
It puts the ass in passive
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 80d
It’s passive for the bottom
Agent641@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 80d
In the community we refer to it as "bottom"
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 80d
What’s your job? I kiss my homies
MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 80d
In a world with AI grindsets, influencer slopfests, and governmental grifting, we need more respectable professions like this.
RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 80d
That's not passive income
nullspace@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 79d
It is if you're a lazy bottom.
zaph@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 80d
It is if you were already going to go bar hopping with your makeout bro
guy@piefed.social · 46 pts · 79d
Hello kids! Today we're learning about prostitution
Agent641@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 79d
Alright, I'm out.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d
kevinsky@feddit.nl · 35 pts · 78d
The amount of people that evidently don't know what the "passive" in passive income is supposed to stand for is wild.
If you have do do something for it, it's not passive, it's just a job.
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 78d
Active income, as it were.
Uruanna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 78d
The passive is the friend who sits there and waits to get tongued.
It doesn't say if he gets paid though, or if it's just for fun.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 78d
I'm not giving him a cut for that! Bob makes enough money as it is; he's lucky I buy the cosmos.
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 80d
So in one night, lets call it 8 hours from 6:00 - 2:00, you're out there approaching women, starting a conversation, leading that conversation naturally to kissing men, negotiating for $100, kissing your homie, then traveling to the next bar... every 24 minutes.
Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 79d
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes. You might be able to get more than 100$ at times, especially from larger groups. Selecting an area with lots of bars visited by hen parties is probably key for this.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 79d
10 minutes? More like one minute: "Hithereladies, howsyournightgoing? Kissingmenhuhwhatsthatallabout, I'dneverdoitespeciallynotwiththisguyhereyoucouldn'tpaymeto. Notforlessthat$100. brief tongue gargling Giveusmycashyoudummies. Seeyoubye!"
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 2 pts · 79d
Yes.
pyre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 79d
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 78d
Also it gets worse. Either he's commandeered his friend into doing this with him for free, or they're splitting it and he's actually managing to average every 12 minutes.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 80d
Well this dystopia economy when you have go around making out with your male friend to make extra money.
What happens if you do it and they don't pay? Also call BS in this economy people can pony up 100 bucks for this?
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 80d
If they can afford drinks in an uptown bar, they can scrounge up $100 between them. It's called wealth redistribution.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 22 pts · 80d
Assuming this kind of wager is more likely in a nightclub with drunk people (that brought party money) then a regular bar.
Some have entree fees, and the oned that do have more chance to find richer drunk people.
Gotta pay expensive drinks for you and homie to not stand out and appear massively sus, what you're doing is relatively mild but people can’t tell your not planning worse, so act normal, casual.
May take a while to find a good target, depending on the crowd size you only have one shot to smooth talk your way into it.
In the meantime your spending time, possibly gas finding new locations. Local employees will equally catch on also if you do it too often the same spot.
In the end gotta split the profits with your partner
Might be above minimum wage but far from big money. The only reason to get big money is dumb luck where your victim is an actual rich person that does not care.
Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 80d
Rope the bars in. Gas isn't something that should be happening drinking.
uberdroog@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 79d
I told my boss I needed a raise. He said everyone needs a hustle. I told him my hustle is wage work. He advised some people will just sacrifice more. I said my time with my family was more important.
kevinsky@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 78d
People that say you need a "huscle" "be a founder" or any other of that instagram entrepeneur type crap need to remember capitalism only works if a large part of the population is happy just doing some quasi menial job that pays just enough to have a somewhat interesting life.
If everybody is rich, nobody is rich.
Coconut1233@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 78d
The last sentence only makes sense comparatively. If you assume wealth/richness is having enough resources to thrive, then imho everybody can be rich.
kevinsky@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 78d
Ofcourse there are other metrics to considering yourself rich, some of which don't necesarily have anything at all do do with money.
But that is not what those online grifters that constantly talk about crypto and having a huscle mean with being successful.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 78d
You forgot to add the part where you kissed your boss on the mouth to get a raise.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 79d
Ah yes, the old selling yourself for more riches and even more dignity. Go money! /s Now let's talk basic universal income. That one is a no-brainer that would solve a lot of social ills.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 79d
$50, then? What if I do one for free just to show you it's worth it?
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 78d
Each and every one of us values ourselves differently. Take what you can get, I guess? You don't need to prove anything to me, just yourself.
trashboypro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 79d
How about abolishing money altogether and actually redistributing resources the way that everyone can live decently?
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 79d
Abolishing money isn't necessary for everyone to live decently
trashboypro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 78d
However, money is absolutely necessary for making sure that everyone but the few lives indecently
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 77d
Again, not true. Everyone but the few lived indecently even before money.
trashboypro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 77d
No, everyone lived indecently before money. Then everyone came and worked together to live decently. Then, at some point, some people wanted to have everything and invented money so that they could rob the others by their consent.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 78d
I totally agree. We now have the communication and computing ability to manage resources effectively for the whole globe.
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 80d
I wonder what Andrew Taint would have to say about this.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 80d
"Bruh it's totally not homo if it's for the Grind™, these stupid femoids just think we're both so hot and want to fuck us anyway"
nullspace@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 79d
Bro can I send you $200 for an online course on how to be as based as you? This shit belongs in a podcast.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
You've got a good eye for new content. Where can I tune in for more of your reactions and recommendations?
el_muerte@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 78d
Shit, he probably came up with the idea.
Remember, according to Andrew Tate, the gayest thing a fella can do is enjoy sex with a woman
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d
He did indeed say that yes.
therealamack@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 79d
Can someone explain how dressing in basketball shorts and jersey factors in?
draco_aeneus@mander.xyz · 28 pts · 79d
Stereotypical "straight guy" clothes.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 78d
Average American cishet men dress like twelve year olds when they go out
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d
12-year-old is being generous.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 80d
If homie doesn't want any of that money, you might have a boyfriend.
Prove_your_argument@piefed.social · 13 pts · 80d
By this logic everyone should be a prostitute on top of whatever their hustle is. Just saying.
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 80d
Yes. Obviously. Fucking pinko, are you not?
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 80d
what if I have a fagcent
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 80d
Use sign language
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 80d
Isn't sex work illegal in the 'freedom' country
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 80d
It’s not sex work, it’s just a friendly wager :D
davidagain@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d
"I bet you can't suck me off in under five minutes."
bridgeburner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d
Just record it, then it is porn and that's legal