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chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world · 117 pts · 61d (13 replies)

Every person in the world with a net worth over $1B USD. Then I'd equally reallocate their money across every human on earth.

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 54 pts · 61d (3 replies)

Rather than re-allocating their money across every human on earth, why not allocate it inversely proportional to the net worth of the recipient (and maybe also local currency conversion rate), to uplift the poorest folks?

Could probably choose a lower number, too - say, $100M. Nobody needs anywhere remotely close to that.

yakko@feddit.uk · 24 pts · 61d

The economics of unlucky Mario Party spaces

bratwurstest@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 61d

Yeah 100M feels right. Also, wealth is usually tied up in non liquid assets, and it makes no sense to either force liquidation even if it crashes the value, or divide ownership equally among 9 billion people. Each asset needs to be re-allocated on a case by case basis. Like, the private international bridge in Detroit, it's much more valuable as a single asset than the steel scrap it could be sold for.

heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 60d

I just realized that the realty market always runs a drought to up its sale price. Also, since homeless also don’t have housing, there’s an even greater housing shortage than just those seeking to move into a “forever home.”

UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 61d

I’d rather make sure everyone has everything they need for at least basic life. Healthcare, education, infrastructure to name a few. Food for schools. I know a lot of countries already have this. But many don’t even have access to clean water. Ideally worldwide. And throw corrupt politicians and military overlords in there. Although many of them would be counted in the >$1b. Get rid of the religious wackjobs and maybe we could start progressing as a species.

harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 61d (1 reply)

That's just gonna drive up inflation. Instead, invest that into better farms, industries, businesses, and schools that provide services at-cost or free. Or just use the assets left by those guys for the public good, they're already set up.

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 61d

Or better yet, send the money with them.

espurr@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 61d (2 replies)

B-but billionaires have rights too!!

jlow@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 60d (1 reply)

They can stop being billionaires by giving away that money anytime they want to not go into the black hole.

espurr@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 60d

OMG that's actually fair

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 60d (1 reply)

Seems like an arbitrary threshold. Does anybody actually need $900 million? Or $300 million? Or...

sukhmel@programming.dev · 3 pts · 60d

Yes, I'm in dire need of $999,999,999.99 but of course I don't need any more than that, thank you

craftrabbit@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 60d

Using Hawking radiation!

Bwaz@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 61d (1 reply)

The GOP

AstralPath@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 61d

I'd choose the entirety of American politics.

haywire7@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Politicians

Hedge fund management

Influencers

Not exhaustive but a good start

ik5pvx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 60d

High frequency trader

Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 61d

Republicans.

nuko147@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 60d (1 reply)

Billionaires!

EvasiveSpecies@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 60d

Was gonna say the Epstein class but those are basically one and the same. ^

sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 60d (2 replies)

Another black hole. I just wanna see what happens you know?

MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 60d (1 reply)

They just merge. They're just really really dense concentrations of mass-energy, not extradimensional portals.

bdot@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 60d
  • really dense. ✅
  • concentrations of mass ✅
  • not extra dimensional portal ✅

you just described my ex

gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 61d (6 replies)

Trick question. Time dilation means nothing ever actually enters a black hole. It just keeps getting infinitesimally close.

bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 61d

"are we there yet" ... "are we there yet"...

crimson_iris@piefed.social · 6 pts · 61d (1 reply)

I'm not that scientifically literate, but isn't that just from the perspective of an outside observer?

sukhmel@programming.dev · 2 pts · 60d

Afaik from perspective of the one falling nothing may even change as they cross into the black hole. And I think they also never reach the center in their local timeframe, but that one I can't remember

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 60d

From your point of view yes. I guess it fades into the infrared and keeps fading away.

morto@piefed.social · 4 pts · 60d

That just makes it a worse fate

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 59d

What if someone pushed?

boaratio@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 60d

Every. Single. Fascist.

jdr@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 61d

More black holes

onnekas@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 60d

I'd throw in the post below

jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 60d

The Unsellable Elephant that thw other guy just got on his weird application survey question.

godsammitdam@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 60d

The republican party. Aka modern day fascists.

Maybe the DNC and establishment neoliberals too, who ushered in fascism.

OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app · 13 pts · 61d

All of the Republicans.

87Six@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 61d

Big Oil

neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 59d

Billionaires and Right wingers around the world.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 59d

Oh, please, you know exactly who my answers are.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 60d

The human compulsion to invent religions.

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 61d

I had the opportunity some "time" ago and I chose to send our entire universe into a black hole. Now we are all stuck here, infinitely reliving the same existences and timelines. My bad.

https://www.space.com/space-exploration/james-webb-space-telescope/is-our-universe-trapped-inside-a-black-hole-this-james-webb-space-telescope-discovery-might-blow-your-mind

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 60d (1 reply)

A white hole.

Allero@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 59d

This one's underrated

kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 60d

Aging.

Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 61d

Can't I just roll it around like the ball in katamari?

brb@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 60d (1 reply)

myself

ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 59d
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OldSageRick@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 61d

Myself, and hope that it will be a fast end

TheNamlessGuy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 60d (1 reply)
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 60d

Is it not already spaghettified!?

nbsp@programming.dev · 7 pts · 60d

$1 for good luck

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 59d

Another blackhole

Gust@piefed.social · 7 pts · 59d

One of those infinitely long, perfectly rigid, incompressible, conductive rods I read so much about while I was trying to learn the stuff you need to know before you can start studying black holes

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 59d

the worlds top 40 wealthiest people.

jaemo@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 60d

MAGA. Make America Go (into the) Accretion (disc)

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 59d (1 reply)

By now just the entire planet.

Dicska@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 57d

There's precious life on the planet. It's beautiful. It would be a shame if such a rare thing disappeared.

Just send humanity, they (we) earned it a long time ago.

ranzispa@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 61d (2 replies)

Mosquitos, all of them. Ecosystem will equilibrate eventually and all will be fine.

village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 61d

It's actually only a handful out of the 3500 species that's an issue.

tyranny@crazypeople.online · 1 pts · 60d

ecosystem equilibriates by inventing super-mosquito

sbeak@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 60d

I want to throw some spaghetti in. Spaghetti gets sphagettified

BurnedDonutHole@ani.social · 5 pts · 60d (2 replies)

Myself to see what's all the fuss is about.

heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 60d (1 reply)

The Sarlac pit might be a blessing since the Mandalorian suggests you could escape, but a blackhole… that’d suck.

BurnedDonutHole@ani.social · 1 pts · 59d

I didn't think about the escape part. Who knows, maybe there is a wormhole at the end. Also, I'm pretty sure it will be a much peaceful way to go then the sarlac pit, considering the speeds involved.

plutopos@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 59d

Head of the Italian Senate Ignazio Benito La Russa

janus2@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 60d

a radio broadcast of Never Gonna Give You Up

anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 60d (1 reply)

10^52 electrons

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 59d

Jokes on you, the universe only has one extremely busy electron.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 60d (1 reply)

A probe.

heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 60d

Just toss in a rock, it’d have the same result.

mathic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 59d

Pasta dough.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 59d (3 replies)

Not much, as I understand it it's as difficult, if not more difficult to actually enter a black hole, as it is to throw something into the sun. Literally easier to just fling it out into the cosmos.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 59d (2 replies)

Why?

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 59d (1 reply)

You have to shed the inertia you already have to fall into the sun. The difference is about 30km/s or 108,000 km/h to slow down enough. The rotational plane of the solar system can be used to speed you up to escape velocity, especially with a slingshot off one of the giants, so it requires a lot less fuel.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 59d

Oh right

5715@feddit.org · 3 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Bill Cipher

Maroon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d
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c64z86@piefed.world · 3 pts · 59d

Greed

whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 60d (1 reply)

Money, borders

bandanawearingbanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 59d

Now what the heck is a black hole gonna do with those?

h4lf8yte@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 60d (2 replies)

There is like a very specific country in the middle east I am thinking of...

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 59d (1 reply)

The perception of that country Israeli quite poor at the moment.

natecox@programming.dev · 2 pts · 59d

Well played.

Lord743@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 59d

The snail

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 60d (1 reply)

The greed of humans

ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 59d
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sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 59d

That goddamned orbiting teapot.

DupaCycki@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 60d (3 replies)

Was gonna say billionaires, but then I thought: why not go myself? See you on the other side, losers.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 59d (1 reply)

IIRC, and understand the theory correctly, I believe your best chance for survival is a spinning supermassive black hole. I think that's the one that might not spaghettify you. I know you want supermassive, just can't remember if you want it spinning or stationary.

If you can survive it, you'll end up at the end of the universe within your own lifetime, due to time dilation. Possibly almost instantly from your perspective. Not sure what you'd do at that point though.

CatAssTrophy@safest.space · 2 pts · 59d

Pretty sure even if you don't spaghettify, you still get crushed to death by the pressure.

Tiger_Man_@szmer.info · 2 pts · 57d

peak username

the_flying_pig@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 60d

A white hole.

quail@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 58d

Earth

pumpupthejam@piefed.social · 1 pts · 61d

Barking neighborhood dogs. Straight to void.

ultimate_worrier@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 60d
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Arcadia@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 60d

My mistakes

WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 60d

Every white US liberal too cowardly to throw a punch

SatansDaughter@quokk.au · 0 pts · 61d

Free bottom surgery